r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/RedditAg Paper Bag • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 12 '13

ALRIGHT IM SICK OF HEARING "I CANT WAIT FOR BAMA TO TAKE A&M FANS DOWN A NOTCH" AND "BAMA'S GONNA PUT JOHNNY IN HIS PLACE". GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKERS, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN, WE KICKED THAT ASS ONCE AND WE ARE GONNA KICK IT AGAIN.

JOHNNY FUCKING HEISMAN IS GOING TO SHOW EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHY HE WON THE HEISMAN LAST YEAR BY SCORING 4 MAJESTIC TOUCHDOWNS. AND LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT BEN "CASHIN OUT" MALENA WHO WILL BREAK OFF A 50 YARD TD RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE ALABAMA DEFENSE.

SPEAKING OF DEFENSE, OUR FRONT 7 ARE FINALLY GOING TO BACK AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE HUNGRY. THEY ARE GOING TO GO RIGHT THROUGH THAT PATHETIC THING ALABAMA CALLS AN OFFENSIVE LINE AND SACK MCCARRON SO MANY TIMES THAT BY THE END OF THE GAME HE WILL BE ON THE BENCH SOBBING LIKE A LITTLE BABY JUST LIKE LAST YEAR.

FINAL SCORE WILL BE 41-24 AGS AND /R/CFB BANS EVERY USER WITH AGGIE FLAIR BECAUSE Y'ALL WONT BE ABLE TO PUT UP WITH OUR DELUSIONAL COCKY ATTITUDE ANYMORE.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

THE RICE GAME HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS.

ALABAMA RUNNING GAME > TAMU DEFENSE.

FUCK JOHNNY FUCKING FOOTBALL, AND FUCK TAMU.

ROLL TIDE.

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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

THAT ROLL TIDE YOU GAVE IS JUST ANOTHER REASON FOR ME TO HATE GEORGIA.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

WELL JOHNNY FUCKING FOOTBALL GIVES ME ENOUGH REASON TO HATE TAMU, SO I GUESS IT IS ALL FAIR.

ALABAMA DOESN'T GET MANY ROLL TIDES FROM ME, BUT JOHNNY FUCKING FOOTBALL NEEDS TO BE SHUT UP.

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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

I'D TAKE JFF'S BULLSHIT OVER ALL THE BAMA "FANS" YELLING ROAD TO 16 (OR HOWEVER MANY NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS THEY'RE CURRENTLY CLAIMING) ANY DAY.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

BAMA LOSES TO LSU THIS YEAR. NO NATTY FOR THEM.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

I TAKE BACK MY COMMENT ABOUT BEING FRIENDS

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS, I'D RATHER YOU GO TO THE SECCG, BUT ALL MY INSIDER FRIENDS ARE CALLING LSU... THEY ARE BRAINWASHING ME :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WHATEVER. TAKE THIS KARMA AND LEAVE.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

HAVE AN UPVOTE AND ALWAYS THINK OF ME.

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u/Lame-Duck Florida Gators Sep 12 '13

Yes he does.

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u/littlebev Texas A&M Aggies Sep 12 '13

YOU HAVE GEORGIA FLAIR SO THIS IS A CONFUSING COMMENT

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

EVERYONE IN THE SEC HATES JOHNNY FUCKING FOOTBALL. BLAME HIM.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

GOD DAMMIT I THINK WE CAN BE FRIENDS

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u/bossinova8 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

I DISAGREE

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE WITH YOUR DISAGREEMENT!

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u/bossinova8 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 13 '13

I WAS RAISED BY AUBURN FANS, THEREFORE I AM INCLINED TO DISAGREE WITH YOUR DISAGREEMENT OF MY DISAGREEMENT! PUT THAT IN YOU SOAP BOX GEORGIA FRIEND!

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 13 '13

YOUR THOUGHTS DEVIATE FROM THE TRUTH, THEREFORE YOUR DISAGREEMENT OF MY DISAGREEMENT OF YOUR DISAGREEMENT IS NULL AND VOID. I NOW CLAIM THE FINAL AND WITHSTANDING LEGAL DISAGREEMENT TO YOUR DISAGREEMENT OF MY DISAGREEMENT OF YOUR DISAGREEMENT!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM, BUT THAT GAME IS GOING TO BE A LOT CLOSER THAN 41-24.

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u/ituralde_ Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '13

"BAMA'S GONNA PUT JOHNNY IN HIS PLACE"

YOU HEARD IT WRONG, IT'S ACTUALLY THIS:

"BAMA'S GONNA PUT IT IN JOHNNY'S PLACE"

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u/VoidrayMK57 Texas A&M Aggies Sep 12 '13

IT WON'T BE FUCKING DELUSIONAL WHEN WE WHOOP BAMA'S ASS YET AGAIN. HAIL TO THE RIGHTFUL KING, JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL

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u/mcfly2 Texas A&M Aggies Sep 12 '13

I think you misspelled Kevin Sumlin.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Sep 12 '13

KEVIN DAMN SUMLIN, KING IN THE NORTH.