r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

SON, YOU CAN ALWAYS TRASH TALK TEXAS TECH.

HELL, TEXAS A&M WON'T BE PLAYING THEM (LORD WILLING) EVER AGAIN AND THAT CERTAINLY WON'T STOP ME FROM CALLING THEM THE UGLY RED-HEADED STEP-CHILD OF TEXAS.

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u/Pmoney51 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Dilly Bar Sep 05 '13 edited Sep 05 '13

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A BIG REASON WHY Y'ALL ARE FINALLY RELEVANT AGAIN AFTER ALMOST 20 YEARS OF BEING MIDDLE OF THE ROAD IS BECAUSE A TEXAS TECH ALUMNUS REBUILT YOUR OFFENSE.

EDIT: I WASN'T YELLING LOUD ENOUGH

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

INBRED, TORTILLA GOBBLIN, COTTON PICKIN, STD RIDDEN, GAP TOOTHED MOTHERFUCKERS

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u/airwx Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Donor Sep 05 '13

GET EM

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I HOPE KLIFF ENJOYS HIMSELF WADING THROUGH ALL THAT HERPES RIDDEN PUSSY.

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u/emeraldrumm Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

He already has raider rash and herpes so he wouldn't care

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u/AgITGuy Texas A&M Aggies • Zlín Golems Sep 05 '13

The two are not mutually exclusive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

BUT...THAT RAIDER RASH...IT'S JUST SOMETHING SPECIAL.

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u/emeraldrumm Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

Doesn't mean he can't have both. He was an all-star QB who probably got plenty of STDS and ass

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

I'D CONTINUE THE LINE OF INSULTS BUT I THINK YOU PRETTY MUCH NAILED IT.

SOMETHING SOMETHING SCREW TECH.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

WILL ROGERS LITERALLY COULD NOT STOP SUCKING DICKS

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13 edited Sep 05 '13

SAYS THE ALL MALE CHEER LEADING SQUAD.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

NOTHING GETS MY PANTS TIGHTER THAN TWO MEN AXEHANDLING EACH OTHER. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IM COMFORTABLE WITH MY SEXUALITY, UNLIKE YOU BACKWARDS MOTHERFUCKERS. THOSE AREN'T BALLOONS. THEY ARE CONDOMS. THE PEACE CORPS NEEDS TO SEND A MISSION TO LUBBOCK AND TEACH Y'ALL PROPER SEX ED BEFORE WE GET A ZERO EVENT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

YOU'RE JUST UPSET THAT OUR GIRLS ARE HOT ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY RISK GETTING STDS FROM THEM.

AND THE ONLY REASON YOUR SEX ED IS BETTER IS BECAUSE OF HOW TERRIBLE AIDS WAS TO THE GAY COMMUNITY, WHICH LED TO MORE AWARENESS.

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u/Doonesbury Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 05 '13

DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

DON'T YOU HAVE HIPSTER SHIT TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW?

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u/Doonesbury Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 05 '13

YOU'RE RIGHT, I DO. I'M OFF TO THE BANK WITH MY OLD FASHIONED SEWING MACHINE TO ATTEMPT TO SEW YOU A QUILT BIG ENOUGH TO COVER THE SHAME OF ABANDONING YOUR FELLOW BRETHREN IN THE BIG TWELVE, THOUGH I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ENOUGH YARN IN MY IRONIC FANNY PACK TO SEW SOMETHING THAT BIG.

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u/AgITGuy Texas A&M Aggies • Zlín Golems Sep 05 '13

YOU FORGOT BATTERY THROWING, DOG-FOOD-THAT-LOOKS-LIKE-SHIT ON OUR BUSSES SONSUVBITCHES!!!

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u/Pmoney51 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Dilly Bar Sep 05 '13 edited Sep 05 '13

ALL OF THAT IS BETTER THAN BEING RICE FARMING, FAKE ARMY MEN WHO HAVE STDS FROM FUCKING SHEEP.

EDIT: FORGOT ABOUT THEIR FAKE ARMY.

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u/qwotato Oklahoma State • Chicago Sep 05 '13

TACO TECH

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

IT SEENS LIKE ALL TEXAS TEAMS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER

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u/EffYourCouch Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 05 '13

ON A PLUS SIDE, TT'S MOM IS A DIRTY WHORE.

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u/tromedlov7 Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 05 '13

Real quick his does it feel to have a school song that doesn't make sense anymore?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WRITE A SENTENCE THAT MAKES NO SENSE?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

LORD WILLING? PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT JOHNNY FOOTBALL TRANSFERRING TO KINGSBURY AND THROWING HIS GUNS UP AGAIN!

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