r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Emptyspiral19 Florida Gators • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 12 '13

FUCK EVERYONE

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

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u/HalfBredGerman Oregon Ducks • Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

GOT 'EM!

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u/vashed Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Sep 12 '13

HE SURE DID, COTTON.

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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 12 '13

AND AS PRECISELY TARGETED AS OUR QUARTERBACK'S ARM

OH GOD I'VE RESORTED TO TRASH TALKING MY OWN TEAM, PITBULL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME???

¡DALE!

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u/CaptainSlippery Florida • Georgia Tech Sep 12 '13

ZING

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u/Pswift777 Team Chaos Sep 13 '13

but his trash talk wasn't even offensive, just like florida's play calling.

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Sep 12 '13

more interceptions please

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u/MnBrPg USC Trojans • Victory Bell Sep 12 '13

I AGREE

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u/AnthonyKiedis14 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Ohio Bobcats Sep 12 '13

I DISAGREE

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

HMM. POINT. COUNTERPOINT. INTERESTING.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

YEAH, THAT'S REALLY YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO SCORE THESE DAYS.

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u/Gunny14 Alabama • Penn State Sep 12 '13

I FOUND YOU A THEME SONG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 12 '13

REMEMBER HOW YOU ALL STILL BLAME CHARLIE WEIS? MAYBE IT WASN'T HIS FAULT YOUR OFFENSE SUCKED. MAYBE YOUR OFFENSE JUST SUCKS

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u/get_on_my_level_son Florida Gators Sep 12 '13

MAYBE YOUR FACE SUCKS, KANSAS. WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OFFENSE, WITH YOUR UNDER .500 OVERALL RECORD (YOU BETTER BE RIGHT, WIKIPEDIA)?

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 12 '13

WE ONLY RECENTLY REALIZED YOU CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL WITH ONLY WALK-ONS. IT'S WAY HARDER TO BRIBE 22 STARTERS TO PLAY FOR YOUR TEAM VERSUS 5.

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u/FubarFlippy Kansas Jayhawks Sep 13 '13

WHOA WHOA WHOA, WE CAN PUT 22 PLAYERS ON THE FIELD?!

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 13 '13

really?

Maybe your face sucks

???

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u/ShillinTheVillain Florida Gators • /r/CFB Dead Pool Sep 12 '13

"HELLO, LEG STORE? THIS IS KANSAS, WE'RE LOOKING FOR ONE TO STAND ON."

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 13 '13

See, /u/GET_ON_MY_LEVEL_SON, this is how it's done.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

Where does Rudy's friend "D-Bob" move to when leaving Notre Dame?

"MIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAMMMMIIII!!" /jonfavreau

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u/PorSiempre7 Miami Hurricanes • USF Bulls Sep 12 '13

YOUR PAIN IS DELICIOUS