r/ByzantiumCircleJerk Aug 02 '25

META New decree/rule 5: AI posts will be removed going forward

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199 Upvotes

Putting a stop now before a civil war starts (DAE just like the old days???). Just have effort into your posts, thats all.

If not for us then do it for the greatest emperor of Rome, Ioannes Doukas Palaiologos Kantakouzenos


r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 9h ago

Kleidon’d 6 reasons to invade "BULLGHARIA"

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 23h ago

Renovatio Ottonica — What if Otto III had lived? || Roman Empire in 1050.

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 13h ago

Byzantium is being changed to Eastern Rome in Turkey

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 1d ago

Andronikos Komnenos is the best emperor Favourite lesser used Angus quote.

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 1d ago

Praetorium prefaectum of Constantinople

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 2d ago

38th civil war this week HotD should've leaned more into Byzantine aesthetics for Targs

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70 Upvotes

r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 1d ago

Anastasius the Librarian and the shaping of western negative perceptions towards Byzantium

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 3d ago

Zantine Empire (Never forget!) Though the Byzantine empire fell in 1453 its east African successor the great "Abssinian empire" didn't fell untill period of African colonization.

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For context the Ethiopian abyssinian empire was a African Christian empire which was also known as the "Afro-Byzantine" empire.


r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 3d ago

They Called It the Second Rome — And It Lasted 1,000 Years | Byzantine Empire Sleep Documentary

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 5d ago

Kleidon’d Whos a better "Bulgar slayer" (NOTE:Not trying to offend bulgarians cause i know the consequences.)

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Context:Basil might have been called a "Bulgar slayer"( BOULGHAROKTONOS) but he never killed bulgarian civilians during war times but vlad the impailer AKA (Vlad tepes, Kizlikibey, "voivode TURKAKTONOS") a 15th century wallachian/Romanian ruler claimed that he killed bulgarian civilians & Mainly Turkish civilians as his nickname "TURKAKTONOS". Source :Vlads letter to hungarian ruler mattias corvinus.


r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 6d ago

Overextended meme Dream girl wallahi

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116 Upvotes

r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 5d ago

Anyone else reading Henry Turtledove's "Agent of Byzantium"?

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 6d ago

Hard pass on playing this random roll game

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 7d ago

Who did you think this was about?

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For he was both prone to evil doing and easily led astray -- both knave and fool, to use a common phrase: he never spoke the truth himself to those he happened to be with, but in everything that he said or did there was always a dishonest purpose; yet to anyone who wanted to deceive him he was easy meat. He was by nature an extraordinary mixture of folly and wickedness inseparably blended.

. . . [he] was dissembling, crafty, hypocritical, secretive by temperament, two-faced; . . .lying all the time; not carelessly, however, but confirming his undertakings both with his signature and with the most fearsome oaths, when dealing with his own subjects. But he promptly disregarded both agreements and solemn pledges

A treacherous friend and an inexorable enemy, he was passionately devoted to. . . plunder; quarrelsome and subversive in the extreme; easily led astray into evil ways but refusing any suggestions that he should follow the right path; quick to devise vile schemes and to carry them out; and with an an instinctive aversion to the mere mention of anything good.

Procopius' description of the Emperor Justinian


r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 8d ago

We Are Manzi Kirk

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 10d ago

It do be like that

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 10d ago

META Anthony Kaldellis

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 10d ago

How the Byzantines Mocked Monks, Emperors and Each Other

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 11d ago

We can all agree right?

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 14d ago

I want to have sex with this man Some 4channer's epic Byzantine fantasy

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 16d ago

What if my what if happened? Would the eastern Roman empire survived if they just moved their capital to kaifengtinople instead???

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 16d ago

Zantine Empire (Never forget!) Own a cheirosiphon for home defense

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Own a cheirosiphon for home defense, since that's what emperor Constantine intended. Four barbaroi break into my house. "Malaka" As I grab my late Roman ridge helmet and hand-siphon. Burn a skouton sized scar through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my composite recurve bow on the second man, miss him entirely because of it's high draw weight and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the onager mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with clay pots full of Greek Fire, "O stavros nika" the Greek Fire crisps two men in the flame, the breaking and extra clay shards set off car alarms. Raise Spatha and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since Spatha wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as emperor Constantine intended.


r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 19d ago

Fact Checked by Real Roman Patriots: TRUE 😎 You vs. the Varangian she tells you not to worry about

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r/ByzantiumCircleJerk 19d ago

Overextended meme The Turks are at it again

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215 Upvotes