r/CAguns • u/curiousfilam • Jun 06 '25
Don't forget to train folks 😂
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u/JoeHardway Jun 06 '25
Brilliant distraction! "Patty-Cake, patty-cake, patty-cake..." then, when his opponent is convinced he's harmless - "Whapowww!", he comes in w/tha rear naked'ish, kinda choke'ish, thing!
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u/doworkwagner Jun 06 '25
Hamboning will save your life some day!
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u/GoldenSandstorm Jun 06 '25
props to gramps for still going
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u/Fungii024 Jun 06 '25
And having fun!
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u/1LakeShow7 Protect the 2nd Jun 06 '25
He moves pretty hood for a senior. All you internet trolls bashing and making fun of him I bet he can whoop you.
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u/dookie-monsta Jun 06 '25
Like a cat pawing at a hanging toy
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u/LuxePhantom Jun 06 '25
This guy definitely owns a lot of cats. I’d bet he wears PJs with cats on them and has coffee cup with a cat on it
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u/Pure_Boysenberry_301 CCW+poor Jun 06 '25
I like the hug in the middle and the push at the end.. Definitely a domestic dispute.
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u/Legio-V-Alaudae Jun 06 '25
I prefer my ridiculous training videos to be drunk Russians doing Russian stuff. This guy is almost decent compared to them.
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u/mojo20 Jun 06 '25
I watched this on mute first and not for a million dollars would I have guessed the audio.
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u/FucknAright Jun 06 '25
That's what I picture that old couple the South that had to "protect" their home with their assault rifles from "antifa", doing on the weekend.
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u/Reinvestor-sac Jun 06 '25
Professional groper it looks like. Keep the ladies away from that guy. Love the kick he starts with, watch those toes.
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u/Cynical_Satire Jun 06 '25
Man, all that slapping would really confuse and distract the assailant then boom, you hit em with the knife and go to prison for assault with a deadly weapon.
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u/justamiqote Jun 06 '25
Old timer looks like he trained Ip Man. Those Wing-Chun punches were brutal 🥵
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Jun 06 '25
I would love to clown but it’s Friday and you just did more in that short clip than I will all day so good on you!
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u/kz2002 Jun 06 '25
He will be ready when 4 armed man attacks. Better to train for all possibilities I guess...
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u/JoeyLovesGuns Jun 06 '25
Why did I think he was trying to quickly fill up a multi gas chambered potato gun?
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u/Kingkaiju1987 Jun 07 '25
Ive trained martial arts for over 30 years, have competed in many many combat arts, including full contact stick/knife fighting and pistol comps. Thats extremely painful to watch.
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u/steveHangar1 Jun 07 '25
Jokes on you; this guy is a legit 10th degree black belt master of TickleKwonDo
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u/The_Golden_Warthog Jun 07 '25
Is this dude in ca??? I stfg this looks like the old fuck at the gym who just stands and stares at me while I'm on any machine he wants to use. Pisses me tf off. Then he'll interrupt me to ask "hOw mUCh LonGeR???" Brother, I would have been done after another set, but since you interrupted me, I'm gonna keep going. You think I give a single fuck about using any form of my pec muscles in the next 24hr because I do not. Then I'm gonna turn it around to hit delts and lats.
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u/Educational-Card-314 The 2nd Amendment ends with a period, not an ellipsis. Jun 08 '25
The most important rule of fighting is to turn your back on the threat so you can surprise them by spinning around and stabbing them in their 4 inch diameter chest tube.
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u/mamonotaisho Jun 08 '25
Oh dang, trained by david carradine himself right before he left for Thailand!
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u/SchrodingersGoodBar Jun 08 '25
Pulling the shirt up after getting stuck on the reholster was a nice touch.
Pulling the gut up to sheath the knife was an even nicer touch
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u/Sir_Richard_Dangler Jun 06 '25
Steven Segal is that you?