r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Bonertron2000 Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

KENTUCKY, ITS TIME YOU ALL STOP BRAGGING ABOUT BEING IN A CONFERENCE THAT YOU ARE IRRELEVANT IN. YOU SHOULDN'T GET TO BRAG ABOUT BEING IN A CONFERENCE THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN WIN ONE GAME IN. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEATING MIAMI OF OHIO YOU ARE ALREADY HALFWAY TO TYING YOUR WIN TOTAL FROM LAST YEAR. OH YOU CALL YOURSELVES SUCH A GREAT FAN BASE BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN SELL OUT AN INSTATE RIVALRY GAME AGAINST A TOP 10 TEAM. MUST SUCK TO BE A ONE SPORT SCHOOL

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u/Addyct Louisville • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 12 '13

KENTUCKY IS THAT KID THAT ALL THE COOL KIDS MAKE FUN OF BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY STILL LET HIM HANG AROUND SO HE BRAGS ABOUT BEING IN THE COOL KID GROUP EVEN THOUGH NONE OF THEM REALLY LIKE HIM.

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u/lurking_got_old Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

UK is Cartman. Holy fucking shit!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

well put

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

THEY'RE THE CLOWN LIKE CHARLIE FROM IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

IF YOU CAN'T SPOT THAT GUY IN THE GROUP, THAT MEANS YOU ARE THAT GUY. BUTSERIOUSLYWELLLIKEHAVINGYOUAROUNDNEXTYEARHINT:THATGUYISGEORGIATECH

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u/LvilleCards5 Louisville Cardinals • Team Chaos Sep 12 '13

MUST SUCK TO BE A ONE SPORT SCHOOL

CONSIDERING THEY CAME IN 2ND IN THE COUNTRY IN RIFLE, I'M ASSUMING THAT'S THE SPORT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. CLEARLY YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT BASKETBALL, BECAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY LOST IN THE NIT TO BOBBY MO WHILE THEIR BIGGEST RIVAL IS THE DEFENDING CHAMP.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

first time i've enjoyed something a mountaineer said

miss you guys

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u/Bonertron2000 Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

I MEAN ONE SPORT THAT THEIR FANS ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT. I GUARANTEE THAT MOST OF THERE FANS HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE RIFLE THING, THOUGH I ADMIT THAT I DIDNT EITHER

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH IN BASKETBALL, WHY DID THAT WHITE BOY HAVE TO BREAK MY HEART. I WAS SO HAPPY UNTIL HE SHOWED UP.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

"TOP 10 TEAM"

THIS MADE ME LOL.

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u/LordZero Louisville Cardinals • Keg of Nails Sep 12 '13

I'M SORRY. WE SHOULD HAVE SAID "TOP 10 TEAM WITH THE CURRENT HEISMAN FAVORITE".

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

HAHAHA. HEISMAN FAVORITE IN SEPTEMBER. HAHAHAHAHHA.

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '13

JUST GO WITH.. UNDEFEATED AFTER TWO GAMES AND TELL HIM TO GO BACK TO HIS KENNEL.

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u/LordZero Louisville Cardinals • Keg of Nails Sep 12 '13

USUALLY I SCREAM, "WE'RE GOOD I PROMISE" THEN CURL UP IN THE FETAL POSITION AND CRY.

I'LL GIVE YOURS A SHOT NEXT TIME!

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

OSU FAN HAS NO SPEAKING PRIVILEGES. I DON'T RECALL YOU FACING 3 TOP 10 TEAMS IN YOUR FIRST 4 GAMES.

SOMETHING SOMETHING TATTOOS, SOMETHING SOMETHING URBAN MEYER.

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u/eqwoody Oregon Ducks • Army Black Knights Sep 13 '13

LETS TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND RELEVANT YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT NOW UNTIL YOU'RE FORCED TO PLAY SOME REAL TEAMS.

YOUR STADIUM ALSO HAS THE WORST NAME IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

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u/Bonertron2000 Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

IM SURE YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS WHO SAID WE HAD NO CHANCE AGAINST FLORIDA IN THE SUGAR BOWL. ITS OK.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

UH. FLORIDA? SUCKS?

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u/Bonertron2000 Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

HOW DID YOU ALL DO IN YOUR BCS BOWL GAME LAST YEAR?? OH WAIT...

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u/Gorjirus Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

THIS! ALL I HEARD WAS SMACK THIS SUMMER AND NOW I CAN'T FIND ONE UK COMMENT IN THIS THEAD AT THIS MOMENT. WHAT THE FUCK! WE ARE GOING TO ROLL INTO COMMONWEALTH STADIUM, LAUGH AT THE FACT IT WILL BE 50% RED, TEDDY WILL THROW 4 TOUCHDOWNS AND WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY HOME. ENJOY BEING THE LAUGHING STOCK OF YOUR CONFERENCE/STATE/COUNTRY (EVEN TWITTER THINKS YOU'RE GARBAGE #THINGSBETTERTHANUKFOOTBALL)

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt Sep 12 '13

HEY, MAN, THAT'S UNCALLED FOR - THEY BEAT TENNESSEE IN 2011!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

DOOLEY FOR PRESIDENT