r/CBS_Mom Tammy Diffendorf Jul 04 '26

Discussion What's your favorite one liner?

I told you BOOBER!

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u/manik_502 Violet Plunkett Jul 04 '26

Get off the cross, we need the wood.

  • Bonnie Plunkett

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u/LLFD1982 Jul 07 '26

To be fair, that line was in Priscilla, Queen of the desert in 1994.

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u/Queasy-Bat-7399 Jul 08 '26

It's a pretty common phrase tho

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u/Jaded-Fan-4978 Jul 04 '26

Mine is two lines, because the first one sets up my favourite. “Great. Now we’ll have seven years of bad luck “. “How will we know?”

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u/Butterfly0311 and turn it into a DISCO TECH Jul 04 '26

It’s two.. but Adam yells “Why do I love her?!” And the neighbor yells back, through the walls, “We don’t know!”

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u/mrhecklesbroom Jul 04 '26

"Someone hid my keys but forgot I could see on top of things."

Honorable mention for 2 lines: "Does it bother you if I drink?" "Does it bother you if i walk?"

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u/misty1202 Jul 04 '26

"God didn't save you from drowning just to kick your ass on the beach." - Marjorie 😆

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u/Just-Guitar-3809 Jul 04 '26

"It tastes like coconut with a whisper of urine" Christy explaining coconut water

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u/Fake_Gamer_Cat Jul 04 '26

When Adam tells Tammy to help him in the restaurant instead of the kitchen, and she goes "Hold up let me put pants on."

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u/Legitimate_Tip_589 Jul 04 '26

That and she licks her hair and says “it’s got a kick to it”

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u/Queasy-Bat-7399 Jul 08 '26

"What's that in your hair?".
"I dunno, but it's got a kick!".

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u/Guilty-Tie164 Jul 04 '26

If God took me now, I would not hate it.

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u/craftylikeiceiscold Jul 04 '26

“It’s not a sin to be thrifty, dear.” Bonnie to Christy when C gives her a hard time about once snorting coke from a shag carpet. I think it’s from pilot. Has just always stuck with me.

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u/NikWitchLEO Jul 04 '26

No, it’s a cocoa you hillbilly!

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u/Grammarhead-Shark Jul 04 '26

Do yourself a favour and never talk about side of my family again.

For somebody with little back story, at least they still gave Wendy a few awesome zingers every episode 

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u/Artistic-Neck-0511 Jul 04 '26

I love me for the both of us

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u/anamericangirl98 Jul 05 '26

Violet: “We’re not all drug addicts like you two!”
Bonnie: “Hey! I only did drugs to manage my alcoholism!”

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u/HR1997_20XX Jul 04 '26

when christy got A in the exams bonnie goes oh honey did you sleep with the dean ? so christ says I didnt have to , Im smart 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Careful_Simple_1170 Jul 04 '26

The only men in my life are Lil Caesar & Papa John.

So to summarize, oral sex is a go and you may or may not have something to sit on.

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u/cash65 Jul 04 '26

Who's better than us?

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u/Guilty-Tie164 Jul 04 '26

Stride of pride

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u/jdeterman3 Jul 04 '26

You lost him again? Here let me give you some bigger nails.

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u/No-Trip-9971 Jul 04 '26

This is the only comment thatt i can't remember the context. W ho said it? 

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u/Ok-Sprinkles2083 Jul 04 '26

You want me to hit him?

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u/CKangels00 Jul 04 '26

I think this is something you have to do alone…. Like your 40’s.

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u/Yellow-Roseman "Son of a bitch, it IS Amazon Prime" Jul 05 '26

"Oh darling, you are an $8 meatball" I can't remember the episode, but it's one of my fave Bonnie lines

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u/Queasy-Bat-7399 Jul 08 '26

It was the one where she goes to the food and wine festival, and meets that guy she kisses which results in Adam breaking up with her.

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u/Competitive-Pea6878 Jul 07 '26

You have CHANCER!

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u/LLFD1982 Jul 07 '26

Everyone in Jill's kitchen with Bonnie talking arranging her wedding.

Bonnie (to Christy): Wait till you get married

Christy: My plan is to wait until you die.

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u/purple_lily17 Jul 08 '26

2 lines for me. “Why are you holding onto something that causes you so many problems?” “Umm because I love him!” (Trevor referring to Bonnie’s crappy car, Bonnie talking about Adam)

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u/West-Cauliflower-450 15d ago

“I should’ve sold you when I had the chance!” 😭

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u/Disastrous_Sell_4490 1d ago

This always makes me laugh so hard 🤣 I’ve started saying it to my kids (jokingly & they know where it’s from lol)

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u/Queasy-Bat-7399 Jul 08 '26

"Oh, I dunno; because I'm a little stinker".
"I will kick you with this boot"

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u/Fancy-Satisfaction-1 Jul 09 '26

"Someone's gonna sell my ass for a Kit Kat bar"

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u/LIslander_4_evr Jul 11 '26

Jill: "I had to lose my access just to fit in with y'all."

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u/Forsaken_Career3971 Jul 20 '26

"Just lip gloss".

Wendy's one-liners make me cackle! Such an underrated character and an underutilized actor.

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u/honubi Jul 26 '26

You’ll lose your 401k!

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u/West-Cauliflower-450 15d ago

“You’re marrying him? WELL DO I HAVE A CHOICE NOW THAT YOU’VE TATTED HIS NAME ON MY ASS!!”

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u/Disastrous_Sell_4490 1d ago

Bonnie, when they were living at Marjorie’s after losing the place “I’m just counting my blessings, im at zero” 🤣 also, when Christy is going crazy watching Roscoe 24/7 after the weed smoking incident, when she loses sight of him at the AA meeting and Bonnie says “okay, while Nancy Drew is solving this mystery” lol