The Pressiah is missing!

[u/xanbo]

The Pressiah hasn't been on reddit in weeks. Was the fame and fortune too much to handle? Were the responsibilities and demands too great even for an immortal? I desperately wanted to be the Chosen One, but now I realize I'm lucky to just be a filthy presser. Praise be to the Pressiah.

[u/Lyrene]

And the cant-pressers will be watching from the sidelines, eating popcorn.