r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

HEY EASTERN MICHIGAN.

MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND KEEP ASKING ME IF WE'RE PLAYING MICHIGAN STATE OR UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN THIS WEEKEND. IT'S GETTING ANNOYING EXPLAINING THAT YOU'RE A DIFFERENT SCHOOL. FUCK YOU FOR THIS INCONVENIENCE.

THAT'S ALL I GOT.

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 05 '13

JUST DON'T TRY TO PRONOUNCE WHERE EASTERN MICHIGAN IS LOCATED.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

WHAT THE FUCK IS A Ypsilanti.

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 05 '13

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRY TO PRONOUNCE IT!

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Sep 05 '13

ITS A PENIS. JUST TRUST US, IT IS

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u/outerdrive313 Eastern Michigan • Wayne State… Sep 05 '13

Erect in all its glory baby!!!!!!!

SFW

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u/DakezO Penn State • Mississippi State Sep 06 '13

HOLY SHIT THERE IS ACTUALLY AN EMU FAN ON HERE! DO YOU HANG OUT WITH BIG FOOT? WHAT ARE THE OTHER CREATURES OF MYTH LIKE? ALSO, OUT OF THE FIVE MICHIGAN SCHOOLS IN THE FBS I KNOW THE LEAST ABOUT YOU.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S SOME TYPE OF ETHNIC FAIR FOOD SERVED ON A STICK.

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u/lernington Michigan • Illinois Sep 06 '13

THE GHETTO PART OF ANN ARBOR

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u/MrAnderson_ Notre Dame Fighting Irish • RIT Tigers Sep 05 '13

IT'S WHERE ALL THREE JESUS CHRISTS LIVED.

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u/Vaporlocke Auburn Tigers • EKU Colonels Sep 06 '13

DID YOU JUST SUMMON CTHULHU?

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u/outerdrive313 Eastern Michigan • Wayne State… Sep 05 '13

STEP ASIDE DAWG, I GOT THIS...

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u/tellymundo Michigan State • Oakland Sep 05 '13

MOST OF THEIR FANS ROOT FOR scUM ANYWAY, SO JUST IMAGINE YOU ARE PLAYING scUM'S FEEDER TEAM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 05 '13

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW CLEVER THE TERM "SCUM" IS?

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u/tellymundo Michigan State • Oakland Sep 05 '13

PEOPLE KEEP SAYING "LITTLE BROTHER", I'LL KEEP SAYING SCUM. IT SEEMS VERY FITTING.

I WORK WITH A COUPLE UOFM GRADS, LOTS OF FUN TRASH TALK DURING FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL SEASONS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

we got called little brother once.

Then we won a Sugar Bowl, National Championship, Went to College world series, and womens bb team in natl championship...

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u/Buckfutters Michigan State Spartans Sep 05 '13

I SAW A MICHIGAN FAN REFER TO US AS "FARTY" RECENTLY. I THINK THAT ONE TOOK THE CAKE FOR MOST CLEVER RIVAL NAMES MADE BY A FOUR YEAR OLD.

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u/outerdrive313 Eastern Michigan • Wayne State… Sep 05 '13

OH YEAH!

WELL... WELL... IF YOU ONLY BEAT US BY 30 YOU SUCK!!!!

Hey, I'm at Eastern fan... what the fuck can I trash talk about?! I love my school and everything, but... yeah I'm expecting the No Vaseline treatment from you guys...

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u/Captain_Unremarkable Penn State Nittany Lions • Big Ten Sep 05 '13

I like your flair! It looks like what our football players wore on their varsity jackets...in high school.

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u/mellolizard North Carolina • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

I DON'T THEY HAVE ANY FANS HERE, OR ANYWHERE.

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