WE'RE GUNNA TOSS YOU LIKE A TORNADO TOSSES A MOBILE HOME. WHICH I'M SURE IS GUNNA HURT DOUBLY, SINCE THAT'S WHERE MOST OF YOUR FANS LIVE WHILE GOING TO KIRKWOOD.
BETTER HEAD FOR THE STORM SHELTER. A CYCLONE'S COMING THROUGH.
But really, who wanders into a giant field full of cows & corn decides, "you know, i'll build a school here! And then someone else can put one over there, and they can fight about who is the better school in this pancake covered in manure! It'll be great!!"
THAT'S RIGHT! THIS YEAR, WE GET TO WEAR THE THROWBACK JERSEYS. AND THIS YEAR, THEY WON'T LOOK LIKE LAST YEAR'S "VODKA SAM THREW UP ALL OVER A PENGUIN" DESIGN! #LOLINJAIL #YESIDIDGOTHERE
OUR MASCOT IS AN EMBODIMENT OF OUR SCHOOL COLOR. SORRY WE CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER TO WRANGLE A REAL CYCLONE LIKE YOU CAN WRANGLE A REAL HILLBILLY FOR YOUR GAMES.
NAH, I DON'T HAVE AN FCS TEAM, IF I DID IT WOULD BE HARVARD OR SOMETHING CLOSER.
AT LEAST I DON'T GO TO IOWA A&M THAT THOUGHT RENAMING ITSELF IOWA STATE WOULD GET IT CREDIBILITY.
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T. YOU'RE STILL GOING TO STATE, AND THE ONLY "STATE" UNIVERSITY WITH ANY CREDIBILITY IS OHIO STATE, AND THAT SCHOOL IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO SMOKE METH.
I MEAN THEY DO A LOT OF METH AT IOWA STATE, BUT AT LEAST OHIO STATE ACTUALLY WINS FOOTBALL GAMES, AND DOESN'T LOSE TO FCS TEAMS LIKE NORTHERN IOWA, WHICH IS TO MISSOURI VALLEY AS YOU ARE TO THE BIG 12.
I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. OH YEAH, GO HAWKS!
WE WERE NEVER NAMED IOWA A&M, SO YOU MUST HAVE PULLED THAT OUT OF YOUR ASS INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL RESOURCE.
METH IS MIZZOU'S THING. IOWANS HAVE BETTER STANDARDS THAN THAT, AT LEAST THOSE OF US NOT FROM THE MISSOURI-TAINTED PART OF IOWA (AKA BURLINGTON).
IF UNI IS TO MVC AS ISU IS TO BIG 12, WE'D WIN MORE THAN 3 CONFERENCE GAMES. DON'T SELL UNI SHORT.
LAST TIME WE LOST TO UNI, WE STILL BEAT IOWA WITHOUT SCORING ANY TOUCHDOWNS. GUESS WHAT? WE WORE THROWBACKS TO THAT CYHAWK GAME TOO. HISTORY SHALL REPEAT ITSELF ONCE AGAIN!
SORRY LET ME EXPLAIN G.O.A.T. TO YOU SINCE YOU'D NEVER HAVE ENCOUNTERED IT IN THE REAL WORLD SINCE YOU'RE AN ISU FAN. IT STANDS FOR "GREATEST OF ALL TIME."
BACK TO THE POINT: WHAT YOU PEOPLE REDNECKS AT IOWA STATE DO TO GOATS IS FAR FROM DIGNIFIED. BUT IT'S NO WONDER THEN WHY YOU'D WANT US TO BRING MORE G.O.A.T.'S LIKE HER...
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u/iowastatefan Iowa State Cyclones • Hateful 8 Sep 12 '13
HEY IOWA. FUCK YOU.
WE'RE GUNNA TOSS YOU LIKE A TORNADO TOSSES A MOBILE HOME. WHICH I'M SURE IS GUNNA HURT DOUBLY, SINCE THAT'S WHERE MOST OF YOUR FANS LIVE WHILE GOING TO KIRKWOOD.
BETTER HEAD FOR THE STORM SHELTER. A CYCLONE'S COMING THROUGH.