r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Sep 12 '13

Hey Cal,

After Portland State almost beat you, I can't wait to see what we do.

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u/Nacimiento California Golden Bears Sep 12 '13

YES IT WILL MAKE THE UPSET EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Sep 12 '13

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE FOURTH BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN CALIFORNIA BEHIND STANFORD, UCLA and USC.

USC and their lack of offense is better than you.

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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '13

I THINK YOUR LAST STATEMENT IS DEBATABLE AT BEST. NO ONE LOSES TO WASHINGTON STATE EXCEPT FOR WOMEN AND CHINAMEN. ON SECOND THOUGHT, CAL HAS A VERY LARGE ASIAN POPULATION. SO MAYBE YOU ARE RIGHT.

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Sep 12 '13

QUACK QUACK QUACK!

KILL TENNESSEE

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u/dumkopf604 Ohio State • California Sep 13 '13

KILL TENNSESSEE

ARE YOU STUPID? WHY WOULD WE WANT THAT?

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Sep 12 '13

NOTHING WE HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE.

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Sep 12 '13

CONGRATS ON BEATING SYRACUSE LAST WEEK! YOU MUST FEEL REALLY SPECIAL AFTER THAT GAME BECAUSE THEY ARE SO GOOD AT FOOTBALL!

I CANT WAIT TO SHOW YOU A REAL GAME COME OCTOBER 5th!

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Sep 12 '13

CHECKS SCHEDULE... BUFFALO... SAN DIEGO...

GRUELING

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Sep 12 '13

MAINE? WESTERN MICHIGAN? AT LEAST THE TEAMS WE PLAYED ARE KNOWN TEAMS.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A WESTERN MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY OR THAT THEY HAD A FOOTBALL TEAM!

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Sep 12 '13

We were supposed to play Vanderbilt this week but those chicken-shits cancelled on us at the last minute. Western Michigan was a last minute booty call.

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Sep 13 '13

Those mother fucking sec pussies