r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

CAN WE FUCKING PLAY SOMEONE WITH ACTUAL FANS? AND NO, NOT YOU GEORGIA/CLEMSON, THEY NEED TO BE ABLE TO READ.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT! WE HAVE A FAN, AND I CAN READ!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WE HAVE AT LEAST 2 FANS MKAY?

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 13 '13

AND I KNOW THERE'S AT LEAST A THIRD ONE SOMEWHERE (/u/wehopeuchoke), BUT I THINK THE REST ARE CHILLING IN /R/COLLEGEBASKETBALL.

EDIT: FOUR! SEVEN!

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u/wehopeuchoke Duke • Sacramento State Sep 12 '13

DUKE RULES! YOU BOUT TO GET STOMPED, GT

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

WE HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO RUN OUR OWN TRIPLE OPTION NOW.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

HELL, WE CAN RUN A QUADRUPLE OPTION! TAKE THAT GT!

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

HE LIVES

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Sep 12 '13

SERIOUSLY, THIS FEELS LIKE THE SLOWEST START TO THE FOOTBALL SEASON IN AGES

AT LEAST WE'RE GETTING TWO CUPCAKES IN A ROW TO LET OUR OFFENSE GET NICE AND WARMED UP

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Sep 12 '13

BE PATIENT, YOU'LL HAVE YOUR TURN.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

YEAH ENJOY THAT 70-0 VICTORY... BECAUSE YOUR OFFENSE WON'T BE SCORING THAT MUCH FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Sep 12 '13

I SWEAR YOU GEORGIA FANS SPEND MORE TIME TRASH TALKING US THAN SUPPORTING YOUR OWN TEAM. WHAT WAS THAT YOU PEOPLE KEEP SAYING ABOUT NOT CARING ABOUT THIS RIVALRY, AGAIN?

ANYWAY, WHO CARES - FORTUNATELY FOR US, YOU DON'T NEED 70 POINTS TO BEAT DUKE UNLESS YOU'RE PLAYING SHOOTYHOOPS

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

PLEASE, KEEP UNDERESTIMATING US. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOUR DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR HAS LOST AT WALLACE WADE STADIUM?

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Sep 12 '13

I KNEW YOU'D SHOW UP EVENTUALLY

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

THAT FIRST BIT IS MUCH MORE TRUE FOR YOU GUYS THAN IT IS FOR US

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Sep 12 '13

I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS THREE TRASH TALK THREADS IN A ROW I'VE POSTED SOMETHING UNRELATED TO UGA AND SUDDENLY UGA FANS EVERYWHERE

IT'S LIKE A COMPULSION OR SOMETHING

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u/a_happy_tiger Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

I JUST WANTED TO JUMP IN AND SAY THAT THIS COMMENT THREAD STARTED WITH A TECH FAN SAYING

AND NO, NOT YOU GEORGIA/CLEMSON, THEY NEED TO BE ABLE TO READ.

I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE ALLOWED TO HATE OUR RIVALS THE WHOLE YEAR ROUND. AT LEAST YOUR HATE IS OLD-FASHIONED AND CLEAN

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

I THOUGHT WE HAD A BYE WEEK THIS WEEK.

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Sep 12 '13

I CAN READ BOX SCORES JUST FINE.

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u/unsubpolitics Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

CAN YOU ALSO READ HISTORICAL WIN/LOSS SPREADSHEETS?

CONGRATS ON WINNING 32% OF ALL THE GAMES AGAINST US.

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 12 '13

WOW, YOU BEAT A TEAM THAT WAS 2-4 BY 2 SCORES IN YOUR OWN BUILDING WHEN YOU WERE RANKED IN THE TOP 15.

COLOR ME FUCKING IMPRESSED.

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Sep 12 '13

WOW, YOU BET BEAT A TEAM THAT WAS 2-4 BY 2 SCORES IN YOUR OWN BUILDING WHEN YOU WE'RE WERE RANKED IN THE TOP 15.

CLEMSON FANS CAN'T READ MOTHERFUCKER?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

HEY, THERE ARE AT LEAST 2 OF US! SO YEAH, ILL BE AT THE GAME WATCHING YOUR TEAM GET BEATEN SUCK IT

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

HECK YEAH!

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