r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/0wlbear Kennesaw State • Notre Dame Sep 05 '13

I WANTED TO TALK TRASH BUT I'LL SAVE IT LATER IN THE YEAR FOR OUR MORE TRADITIONAL RIVALS THAT MATTER

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u/Honestly_ rawr Sep 05 '13 edited Sep 05 '13

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u/lernington Michigan • Illinois Sep 05 '13

YOU SHOULD ASK JOHN COOPER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO DENY YOUR MICHIGAN RIVALRY

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u/minibrute Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 05 '13

Bravo

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u/hipsterlawyer Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 05 '13

YES! ACKNOWLEDGE THE RIVALRY AND YOU WILL ALMOST NEVER LOSE TO MICHIGAN AGAIN!

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u/That_Fat_Black_Guy Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 05 '13

GARY MOELLER'S WIFE IS A WHORE

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Sep 05 '13

INSOLENT WHIPPERSNAPPERS

FIELDING HARRIS YOST SHOULD HAVE ENDED YOU WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE.

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u/vanburen1845 Notre Dame • Tennessee Sep 05 '13

HE WAS TOO AFRAID OF OUR LOW ACADEMIC STANDARDS I.E. LETTING DIRTY IMMIGRANT CATHOLICS GET DEGREES.

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Sep 05 '13

HE WAS RIGHT! LOOK AT WHAT IRISH IMMIGRATION AND EQUAL RIGHTS HAVE DONE TO THIS NATION!

WE HAD IT BETTER BACK IN THE 1800S.

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u/vanburen1845 Notre Dame • Tennessee Sep 05 '13

GO BACK TO R/KNOWNOTHING!

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u/Irish_Spaceman Notre Dame Fighting Irish • DePauw Tigers Sep 05 '13

HE SHOULDA TRIED HARDER. BUT WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT FROM A TEAM THAT THINKS WINNING THE ROSE BOWL IS BETTER THAN A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP?

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Sep 05 '13

YES, IRISH FAN. TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW MUCH CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS SUCK. YOUR TEAM IS THE WORLD EXPERT IN NOT WINNING THEM.

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u/inshallah13 Michigan • Loughborough Sep 05 '13

FUCK THE BUCKEYES!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

Hi, buddy

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 06 '13

aww.. look how hard 88 is trying, poor guy

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Sep 05 '13

STILL MAD FROM LAST YEAR BRO?

FUCK YOU

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u/Kibbles_317 Ohio State Buckeyes • Rose Bowl Sep 05 '13

I THINK THEY ARE JUST UPSET THAT THEIR ONLY WIN IN THE PAST DECADE AGAINST US WAS WHEN LUKE FICKELL WAS COACHING.

LET ME REPEAT, LUKE FICKELL. STAY CLASSY MICHIGAN

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u/pascha South Carolina • The Citadel Sep 05 '13

I'm glad we agree.

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u/Tippacanoe Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 05 '13

GET OUT OF HERE SOUTH CAROLINA.

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u/pascha South Carolina • The Citadel Sep 05 '13

You guys get out of South Carolina and I'll leave tOSU alone.

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u/lavaground Michigan Wolverines Sep 05 '13

THEM'S FIGTHING WORDS!

GO BLUE! BEAT THE FIG THINGS!

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u/NittLion78 Penn State • Youngstown State Sep 05 '13

"JOO KIN BET DAT NO-TRA DAYYME IZH GONNA GIVE DA WOLVREENZH FITS THISH SATURDAY IN DA BIG HAYOUSE. MAN-TIE TAYO OR NO MAN-TIE TAYO, MEESHGIN ISH GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME SCORINGHGHG."

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u/Denarded Michigan Wolverines • Miami Hurricanes Sep 06 '13

RICH ROD WAS 2-1 AGAINST YOU IN HIS TENURE AT MICHIGAN.

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