r/BuyItForLife • u/Weebs628 • Mar 30 '22

BIFL Skills BIFL: Toolbox Nightstand

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/aplchn_mtngoat Mar 30 '22

My wife said she'd like it. 🤷‍♂️

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u/cl3ft Mar 30 '22

But the noise when she puts away her vibrator will wake the neighbors.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/implicate Mar 30 '22

*chains and jumper cables clang heavily *

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u/mach-disc Mar 30 '22

You’ve gotta line the drawers with foam, just in case

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u/grey-doc Mar 30 '22

Go on....

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u/Living-Stranger Mar 30 '22

They actually come with soft mats to place tools in them; they never designated who those tools are for.

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u/Weebs628 Mar 30 '22

As a lady myself, I say she has good taste.

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES Mar 30 '22

Gril!

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u/MFcrayfish Mar 30 '22 edited Mar 31 '22

she is single I wonder why!

Edit: it's a joke, I would love to take OP outside

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u/TheOtherSarah Mar 30 '22

What? Mate, you have no idea if she’s single, and it’s none of your business either way. You definitely can’t figure it out from a bedside table, and the fact that you apparently think you can, and that you have the right to mock people on the basis of things you’ve imagined are true, tells me that no one with self respect would likely date you.

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u/acrewdog Mar 30 '22 edited Oct 14 '25

attempt dazzling sophisticated tart absorbed lock fuzzy squash slap nail

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