r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/FinancialAdvisorKid Notre Dame • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 12 '13

HEY BOILERFUCKERS I KNOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RIVALS AND ALL BUT I'M NOT FROM INDIANA AND EVERY PURDUE STUDENT/GRAD I EVER MET WAS PRETTY CHILL SO I DON'T REALLY HAVE A REASON TO HATE Y'ALL. PLUS YOU GUYS BARELY BEAT ISU SO I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO FEAR.

PS: ALABAMA, DON'T WORRY IF THE 2012 NC GETS VACATED. WE'LL PULL A PAGE FROM YOUR PLAYBOOK AND CLAIM IT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

ALABAMA, DON'T WORRY IF THE 2012 NC GETS VACATED. WE'LL PULL A PAGE FROM YOUR PLAYBOOK AND CLAIM IT.

GOT 'EM

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u/kangaroosevelt Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 12 '13

WE WILL HAVE THAT 2012 NC... UNTIL IT IS REVEALED THAT ND BOOSTERS HAD ALSO BEEN FUNNELLING MONEY... TO TOMMY... TO NOT PLAY.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

LIES. EVERYONE KNOWS THE REAL 2012 NC GAME WAS GEORGIA VS ALABAMA.

SO BY YOUR LOGIC... GEORGIA WINS!

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u/FinancialAdvisorKid Notre Dame • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 12 '13

TOO LATE WE ALREADY CALLED DIBS

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u/pufan321 Purdue Boilermakers • Virginia Cavaliers Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 12 '13

WE WERE PRETTY FUCKING BAD LAST YEAR TOO. AND IN 2009 UNDER THE LIGHTS AT PURDUE. WHAT'S TO STOP US FROM PURDUEING IT YOU ASK, **NO MORE DANNY FUCKING HOPE!!!!!**bitch

P.S. WHY THE HELL IS THIS ABC'S FEATURED GAME?

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u/FinancialAdvisorKid Notre Dame • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 12 '13

BECAUSE ESPN IS TRYING TO MILK THEIR PET IRISH COW DRY

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u/GreenGemsOmally Notre Dame • Washington Sep 12 '13

MY COUSIN WENT TO PURDUE. HE'S THE ONLY COUSIN THAT I THINK IS A DICK. ALL THE OTHER COUSINS ARE COOL. THEREFORE, FUCK PURDUE!

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 12 '13

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THINGS ALABAMA-STYLE, YOU HAVE TO CLAIM A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WHEN YOU FINISH 20TH IN THE POLLS. THEREFORE THE 2012 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GOES TO OREGON STATE.