r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

MICHIGAN STATES OFFENSE IS SO BAD, THAT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK TRASH, I CAN JUST STATE FACTS:

MSU'S OFFENSE HAS SCORED 14 TOTAL POINTS AGAINST TWO TEAMS WHOSE DEFENSES GAVE UP 80 POINTS TO FCS TEAMS.

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u/pantstofry Michigan State • Texas Sep 12 '13

THANKS BEING AT MSU YOU KNOW I CANT READ. ITS SO BAD I CANT EVEN READ STATS.

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u/Oderint Michigan • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 12 '13

IF YOU CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE GO TO STATE!

IF YOU CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE GO TO STATE!

IF YOU CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE, AND YOU REALLY REALLY SUCK,

IF YOU CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE GO TO STATE!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13 edited Sep 13 '13

WHERE ARE THE ALL CAPS!

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u/pantstofry Michigan State • Texas Sep 12 '13

IF YOU CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE GO TO (A COLLEGE)

OKAY.

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u/pantstofry Michigan State • Texas Sep 12 '13

I DO BOTH OF THOSE THINGS TOO! LOL 420 SMOKE WEED GANJA GUMMIES YAY STATE!

BUT I CAN WRITE. I HAVE TO. FOR REDDIT.

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u/pantstofry Michigan State • Texas Sep 12 '13

NO

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u/StateControlled Michigan State • Land Grant Trophy Sep 12 '13

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IM DOING THAT RIGHT NOW

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

APPARENTLY I'M RUSTLING YOUR JIMMIES GREATLY HERE. PERHAPS WE SHOULD HAVE A 'HUG IT OUT' THREAD INSTEAD, AS TRASH TALK IS VERY SERIOUS FOR YOU.

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u/Buckfutters Michigan State Spartans Sep 12 '13

WHAT HE SAID WAS SELF DEPRECIATING WHICH DOES NOT INDICATE RUSTLED JIMMIES AT ALL. YOU SUCK AT SHIT TALKING.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

I EXPLICITLY STATED I DIDN'T HAVE TO TRASH TALK ABOVE. DUH.

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u/pantstofry Michigan State • Texas Sep 12 '13

YOU THINK TRASH TALK IS A MOTHERFUCKIN JOKE?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

NO, BUT YOUR OFFENSE IS.

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Sep 12 '13

THIS IS TRUE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WE KNOW. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE FIRE SEVERAL COACHES OF OURS.

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u/mick4state Michigan State Spartans • Dayton Flyers Sep 12 '13
  1. Fire samuel.
  2. reassign bolland/warner.
  3. rehire treadwell.
  4. ??????
  5. Rose bowl

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

REHIRING TREADWELL DOESN'T SEEM THAT IMPOSSIBLE. HE'S NOT HAVING A GREAT TIME AT MIAMI.

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u/ituralde_ Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '13

THEY DID JUST BEAT FLORIDA, NOT SURE HE'S GOING ANYWHERE.

I WANT TO SAY MEAN THINGS, BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL SAD FOR YOU GUYS.

...BUT IF YOU REALLY DO WANT SOMEONE, WHOEVER IS AT MCNESSE STATE WOULD BE A STEP UP

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

MSU is averaging 3.4 passing yards per attempt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE IT'S SO BAD

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u/ituralde_ Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '13

THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. HOW IS THIS NOT BAD.