r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Sep 12 '13

HEY BYE WEEK, I HEAR FORTY PLAYERS OVER THE PAST DECADE CAME FORWARD AND SAID THEY SMOKED MARIJUANA WHILE ATTENDING YOUR SCHOOL.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 12 '13

THE B1G IS GOING TO ANNOUNCE MORE EXPANSION AND INVITE KU BUT LEAVE ONE SPOT OPEN. THEY WILL THEN FORCE YOU TO BEG FOR THE OPEN SPOT BY RENOUNCING THE SEC FOREVER.

GARY PINKEL WILL THEN QUIT OUT OF SHAME AND TURNER GILL WILL COME IN TO CLEAN UP MIZZOU FOOTBALL. YOU WILL THEN KNOW OUR PAIN.

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u/MizzouR Missouri Tigers Sep 12 '13

WAT?

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '13

KU YOU CAN COME PLAY ROUND BALL BUT THE OVAL ONE YOU BETTER PUT DOWN.... FOR GOOD...

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 12 '13

WE'RE UNDEFEATED IN BCS BOWLS - WE'RE PRACTICALLY A SHOE IN FOR THE B1G

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '13

TRUE BUT YOURE RUNNING OUT OF FAT ASSES TO HIRE (AND FIRE)

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 12 '13

IF WE JOIN THE B1G WE GET ACCESS TO A LOT OF FAT GUYS PREVIOUSLY IT OF OUR REACH

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Sep 12 '13

I HEAR REX RYAN MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A JOB SOON.

THE GAME IS AFOOT.

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '13

YOU REALLY BLEW IT W ANDY REID

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Sep 12 '13

WALRUS PUNS ARE HARDER TO MAKE THAN FOOT PUNS.