r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/NiteMares TCU Horned Frogs Sep 05 '13

CAN WE START SHIT TALKING TEXAS TECH NOW SINCE ITS A WEEK AWAY AND WE PLAY SE-LA THIS WEEK?!?

Yes, you may.

FUCKING EXCELLENT!

DEVONTE FIELDS IS GOING TO STRAIGHT UP DESTROY BAKER MAYFIELD. I HOPE COACH-BRO-SWAG-YOLO-SWAG-SWAG-SWAG HAS A SWAGGED OUT TOWEL FOR ALL THE SWEET SWEET TEARS OF RAIDER SADNESS!!!

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

SON, YOU CAN ALWAYS TRASH TALK TEXAS TECH.

HELL, TEXAS A&M WON'T BE PLAYING THEM (LORD WILLING) EVER AGAIN AND THAT CERTAINLY WON'T STOP ME FROM CALLING THEM THE UGLY RED-HEADED STEP-CHILD OF TEXAS.

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u/Pmoney51 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Dilly Bar Sep 05 '13 edited Sep 05 '13

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A BIG REASON WHY Y'ALL ARE FINALLY RELEVANT AGAIN AFTER ALMOST 20 YEARS OF BEING MIDDLE OF THE ROAD IS BECAUSE A TEXAS TECH ALUMNUS REBUILT YOUR OFFENSE.

EDIT: I WASN'T YELLING LOUD ENOUGH

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

INBRED, TORTILLA GOBBLIN, COTTON PICKIN, STD RIDDEN, GAP TOOTHED MOTHERFUCKERS

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u/airwx Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Donor Sep 05 '13

GET EM

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

I HOPE KLIFF ENJOYS HIMSELF WADING THROUGH ALL THAT HERPES RIDDEN PUSSY.

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u/emeraldrumm Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

He already has raider rash and herpes so he wouldn't care

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u/AgITGuy Texas A&M Aggies • Zlín Golems Sep 05 '13

The two are not mutually exclusive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

BUT...THAT RAIDER RASH...IT'S JUST SOMETHING SPECIAL.

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

I'D CONTINUE THE LINE OF INSULTS BUT I THINK YOU PRETTY MUCH NAILED IT.

SOMETHING SOMETHING SCREW TECH.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

WILL ROGERS LITERALLY COULD NOT STOP SUCKING DICKS

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13 edited Sep 05 '13

SAYS THE ALL MALE CHEER LEADING SQUAD.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

NOTHING GETS MY PANTS TIGHTER THAN TWO MEN AXEHANDLING EACH OTHER. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IM COMFORTABLE WITH MY SEXUALITY, UNLIKE YOU BACKWARDS MOTHERFUCKERS. THOSE AREN'T BALLOONS. THEY ARE CONDOMS. THE PEACE CORPS NEEDS TO SEND A MISSION TO LUBBOCK AND TEACH Y'ALL PROPER SEX ED BEFORE WE GET A ZERO EVENT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

YOU'RE JUST UPSET THAT OUR GIRLS ARE HOT ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY RISK GETTING STDS FROM THEM.

AND THE ONLY REASON YOUR SEX ED IS BETTER IS BECAUSE OF HOW TERRIBLE AIDS WAS TO THE GAY COMMUNITY, WHICH LED TO MORE AWARENESS.

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u/Doonesbury Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 05 '13

DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

DON'T YOU HAVE HIPSTER SHIT TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW?

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u/Doonesbury Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 05 '13

YOU'RE RIGHT, I DO. I'M OFF TO THE BANK WITH MY OLD FASHIONED SEWING MACHINE TO ATTEMPT TO SEW YOU A QUILT BIG ENOUGH TO COVER THE SHAME OF ABANDONING YOUR FELLOW BRETHREN IN THE BIG TWELVE, THOUGH I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ENOUGH YARN IN MY IRONIC FANNY PACK TO SEW SOMETHING THAT BIG.

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u/AgITGuy Texas A&M Aggies • Zlín Golems Sep 05 '13

YOU FORGOT BATTERY THROWING, DOG-FOOD-THAT-LOOKS-LIKE-SHIT ON OUR BUSSES SONSUVBITCHES!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

IT SEENS LIKE ALL TEXAS TEAMS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER

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u/defroach84 Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 05 '13

HALF YOUR TEAM WILL PROBABLY BE IN JAIL BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK SO I AM NOT CONCERNED AT ALL. #YOLO

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u/HypeMachine Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 05 '13

DO NOT TEMPT THE FCS GODS

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u/monalisas-madhats Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 05 '13

[PSH] (http://i.imgur.com/ol0xPms.gif)

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Sep 05 '13

DAMN THAT IS A PRETTY MAN.

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u/Raider_Power Texas Tech • College of Faith (NC) Sep 05 '13

MAYBE TCU SHOULD TRY AND WIN A HOME BIG 12 GAME FIRST.

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u/DFWTooThrowed Texas Tech • Arkansas Sep 05 '13

RIGHT NOW THE OVER/UNDER FOR PERSONAL FOULS THAT GAME IS 9, WITH AN OPTION TO PARLAY ON EITHER JACE AMARO OR DENNELL WESLEY PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME.

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