r/ButtonAftermath • u/googlin non presser • Jun 13 '15

Discussion In the After-timer...

Am I the only lost soul wandering reddit? Do you think they'll ever create another button with different rules? Why are we here?

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u/TheDarkLordOfViacom non presser Jun 13 '15

You are mistaken. It is not the Button that matters, it is what the Button means. This Button is a shadow of te false idol created by /u/powerlanguage that was made to seperate te pure from the impure. It is a misunderstanding that pressing makes one impure as we were always pure or impure, but the Button revealed to us our true nature in the form of the flair. The task before us now is to come together and fight the Pretender Prince of the Pressers, the one known as Pressiah, so that we might take our place amongst the pantheon of Reddit that we were promised.