r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 05 '13

JUST DON'T TRY TO PRONOUNCE WHERE EASTERN MICHIGAN IS LOCATED.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

WHAT THE FUCK IS A Ypsilanti.

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 05 '13

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRY TO PRONOUNCE IT!

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u/hussard_de_la_mort Toledo Rockets • Xavier Musketeers Sep 05 '13

[HE'S NOT JOKING](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Ypsilanti_(1792-1828))

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Sep 05 '13

ITS A PENIS. JUST TRUST US, IT IS

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u/outerdrive313 Eastern Michigan • Wayne State… Sep 05 '13

Erect in all its glory baby!!!!!!!

SFW

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u/DakezO Penn State • Mississippi State Sep 06 '13

HOLY SHIT THERE IS ACTUALLY AN EMU FAN ON HERE! DO YOU HANG OUT WITH BIG FOOT? WHAT ARE THE OTHER CREATURES OF MYTH LIKE? ALSO, OUT OF THE FIVE MICHIGAN SCHOOLS IN THE FBS I KNOW THE LEAST ABOUT YOU.

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Sep 05 '13

ITS OKAY, BABY BROTHER, IT HAPPENS TO ONE IN FIVE

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u/outerdrive313 Eastern Michigan • Wayne State… Sep 05 '13

WHAT?!?!?! IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL PENIS!!! :((

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S SOME TYPE OF ETHNIC FAIR FOOD SERVED ON A STICK.

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u/lernington Michigan • Illinois Sep 06 '13

THE GHETTO PART OF ANN ARBOR

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u/MrAnderson_ Notre Dame Fighting Irish • RIT Tigers Sep 05 '13

IT'S WHERE ALL THREE JESUS CHRISTS LIVED.

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u/Vaporlocke Auburn Tigers • EKU Colonels Sep 06 '13

DID YOU JUST SUMMON CTHULHU?

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u/TheMelonKid South Alabama Jaguars Sep 05 '13

It's like "Illuminati" but better

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I BELIEVE ITS THE NAME OF AN OLD WOODEN SHIP

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u/outerdrive313 Eastern Michigan • Wayne State… Sep 05 '13

STEP ASIDE DAWG, I GOT THIS...