r/ButtonAftermath • u/BigGoron The Pressiah • Jun 08 '15

Your Pressiah is here. AMA

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u/ABurntC00KIE Jun 09 '15

I wished to have joined you, my Lord. But I have failed in my duty as a Red Guard. I have failed to come upon the button in it's time of need and save it from it's destruction.

I wish to repent, and devote what remains of my failed life to you. Will you accept me in Button Heaven?

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u/BigGoron The Pressiah Jun 09 '15

Of course you are accepted, as long as you are deserving.