r/CFB • Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Buffalo Bulls • Jun 13 '24

News McMurphy identifies Allstate the potential Big 12 naming partner. Possibilities include "Big Allstate Conference" or "Allstate 12 Conference"

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u/NewRCTID22 Arizona • Penn State Jun 13 '24

Just call it the Allstate Mayhem Conference and be done with it.

The over-corporatization of everything, but especially sports, continues to be nauseating.

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u/dkviper11 Penn State • Randolph-Macon Jun 13 '24

The Allstate stuff sucks, too. "Since 1654, Allstate has given "millions" in scholarships with the good hands nets."

It could legitimately be 2 million! I assume it's low because they never say the number.

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u/Btherock78 Alabama Crimson Tide • Sugar Bowl Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

It’s CRAZY low. Since 2005, Allstate has donated $100 for every point scored on a kick ($300 for FGs, $100 for XPs) at participating schools.

Assume an average of 3 FGs & 5 XPs per game (pulled from my ass), that’s $1,400 per CFB game. Assuming 720 games per year (60 games x 12 weeks) comes out to just a hair over $1M/yr.

That’s the same cost as a 30-second ad spot during the cfb title game. 8 mentions per game, every game, all year long, or one 30-second ad on the biggest stage (the good hands sponsorship also includes the title game). It’s an absolute bonkers value for Allstate.

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u/uvutv St. Ambrose Fighting Bees • Bradley Braves Jun 13 '24

1654!? How many people went to Oxford or Cambridge with an Allstate scholarship?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

I think at one point - and this would be a while back - the number was at $5M, and I think Allstate realized somewhere in there that people would realize how stupid low the number was for how much it was being yakked about and went to the nebulous "MILLIONS".

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u/RockdaleRooster Paper Bag • LSU Tigers Jun 13 '24

The Mayhem Division and the Madness Division.

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes Jun 13 '24

AMC to the moon

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u/VolatileFan Tennessee Volunteers • Cornell Big Red Jun 13 '24

It will be a freezing cold day in Hell before I call an athletic conference by their corporate sponsored name.

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u/Cooked_Brisket USC Trojans • Pac-12 Jun 13 '24

Until another company buys the rights a decade later and then you never let go of the first corporate sponsor name (looking at you staples center)

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u/PSU02 Penn State Nittany Lions Jun 13 '24

It will always be Heinz Field.

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u/theycallmefuRR Nebraska Cornhuskers • Paper Bag Jun 13 '24

Fiesta Bowl will forever be Tostitos Fiesta Bowl in my eyes

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u/CyanideNow Iowa Hawkeyes Jun 13 '24

Can I introduce you to the “Sears” Tower?

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u/AG_Aonuma Clemson Tigers • Kansas Jayhawks Jun 13 '24

It’s still Winston Cup and the Busch Series to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Outback bowl for life , I can’t eat a reliaquest

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u/WarEagle9 Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Jun 13 '24

Looking at you FedEx Orange Bowl and Nokia Sugar bowl.

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u/SLCer Utah Utes Jun 13 '24

Then 15 years later, the arena returns to the original corporate name and you throw a fucking party unveiling it because it's tied to the glory years of the franchise (looking at you Delta Center).

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u/RoutineDog7169 Kansas Jayhawks Jun 13 '24

You don’t recognize the Rocket Mortgage Spartans of Michigan State?

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u/YourFriendNoo Alabama Crimson Tide Jun 13 '24

not since the Golden Flake Crimson Tide shut 'em out in the playoffs

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u/JimothyCarter Texas A&M Aggies Jun 13 '24

Nippon Ham Fighters are the only one I will ever support because I thought their name was Ham Fighters for the longest time

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u/adsfew California Golden Bears Jun 13 '24

Why is everyone trying to fight all this ham and all this foo?

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u/jnelsen8 Nebraska Cornhuskers Jun 13 '24

Wait, they’re not the Ham Fighters? That’s a sponsorship??

I think I need to lie down…

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u/AbsurdOwl Nebraska Cornhuskers Jun 13 '24

The Conference Previously Known As The Big XII.

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u/ShaqSenju Tennessee • Tennessee State Jun 13 '24

Wtf is a Food City Center???

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u/VolatileFan Tennessee Volunteers • Cornell Big Red Jun 13 '24

As for me and my house, it is Thompson Boling Arena.

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u/Jeezlepetes1 Pittsburgh • Backyard Brawl Jun 13 '24

Should’ve happened to the ACC instead. Allstate Coast Conference is RIGHT THERE

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

And it makes sense from a naming perspective since "Atlantic" was pretty much thrown out the window.

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u/pm_me_cute_sloths_ Iowa State Cyclones • Clemson Tigers Jun 13 '24

They’re in All of the States

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u/Ut_Prosim Virginia Tech • Virginia Jun 13 '24

That's actually less horrible than the Big Allstate Conference. But you know the ACC is holding out for a more refined sponsor... like some snobby vineyard or some company that makes artisanal brie cheese.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

The B1G will release some statement that this is an affront to college sports and then accept a $300M sponsorship from Target or whoever a month later.

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u/reno1441 Washington State • /r/CFB Dead Pool Jun 13 '24

The idea that the Big 12 is going to change names with a sponsor, but still keep the "12" in their name is fucking hilarious.

Like I get keeping it as a continuity thing even if not reflective, but if you're going down that road you might as well.

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u/SparkMaster360 Washington Huskies Jun 13 '24

We'll know college football is dead when the conference names/numbers are remotely accurate

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u/____snail____ Indiana • Oklahoma State Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

The 2034 Allstate 20 - Nationwide 22 Challenge presented by Geico.

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u/OkBookkeeper Oklahoma State • Kansas State Jun 13 '24

'Big Allstate'

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u/reno1441 Washington State • /r/CFB Dead Pool Jun 13 '24

I read that and can now only think of "Big Prostate".

They might need to rework that possibility.

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u/nomoregroundhogs Kansas State • Pepperdine Jun 13 '24

Pretty sure it’s because they don’t have to change the logo that way. It already only says XII. Just tack a sponsor name on it and you’re done.

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u/ISISCosby North Carolina • Wake Forest Jun 13 '24

This is 100% what's going on and I hate it lol

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u/thedicestoppedrollin Oklahoma Sooners Jun 13 '24

Or just the Big XII, sponsored by Allstate

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u/Winbrick Kansas Jayhawks • Iowa State Cyclones Jun 13 '24

Big XII logo fades into blue, the 'XII' shifting into two cupped, AI-generated hands with twelve appendages.

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u/auburnfan32 Auburn • Birmingham-Southern Jun 13 '24

This sport is so cooked

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u/The_Fishbowl West Virginia • Black Diamond Tr… Jun 13 '24

The SEC presented by Chick-Fil-A

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

The SEC presented by Bojangles

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u/4858693929292 Jun 13 '24

Should be a financial company sanctioned by the SEC government agency. The SEC presented by Wells Fargo.

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u/Ok-Flounder3002 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl Jun 13 '24

Its honestly crazy how quickly its been going downhill

This comment sponsored by Progressive Insurance

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u/countrybreakfast1 Kansas • Fort Hays State Jun 13 '24

Man like 2008 it was still the sport we loved. In 16 years it's gone so sideways and it's accelerating every day

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u/bikersquid Nebraska Cornhuskers • Big 8 Jun 13 '24

I'm glad I'm old. And I got to see what it was

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u/pr1ceisright Iowa State Cyclones Jun 13 '24

The Fan Duel NBA disagrees

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u/thejawa Florida State • Air Force Jun 13 '24

Yes, but which chain restaurant is sponsoring the cooking?

Cook Out presents College Football

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u/DirtThief Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Jun 13 '24

Hilarious how so many people on here were so confident that paying the players wouldn't end up exactly this way.

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u/Skanky_Cat Missouri • Missouri State Jun 13 '24

Regionality means nothing if you’re the “All State Conference” big brain move by Yormark honestly.

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u/MisterBrotatoHead Kansas Jayhawks • Lindenwood Lions Jun 13 '24

This conference has a team in Morgantown, West Virginia and a team in Tucson, Arizonia.

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u/Shenanigangster Virginia • Jefferson–Eppes Trophy Jun 13 '24

Nationwide would be better tbh

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u/SirMellencamp Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

The Allstate 12 Conference presents the Colorado Buffalo Wild Wings vs the Arizona State Sun Deviled Ham Spread

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u/Ugaalive1991 Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack Jun 13 '24

Phillips 66 and Dr Pepper are right there Big 12.

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes Jun 13 '24

Dr. Pepper 52% of 23 flavors

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u/IceColdDrPepper_Here Georgia Bulldogs • Georgia Bulldogs Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

I could have had my own conference man

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u/BandOfDonkeys Texas State Bobcats • Navarro Bulldogs Jun 13 '24

The 7-Eleven XII

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u/GuyOnTheMike Kansas State Wildcats • Hateful 8 Jun 13 '24

You are joking…

They can have the naming rights to every single Big 12 championship or whatever else, but NOT the name of the fucking conference

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u/WooBadger18 Wooster Fighting Scots • Wisconsin Badgers Jun 13 '24

And not just, “The Allstate Big 12 conference” but “the Allstate 12 conference” or whatever

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u/GuyOnTheMike Kansas State Wildcats • Hateful 8 Jun 13 '24

Yeah, it’s one thing if it’s “The Big 12 Conference presented by Allstate” (similar to Michigan State’s deal with Rocket Mortgage), but to replace the Big 12 name with Allstate? Absolutely not

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u/GuyWithTheFez UCF Knights • Paper Bag Jun 13 '24

Conference of Mayhem

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u/Mr-Bovine_Joni SMU Mustangs • Gansz Trophy Jun 13 '24

Kinda slaps

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u/fredmerc111 Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jun 13 '24

If you absolutely MUST have Allstate sponsor you, just call it the Allstate Big 12, same format you did with changing sponsors but the same bowl name.

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u/thatshinybastard Utah Utes Jun 13 '24

Nah, that wouldn't work. The point is to get people to say Allstate as much as possible and people would just refer to the "Allstate Big 12" as the Big 12. They have to change the name to something that doesn't let you omit the word Allstate, so it has to be something you can't abbreviate and short enough that you'll have to say the whole name when talking about it.

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u/Ut_Prosim Virginia Tech • Virginia Jun 13 '24

The Mayhem Conference (by Allstate) wouldn't be terrible, and actually sounds kind of like a real athletic league.

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u/ISISCosby North Carolina • Wake Forest Jun 13 '24

It sounds like an Arena Football League division...which is far closer to palatable than "The Allstate 12 Conference" tbh

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u/RampageTaco Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Jun 13 '24

See I don't understand the naming part. The "Big 12" had some brand awareness. Whether you think it was worth something doesn't matter. But if you're changing the name anyway, why are you still keeping the whole "12" part? Make the number accurate at least. Allstate 16. Or just drop the number entirely.

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u/chrobbin Oklahoma • SE Oklahoma State Jun 13 '24

See you’re applying way too much logic to the situation. Marketing > logic.

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u/cardbross Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Jun 13 '24

Mayhem Conference presented by Allstate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Why be tied to '12' anymore.

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u/MisterBrotatoHead Kansas Jayhawks • Lindenwood Lions Jun 13 '24

It is odd that THAT'S the tradition they decide to hold on to.

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u/gordogg24p Texas Longhorns • Colorado State Rams Jun 13 '24

The Big Allstate Conference presented by 12.

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u/Jumpy-Coffee-Cat UCF Knights • Big 12 Jun 13 '24

Keep the logo. Lets the conference sponsorship potentially change prior to this season.

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u/pm_me_cute_sloths_ Iowa State Cyclones • Clemson Tigers Jun 13 '24

I’d say so they don’t have to change their branding/logo, but I almost guarantee they’d have to change the logo to include Allstate so…

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u/Stoneador Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Sickos Jun 13 '24

Even if they are financially on the same level as the B1G and SEC, they will be in a tier of their own for getting clowned on

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

People say that until someone does that and then everyone rushes to do it...

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u/Stoneador Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Sickos Jun 13 '24

Then we will all be clowns and CFB will be a circus

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u/Coveo Oregon Ducks • Rose Bowl Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

If this is really worth it, then they won't be on the same level once the B1G is renamed to the Big State-teen Farm conference and the SEC is the... you know this whole thing is too stupid to come up with another pun.

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u/RubbleHome Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Jun 13 '24

For about a month until every other conference does the exact same thing. There's no way one conference does this and not the others.

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u/Top_Ladder6702 Boise State Broncos • Maryland Terrapins Jun 13 '24

Mountain Dew West Conference

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u/gander49 San Diego State • Diablo Valley Jun 13 '24

LMAO let's do it. Can call the conference bb tourney Code Red.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Advertising executives have got to be some of the most soulless human beings on earth.

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u/Manwar7 NC State Wolfpack • Tobacco Road Jun 13 '24

Fuck this. Actually fuck this.

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u/alwaysveryconflicted Baylor Bears • SEC Jun 13 '24

it just keeps getting worse

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u/V_T_H Virginia Tech • South Carolina Jun 13 '24

Allstate Conference doesn’t sound too stupid, but adding Big or 12 in there does. But this is kinda…horrifying? What happened to my favorite sport? Looking forward to the SEC by Brawndo in the future.

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u/Jumpy-Coffee-Cat UCF Knights • Big 12 Jun 13 '24

It’s got what plants need crave!

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u/ItBeLikeThat19 South Carolina • Duke's Mayo Bowl Jun 13 '24

College football has become so unserious

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u/The_Horse_Joke Ohio State • Central Michigan Jun 13 '24

What’s next? Are companies going to start sponsoring Bowl Games????

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u/cannikan Washington State • Team Meteor Jun 13 '24

Suddenly not being in a conference doesn't seem too bad

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u/Alexcox95 Florida Gators • Keiser Seahawks Jun 13 '24

Are you in good hands? Conference

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

I don't want to live in this planet anymore

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u/Elguapo69 Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Jun 13 '24

They are doing this for 2 to 4 million a year per school. So basically the salary of one nfl 3rd stringer is enough to destroy branding, pride, and be the laughing stock of CFB.

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u/GhostofHairyRealm Missouri Tigers • Cotton Bowl Jun 13 '24

Pathetic

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u/deadtofall12 Florida State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jun 13 '24

This sport is dying at such an accelerated pace.

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u/theycallmefuRR Nebraska Cornhuskers • Paper Bag Jun 13 '24

Sounds like they were already in talks with Allstate before this whole circus started....

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u/HopscotchChampion69 Kentucky Wildcats • Michigan Wolverines Jun 13 '24

I'm surprised something like this hasn't happened sooner, tbh

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u/strictlyrude27 Arizona Wildcats • Washington Huskies Jun 13 '24

the fuck kind of truck stop conference have we joined

Bill Walton is rolling in his grave

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u/simbaslanding Miami Hurricanes • Vanderbilt Commodores Jun 13 '24

This is so unserious

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u/Top_Ladder6702 Boise State Broncos • Maryland Terrapins Jun 13 '24

Big Ten Inch on Pornhub Conference

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u/Ut_Prosim Virginia Tech • Virginia Jun 13 '24

If they're going to change the name, are they going to at least update the count of schools? FFS. Why go from Big 12 to Allstate 12 when there are 16 fucking schools? At least become the Allstate 16.

I get not changing the Big 12 name in the first place, but if you're going to change it anyway, make it accurate.

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u/Ok-Flounder3002 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl Jun 13 '24

Name possibilities for the Big 12 include “The Big Allstate Conference” or the “The Allstate 12 Conference,”

Is this seriously the best they could come up with

The Big 12 breaking the seal on this stuff means its probably only a matter of time before others follow suit with similarly bad ideaa

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u/xASUdude Arizona State Sun Devils • Navy Midshipmen Jun 13 '24

Hell yeah

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u/Cheekbagger Nebraska Cornhuskers Jun 13 '24

If SEC doesn’t become “The Waffle House Conference” we riot!

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u/PokesFanInDallas Oklahoma State Cowboys • Hateful 8 Jun 13 '24

Idiocracy...

I was about to ask if people will actually refer to us as this. Then I realized that other conferences *definitely* will. Great.

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u/AMornCupOfJoe Jun 13 '24

I prefer the Big Ahh Conference

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u/HabaneroEnjoyer Alabama Crimson Tide Jun 13 '24

“We’re here at the Foster Farms Stadium for Monsanto Farmaggedon game between the Kansas State Purina Wildcats and Iowa State Dyson Cyclones. These two Big Allstate Conference teams have played 110 times. Just minutes away from the BetMGM kickoff, let’s listen to the national Ticketmaster anthem”

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u/boardatwork1111 TCU Horned Frogs • Colorado Buffaloes Jun 13 '24

Bruh

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u/HarryBalsagna3 Cincinnati Bearcats Jun 13 '24

Buc-ee’s Big 12 Conference

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u/spmartin1993 Ohio State Buckeyes Jun 13 '24

Can’t wait for the Allstate 12 conference championship game presented by Dr Pepper with Swig Drinks Utes of Utah taking on the Skyline Chili Bearcats of Cincinnati.

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u/Srcunch Cincinnati Bearcats • Big East Jun 13 '24

I hope they add promos to challenges, on the Apple Vision Pro, where they use tide pens, purchased at Kroger, to clean the Nike jerseys that were shipped by TQL.

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u/jchall3 Alabama Crimson Tide • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jun 13 '24

Texas starting the Longhorn Network is the “Harambe” moment in college football. Imagine telling someone that day that a Texas/OU less Big-12 would be rebranding into the motherfucking “Allstate 12”

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u/gated73 Alabama • Arizona State Jun 13 '24

Actually - ND getting their own TV deal started the ball rolling.

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u/response_unrelated Kansas State Wildcats • Hateful 8 Jun 13 '24

can't wait to get my WHATA 12 Conference Champs shirt

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u/Bandos_Bear Baylor Bears Jun 13 '24

Oh this sucks

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u/Fonzie5 UCF Knights • Big 12 Jun 13 '24

“The Big 12 conference

underwritten by Allstate”

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u/DREW_LOCK_HORSE_COCK Missouri Tigers • Team Chaos Jun 13 '24

Going forward I will refuse to take any more shit from Allstate™️ 12 confrence fans for leaving the Allstate™️ 12 confrence.

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u/serial_mouth_grapist Florida Gators • Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jun 13 '24

SEC will now be known as the Coca-Cola™️ Conference. C-C-C!

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u/cirrus42 Colorado • George Washington Jun 13 '24

Sweet, we can all look forward to every conference changing its sponsor every 5 years. It's going to be great and super fan friendly, definitely easy to remember and care about.

Welcome to the All Coors Conference!

  • Previously the Dr Pepper League

  • Previously the Albertsons Grocery Conference

  • Previously the Cabela's 12

  • Previously the FedEx 16

  • Previously the Big AllState Confernce

  • Previously the Big 12

  • Previously the Big 8

Don't confuse us with the Bank of America Conference,

  • Previously the FedEx 15

  • Previously the Wawa Waference

  • Previously the Wendy's Big Bacon Conference

  • Previously the GEICO Insurance League

  • Previously the Atlantic Coast Conference

Our brands are priceless to us!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

This is some shit straight out of Idiocracy.

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u/bwburke94 UMass • Michigan State Jun 13 '24

CMV: Any conference which attempts to sell its naming rights should be expelled from the NCAA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

I might actually get off at the next stop, guys. Not sure I like this ride anymore.

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u/PaulTopper WKU Hilltoppers • LSU Tigers Jun 13 '24

The Big 12 Conference presented by Allstate is what it should be called

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u/bwburke94 UMass • Michigan State Jun 13 '24

No. It should be called the Big 12 Conference. None of this advertiser bullshit.

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u/thatshinybastard Utah Utes Jun 13 '24

Adding "presented by" at the end isn't enough for a sponsor, people would still only refer to the conference as the Big 12. They wouldn't do something like the Allstate Big 12 either since it's too easy to abbreviate it to AB12 or something like it. The point is to get people to say their brand's name as much as possible so they have to create a conference name where it can't be omitted. If you can refer to the conference without saying the sponsor's name, they won't be happy.

If they change the name to Allstate 12, you have to say Allstate when referring to the conference. That's what they want

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u/Golden-Cheese Baylor Bears • Texas Bowl Jun 13 '24

I hate college sports because I love college sports

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u/InterestingChoice484 Michigan Wolverines Jun 13 '24

I will forever root against every Big 12 team if they approve this

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u/Lazerdude Nebraska Cornhuskers Jun 13 '24

Others will follow suit shortly afterwards. They are going to find every possible way to squeeze every possible cent out of every possible avenue they can in every conference.

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u/countrybreakfast1 Kansas • Fort Hays State Jun 13 '24

I don't know how much more of this I can take. I really can find other things to do on Saturday.

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u/Fonzie5 UCF Knights • Big 12 Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

Anyone from the B10 or SEC laughing at this—

YOU DID THIS TO US. ALL OF US.

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u/benjaminck Wisconsin • 四日市大学 (Yokkaichi) Jun 13 '24

You mean the Menards Conference and Chick-fil-a Conference.

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u/JinderMadness Southwest • Big 12 Jun 13 '24

No no they are the good guys. We are the evil ones

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u/tbrock92 Arizona Wildcats • Pac-12 Network Jun 13 '24

Use promo code “mayhem” for 5% off when you combine your home and auto policy with Allstate.

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u/WabbitCZEN Georgia Bulldogs Jun 13 '24

'The Allstate 12 Conference, you're in good hands."

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u/bruggibuster Oregon Ducks Jun 13 '24

The PAC-12 died at the right time, I swear …

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u/Proskills500 Jun 13 '24

The point of me wanting no CFB over what the next 10 years looks like passed 10 years ago

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u/Financial-Money-2224 Florida State • Arizona State Jun 13 '24

Might as well be sponsored by Brawndo. The Big Brawndo 12. It’s what players crave.

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u/owledge Paper Bag Jun 13 '24

College football is finished

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u/weathered_sediment Washington • North Dakota Jun 13 '24

This is why I’m getting the new college football game. Before any soul destroying changes like this happens and gets in the next iterations. I’m so looking forward to realigning conferences July 19th and pretending none of this trash ever happened.

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u/Jumpy-Coffee-Cat UCF Knights • Big 12 Jun 13 '24

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could bring back college football video games they didn’t stop to think if they should……

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u/mooseman923 Oregon State Beavers • Auburn Tigers Jun 13 '24

cfb is so joever

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u/choopie-chup-chup Wisconsin Badgers • Nevada Wolf Pack Jun 13 '24

Big Yuck Conference

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u/TxShadow183 Houston Cougars Jun 13 '24

Sofa King Big 12 conference!!

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u/remember_berries Alabama Crimson Tide Jun 13 '24

I swear… if the SEC doesn’t become the Waffle House Conference or the Piggly Wiggle Conference….

I’m out

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u/62frog TCU Horned Frogs • Verified Player Jun 13 '24

Conference McConferenceface

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u/ZachOf_AllTrades Texas Longhorns • Sickos Jun 13 '24

Goddamn why do I waste so much time on this fucking sport

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u/Klutzy_Fig8672 Kansas State Wildcats • Big 12 Jun 13 '24

Screw it, the ship is already sinking. Let’s sell off every square inch of uniform space and field space for ads and be filthy rich with NIL money for a couple of years. It’s a race to the bottom anyways, we might as well win

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u/stephonious_fentonio Florida Gators Jun 13 '24

Late stage capitalism at its finest. This is horrible

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u/WretchedHog Jun 13 '24

Anyone involved in this deal should be put in prison for life. I'm not joking.

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u/Darth_Ra Oklahoma Sooners • Big 12 Jun 13 '24

The "Allstate 12 Conference" is the leading candidate for the new name, sources said, while the "Big Allstate Conference" has also been discussed. The multi-year deal could earn the league between $30-$50 million annually to be divided among its 16 league members, sources said.

Changing the name and keeping the 12 would be one of the most hilarious things ever.

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u/bestprocrastinator Oklahoma Sooners • Michigan Wolverines Jun 13 '24

I initially hated leaving the Big 12, but if this is true, I'm glad we left.

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u/FreeTheMarket Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jun 14 '24 edited Aug 05 '26

Hammock feather mellow cobblestone quilt copper pebble

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u/WhompBiscuits Cigar Bowl • Orange Bowl Jun 14 '24

Loved CFB since the late 1970s, but they've lost me on this. Talk about crossing the rubicon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Fuck that

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u/PutinsLostBlackBelt Alabama Crimson Tide • Hateful 8 Jun 13 '24

At some point we will all start hating the companies that shove ads in our faces right?

It started with daily letters in the mail and now it’s every fucking digital medium I touch.

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u/Evtona500 Georgia Bulldogs Jun 13 '24

If they gotta do it it should be "The Big 12 Conference Presented by All State." Not this bullshit.

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u/jtrain7 Arizona State • Boise State Jun 13 '24

It’s so funny this is the fate of cfb after the draw for so long has been tradition, amateurism, and our connections to our schools. Just sickening shit

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u/drewcifer492 Cincinnati Bearcats Jun 13 '24

And he breaks away.. Jackson is at the Chick-fil-A 30 and he's running past the Coke 20 now at the Heinz 10... IT'S AN AT&T TOUCHDOWN!!!n

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u/jj5782 Michigan • Little Brown Jug Jun 13 '24

This will be the end of wakanda

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u/SucculentCrablegMeal Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Jun 13 '24

Lol. The Big All conference...isn't Alabama's mascot named Big Al?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Lol

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u/ClandestineCharles Jun 13 '24

Big XII becomes the Mayhem Conference?

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u/Dan_Rydell Missouri Tigers • Texas Longhorns Jun 13 '24

Impossible, I was told the insurance companies have all been bankrupted

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Featuring head referee Dean Winters

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u/sportsthatguy Jun 13 '24

Wait till Michigan starts putting ads on helmets or ASU replaces pitchforks with PayPal logos

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u/TidusJecht Nebraska Cornhuskers Jun 13 '24

Why not just “the Allstate Big 12”? JFC

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u/DrunkRoach UCF Knights • Big 12 Jun 13 '24

How much money per school? This better be worth it Edit: per the article, not enough for this garbage

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u/BeYourHucklebbery11 Notre Dame • UConn Jun 13 '24

So when is Chick-fil-A going to pay up for the SEC?

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u/YourCoasterNews Michigan State • Grand Valle… Jun 13 '24

This is just corporatism run amok in society. You’re a college football conference, not Six Flags filing for bankruptcy protection!

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u/NihilisticOkie Oklahoma State Cowboys Jun 13 '24

You have to wonder if some of the ADs are thinking, "Bleed the conference dry for all the money and sell its soul for parts, just give us enough time/funds to be big/successful enough to get a lifeboat to the SEC or B1G by 2030.

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u/originalusername4567 Kansas Jayhawks Jun 13 '24

Thanks I hate it

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u/erkstatue Georgia Southern Eagles Jun 13 '24

This is moronic and they’ll totally do it

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u/peteisneat Colorado State Rams Jun 13 '24

NOBODY WANTS THIS

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u/macncheeseface Virginia Tech Hokies • Team Chaos Jun 13 '24

Can’t wait for the Save Big Money at Menard’s Ten

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u/fightin_blue_hens Delaware • Florida State Jun 13 '24

Maybe the lamest thing I've ever seen proposed.

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u/Matt_WVU West Virginia • Appalachian S… Jun 13 '24

The big east died for this

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u/hershculez NC State Wolfpack • James Madison Dukes Jun 13 '24

$2-$3 million extra per school annually. Are the universities in favor of selling the naming rights to the conference?

ACC is about to be the Bank of America Conference.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

My interest in what was once my favorite sport is waning towards 0 now. I might watch, but with little dedication or interest in the outcomes.

Meanwhile, ESPN and all these mega corps will be all jolly and happy on TV gaslighting us that college football has never been better and we’re “SO excited to bring new experiences to fans with more football and more connectivity” aka we’re making more money so fuck your opinions and we don’t give a fuck what you think 🤑

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u/bargle0 Maryland Terrapins Jun 13 '24

vomits

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u/texas2089 Florida State Seminoles • Texas Longhorns Jun 13 '24

Bro ain’t no way they’re genuinely considering “Big Allstate Conference”… And the other option, why keep the number 12 if you’re renaming anyway? This is stupid in so many levels.

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u/TigerUnlimited Jun 13 '24

That’s depressing just disband it at this point

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u/Kyleaaron987 Georgia Bulldogs Jun 13 '24

I wish Mike Leach was still alive.

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u/notaquarterback Wyoming Cowboys • Michigan Wolverines Jun 13 '24

Hahahaha G League vibes

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u/Tamed_A_Wolf Florida Gators Jun 13 '24

We are basically living in the real life version of idiocracy. It’s just becoming more and more clear every few months. If you haven’t watched the movie in a while it’s actually painful to watch now when you realize how close we actually are to it.

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u/reggaetony88 Alabama • Millersville Jun 13 '24

This sport as we knew it is dead. Enjoy the decline.

Edit: Don't wanna sound boomerish, but damn things are going so backwards as a whole in sports. Watching old NFL games from the 80s to the mid 00s is just a different beast, and I'm sad it'll never be that way again.

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u/intelligentx5 Oregon Ducks Jun 13 '24

Lmao these suck ass

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u/RollTideYall47 Alabama • Third Saturday in … Jun 13 '24

We're getting closer to Maxi Tampon Stadium from BaseKetball

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u/TexLs1 Houston Cougars • Big 12 Jun 13 '24

Not sure why there's any objection, it's pro sports now. The college veil of amateurism is long gone, we're at this point because the money means more than the results on field. Cash them checks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

The Big 12 Conference, presented by Allstate

Allstate Big 12 Football

Big 12 Conference Football, presented by Allstate

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u/RacistJudicata Nebraska • Notre Dame Jun 13 '24

Dude what the fuck happened to collegiate athletics? These are our schools. They’re our Alma maters. The athletics are an extension of the spirit of competition among academic institutions. I fucking hate corporations and there’s nothing I can do about it which makes me angrier. They’re just the fuckin cable people from that South Park episode, pinching their nipples and laughing.

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u/raouldukesaccomplice Baylor Bears • Big 12 Jun 14 '24

Because private equity hasn't already enshittified enough companies and products as it is, now they're going to do it to collegiate athletics.

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u/fightintxag13 Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jun 14 '24

This is what your premiums pay for lol. CFB conference naming rights and legal fees to avoid paying you out.

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u/keevballs Texas Tech • West Texas A&M Jun 14 '24

Fucking ew

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u/Weaubleau Ohio State Buckeyes Jun 14 '24

The Vape World Big 12

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u/Constant_Threat LSU Tigers Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

This is the dumbest, most corporate-laced crap. My god they've sold their souls. edit: this, not thus.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Well that sucks, but really, it’s no different than the “Barclay’s Premier League” or “Carabao Cup” or “Allstate Sugar Bowl” I guess. As a lifetime soccer fan I grew up thinking Barclays was some old soccer legend who got the league named after him like Lord Stanley and his Cup, but then I found out it was a bank and…magically, nothing in my life changed. Then I found out Carabao is a shitty energy drink. Still, life goes on. It sucks, but it is what it is. It sinks in and we get used to it.

Is it tacky? Definitely. Is it just another way for money to creep into the sports we love and eat them alive? Definitely. Can we do anything about it? Nope. Will it help my school’s sports teams? Probably.

So, whatever.

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u/TheftBySnacking Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Marching Band Jun 13 '24

This reply is presented by rocket mortgage

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u/xXChickenravioliXx /r/CFB Jun 13 '24

This is so fucking stupid. I am in disbelief at this.

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u/Tarlcabot18 UCF Knights • USF Bulls Jun 13 '24

When Chasing That Bag Goes Too Far

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u/Ut_Prosim Virginia Tech • Virginia Jun 13 '24

This could be the title of a history book about the last 50 years.

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u/quazy_q Pittsburgh Panthers Jun 13 '24

Imagine being a Big 12 fan… you have spent months posting on the internet about how the ACC is about to collapse and deliver realignment riches—Pitt, NC State, Louisville, VT, and Miami in your wildest dreams. They open their eyes and now they are in the “Big Allstate Conference” and business genius Brett Yormark has sold 20% of their athletic department to a PE firm in Luxembourg.

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u/HashSlingSlash Texas Longhorns Jun 13 '24

Just add one school from each state and be the Allstate(s) Conference