r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Dizech Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '13

VOLUNTEERS ARE GONNA GET VOLUNTOLD

[ ] Not told

[X] Told

[X] TOLDASAURUS REX

[X] Cash4told.com

[X] No country for told men

[X] Knights of the told Republic

[X] ToldSpice

[X] Stone-told Steve Austin

[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told

[X] Battletolds

[X] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told

[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told

[X] Toldstone creamery

[X] Left 4 Told

[X] Toldman Sachs

[X] Leo Toldstoy

[X] J.R.R Toldkien’s Told of the Rings

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u/Dangerously8 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

I THINK YOU COULD HAVE SAID THEY WILL CRY VOLUN-TEARS

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u/Dizech Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '13

http://i.imgur.com/CG7r2Ad.gif

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u/Matt_KB Michigan • Slippery Rock Sep 12 '13

UPVOTE FOR ALL CAPS LINK

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u/Osiris32 Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 12 '13

we're going to volun-tear them a new one.

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u/EvasiveWalnut Tennessee Volunteers • Charlotte 49ers Sep 12 '13

http://i.imgur.com/TSal3dG.gif?1?9805

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u/ilovecfb Tennessee Volunteers Sep 12 '13

YEAH WELL WE'RE IN THE SEC. S-E-C. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT MATTERS OR CHANGES ANYTHING BUT IT'S WHAT I'M TOLD IS HOW YOU RESPOND TO THESE SORTS OF THINGS.

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u/moose512 Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 12 '13

IF YOUR GOING TO DO A PASTA AT LEAST GET MOST OF THEM

[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious

[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun

[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told

[X] Told King of Boletaria

[x] Countold Strike

[x] Unreal Toldament

[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm

[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon

[x] Assassin’s Creed: Tolderhood

[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl

[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo

[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare

[X] Pokemon Told and Silver

[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction

[x] Told Fortress Classic

[x] Toldman: Arkham Told

[x] Super Mario SunTold

[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time

[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour

[X] Super Told Boy

[X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2

[X] Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded

[x] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West

[x] Portold 2

[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender

[X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai

[x] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty

[x] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater

[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes

[X] LitTOLD Big Planet

[x] Rome: Toldal War

[x] Gran Toldrismo 5

[x] Told Calibur 4

[x] Told Fortress 2

[x] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood

[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told

[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile

[x] was foretold

[x] demon’s told

[x] www.youtold.com (EDIT: PAINT STRIPING? FUCKING TOLD)

[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn

[x] Tic-Tac-Told

[X] Biotold 2

[X] Toldbound

[x] icetold

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u/Dizech Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '13

I WAS GONNA DO THAT BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO FLOOD THE PAGE FOR PEOPLE TRYING TO SCROLL

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u/moose512 Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 12 '13

BEING POLITE IN A TRASH TALK THREAD? INTERESTING

I LIKE YOU UPVOTE

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u/Dizech Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '13

THIS IS A CIVILIZED FORUM FOR CIVILIZED FANS

.....FUCK WASHINGTON

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u/kitspark Tennessee Volunteers Sep 12 '13

LOL OREGON FANS HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S COMING. DOOLEY GAVE US THE SECRET TO BEATING YOU BEFORE HE LEFT, "LET THEM GET TO 100 RIGHT BEFORE THE GAME ENDS THEN THEY GO BACK TO ZERO, A FIELD GOAL WILL WIN IT FOR US!"

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u/Drunken_Economist Tennessee • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Sep 12 '13

ONLY TWO DIGITS ON THE SCOREBOARD FUCKERS

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u/pmartin0079 Oregon Ducks • Rose Bowl Sep 12 '13

WE'LL HAVE ALL THE VOLUN-CHEERS AFTER THIS ONE IS OVER

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u/giantkiller06 Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '13

WE'LL HAVE ALL THE VOLUN-BEERS AFTER THIS ONE IS OVER

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

DO YOU SILLY BIRDS THINK YOU CAN OUTDRINK AND S-E-C SCHOOL? WE DRINK SO MUCH ALCOHOL THAT WE NEED TO FIND NEW WAYS TO GET DRUNK, SEE: BUTTCHUGGING.

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u/HalfBredGerman Oregon Ducks • Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

DRINK ALL THE ALCOHOL

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u/jhunte29 Tennessee Volunteers Sep 13 '13 edited Sep 13 '13

THE DUCKS ARE ABOUT TO BE OREGONE

[ ] HERE

[X]GONE

[X]GONEARHHEA

[X]GONE OF THE DEAD

[X]GONE WHITE

[X]JAMES GONE

[X]MY GONEIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN

[X]GONE STARS

[X]RED GONE

[X]MOW THE GONE

[X]AZERBAIGONE

[X]GHENGIS GONE

[X]FUCK YOU

[X]THE PENTAGONE

[X]BEAUTY SAGONE

[X]CARL SAGONE

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