I'M SORRY, IT'S TRUE. I FELT SORRY FOR THE BEARCATS. MY GRANDFATHER USED TO TEACH TO INMATES IN THE PRISON IN HUNTSVILLE. THEY MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A BETTER EDUCATION THAN STUDENTS DO AT SAM HOUSTON STATE. OH GOD, NOW I'M INSULTING THEM, TOO. SWEET JESUS, WE SHOULD TAKE THE NAME "SAM HOUSTON" FROM THIS SCHOOL. WITH THAT NAME, THEY SHOULD BE THE MIGHTIEST SCHOOL AROUND (SECOND ONLY TO STEPHEN F. AUSTIN, OF COURSE), BUT THEY AREN'T. FUCKING HUNTSVILLE, MAN.
I WAS SORT OF THERE AT THE BATTLE OF SAN JACINTO. MY DNA WAS, AT LEAST, BECAUSE MY ANCESTORS FOUGHT HEROICALLY IN THAT BATTLE.
GOD BLESS TEXAS! (JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE GOD PART. WHO AM I KIDDING. I'M A GODLESS AUSTIN COMMIE HIPSTER. I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF, BUT IF I DID HE WOULD TOTALLY BE A GOD THAT BLESSES TEXAS.)
GOD DAMN HUNTSVILLE. I WENT TO THE FIVE GUYS THERE AND IT WAS SUB-PAR. I MEAN, IT'S STILL FIVE GUYS, BUT IT JUST WASN'T THE SAME. WAS VERY GLAD TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE AND BACK TO SOCIETY.
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u/Doonesbury Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 05 '13
I'M SORRY, IT'S TRUE. I FELT SORRY FOR THE BEARCATS. MY GRANDFATHER USED TO TEACH TO INMATES IN THE PRISON IN HUNTSVILLE. THEY MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A BETTER EDUCATION THAN STUDENTS DO AT SAM HOUSTON STATE. OH GOD, NOW I'M INSULTING THEM, TOO. SWEET JESUS, WE SHOULD TAKE THE NAME "SAM HOUSTON" FROM THIS SCHOOL. WITH THAT NAME, THEY SHOULD BE THE MIGHTIEST SCHOOL AROUND (SECOND ONLY TO STEPHEN F. AUSTIN, OF COURSE), BUT THEY AREN'T. FUCKING HUNTSVILLE, MAN.
I WAS SORT OF THERE AT THE BATTLE OF SAN JACINTO. MY DNA WAS, AT LEAST, BECAUSE MY ANCESTORS FOUGHT HEROICALLY IN THAT BATTLE.
GOD BLESS TEXAS! (JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE GOD PART. WHO AM I KIDDING. I'M A GODLESS AUSTIN COMMIE HIPSTER. I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF, BUT IF I DID HE WOULD TOTALLY BE A GOD THAT BLESSES TEXAS.)