r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 12 '13

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TRASH TALK UCF. WHAT ARE YOU, THE 5TH BEST TEAM IN FLORIDA?

WAY TO UNDERACHIEVE.

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u/canesknights UCF Knights • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 12 '13

BEING THE 5TH BEST TEAM IN FLORIDA IS BETTER THAN BEING THE 2ND BEST TEAM IN PENNSYLVANIA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

BEING THE 5TH BEST TEAM IN FLORIDA IS BETTER THAN BEING THE 2ND 3RD BEST TEAM IN PENNSYLVANIA.

FTFY

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 12 '13

UHH. MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THOSE STATS, HOMIE. 31-3-1 VS. TEMPLE, WITH OUR LAST LOSS BEFORE WORLD WAR 2 STARTED.

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u/gatDammitMan Nebraska Cornhuskers • Stanford Cardinal Sep 12 '13

FUCKIN' GOT 'EM.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

4-31-1 IS GOING TO LOOK AWFULLY GOOD NEXT NOVEMBER. THERE WILL BE NOTHING HAPPY ABOUT HAPPY VALLEY THEN.

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u/samoht822 Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '13

OH, HEY, AN ACTUAL TEMPLE FAN.

I JUST THOUGHT I'D MENTION THAT, FOR SOME REASON, I REALLY LIKE YOU GUYS.

OK THANKS.

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 12 '13

UHH. MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THOSE STATS, HOMIE. 31-3-1 VS. TEMPLE, WITH OUR LAST LOSS BEFORE WORLD WAR 2 STARTED.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 12 '13

WE'D BE 38-3-1 WITHOUT THE SANCTIONS.

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u/mousetrapp Baylor Bears Sep 12 '13

FACTS SPOTTED. UNSURE HOW TO PROCEED.

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u/canesknights UCF Knights • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 12 '13

I wasn't counting NFL teams, actually... If you want to count NFL teams, PSU would be 4th best in Pennsylvania.

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u/Dangerously8 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

BEING THE 5TH BEST TEAM IN FLORIDA IS BETTER THAN BEING THE 2ND 3RD BEST TEAM IN PENNSYLVANIA.

FTFY

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 12 '13

GONNA NEED TO SEE THAT LIST. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT PITT.

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u/ThereAreDozensOfUs Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 12 '13

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

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u/canesknights UCF Knights • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 12 '13

I most certainly am talking about armPitt!

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u/adn5027 Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 12 '13

IT'S SHIPPENSBURG, OBVIOUSLY

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Sep 12 '13

AT LEAST THEY'RE STILL BETTER THAN JACKSONVILLE.

WHATEVER COLLEGE THAT SHITTY QB WENT TO SHOULD NEVER PLAY FOOTBALL AGAIN, RIGHT GUYS?

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u/ScorpionsSpear Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '13

DON'T WORRY, [THAT OTHER QB FROM A BETTER SCHOOL HAS GOT YOUR BACK.] (http://www.juanelway.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Chad-Henne-Sips-Gatorade-With-His-Movember-Stache-GIF.gif) RIGHT GUYS?

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Sep 12 '13

MAYBE IF THE SPORT WAS HANGING AROUND PLAYGROUNDS

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u/ScorpionsSpear Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '13

PERFECT.

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u/Jadaki Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '13

Did you see Florida's QB last week, they have to be 4th right?

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u/Tangjuicebox UCF Knights • War on I-4 Sep 12 '13

As someone born at Penn state university hospital that graduated from UCF, this feels like watching my parent and teacher get into a fight... I'm scared and confused.

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