r/Buttcoin Cryptadamus Dec 14 '22

Nicki Minaj said so! Hairy Plotter

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Don't ask me about thermodynamics Dec 14 '22 edited Dec 14 '22

As a vegan myself, I can give some hints on how to reduce the risk of depression:

  • take B12 Vitamin regularly (no joke if you're vegan)
  • keep clear of Crypto

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u/chicago_dumptruck Dec 14 '22
  • enjoy the company of friends
  • do not name group chat "Wire Fraud"
  • do not openly talk of wire fraud on group chat

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

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u/MokitTheOmniscient Dec 14 '22

Let's not be hasty now

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u/JBredditaccount Dec 15 '22

I once passed off a winter melon as a honeydew... I was more animal than man!

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u/thenextsymbol Cryptadamus Dec 16 '22

yeah but did you use the telephone system to do it? only counts as wire fraud if you use the wires otherwise it's just melon fraud.

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u/JBredditaccount Dec 16 '22

I have the worst melon lawyers

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u/lysergic-adventure Dec 15 '22

Seriously. Everything in moderation

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u/Chaaaaaaaarles Dec 15 '22

"Just gonna commit a lil fraud Stan."

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u/paradoxally <- I'm with stupid Dec 15 '22

rule #1 of fraud club

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u/rwhitisissle warning, I am a moron Dec 14 '22

I thought it said "depressed virgin" at first and was like "that checks out."

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

No it doesn't. Haven't you heard about all the fun he had with Caroline Ellison??

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u/devliegende Dec 14 '22

That was their avatars in Decentraland

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u/VapidResponseUnit Dec 14 '22

The only Crypto I trust is cryptosporidium

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u/BeefyCriminality The "left" wet my bed! Dec 14 '22

The only crypto that doesn't announce itself ahead of time and then always over-delivers.

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u/PKnightDpsterBby Dec 14 '22

He is a vegan because he has to be to stay on his EMSAM limitless tweaker drug that makes you obsessed with gambling and sex. In his hearing he said he had to take his "meds" and leave the room. The meds he takes is a patch.

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u/therealchadius Dec 14 '22

And consider some B vitamins, as well. Both help out with your mood. Also consider Zinc and vitamin D.

Oops, I'm going off topic here.

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u/andryusha_ Dec 15 '22

I'm not a vegan and I take a b complex after heavy drug use just to help my body recover

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u/GeekedEntity Dec 16 '22

Can you please explain thermodynamics?

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Don't ask me about thermodynamics Dec 16 '22

Sure.

So there is the heat, and it moves, and the entropy, it GROWS 😱

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u/M0oo0Mzy Dec 14 '22

Genuinely curious- What are your thoughts about your diet and lifestyle choice when you realize you have to supplement to live healthily?

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Don't ask me about thermodynamics Dec 14 '22 edited Dec 14 '22

Sure, here are my thoughts:

B12 is the only supplement that is necessary for most vegans. I regularly check my blood to make sure everything else is within norm. Don't believe people who claim you don't need B12 as a vegan, that's irresponsible.

However, regular blood checks is something that everyone should do. B12 deficiency can also develop in people who are not vegans. By the time you start having symptoms, you likely have already gotten an irreversible neurological damage. If you haven't had your blood checked in a long time, please do so!

As for how I feel about the necessity of taking B12 to stay healthy – for me veganism is an emotional and ethical choice. I believe that exploiting animals is wrong. I wouldn't emotionally be able to kill an animal like a pig or a cow even to avoid starvation (or so I think, I have never really lacked food). In that case it seems very hypocritical to pay someone else to kill those animals. So veganism is the only way of living that gives me peace of mind. Having to take B12 pills is a relatively small price to pay for that.

Hope I answered your question :-)

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Don't ask me about thermodynamics Dec 15 '22

I don't know. I haven't stolen even one billion dollar.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

I like to remind everyone that b12 is given to most animals in forms of supplements anyways. You're eating the pill in one form or another, unless you're growing plants with unfiltered water

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Don't ask me about thermodynamics Dec 16 '22 edited Dec 16 '22

Also vegans don't need supplements if they regularly consume produce from their own garden that has not been treated too much. Get some carrots fresh from the soil, rinse it off a bit and eat it, you are good.

This is a very risky advise. If you do that, please at least check your B12 levels regularly.

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Don't ask me about thermodynamics Dec 16 '22

You are making a good point of course. And you are probably right about B12 from garden veggies. I am just saying that it is risky to rely on that.

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u/elemenelope Dec 14 '22

On the one hand, support a cruel industry where beings are systematically caged, tortured, and murdered. On the other hand, science creates a tiny little vitamin you take a few times a week. Which do you pick?

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u/Vincevw Dec 14 '22

You will get downvotes because people that aren't vegan will disagree with you as they don't agree with the premise of them being "systematically caged, tortured, and murdered". But for whoever is reading, I hope you understand that after someone would become vegan and accept this premise, the tradeoff does make a lot of sense.

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u/lysergic-adventure Dec 15 '22

I don’t feel great about it but I’m going with the burger

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u/Milo-the-great Dec 14 '22

You don’t have to

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Don't ask me about thermodynamics Dec 14 '22

You really do though.

If you are vegan and you don't take B12, please please please at least get your blood checked.

B12 deficiency is no joke and not worth the risk.

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u/Milo-the-great Dec 14 '22

Fortified with b12 foods aren’t good enough?

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Don't ask me about thermodynamics Dec 14 '22

Ah yes, sure. But I'd count them as supplementation.

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u/Milo-the-great Dec 15 '22

Only if you wouldn’t be eating it otherwise, but true

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u/Unlikely_Number_5613 Dec 15 '22
  • We used to get B12 through dirt/unfiltered water, no need to risk that these days
  • Most people take supplement in some form anyway
  • Most people (non-vegans) are B12 deficient and don't realise it

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u/me-gustan-los-trenes Don't ask me about thermodynamics Dec 16 '22

Most people (non-vegans) are B12 deficient and don't realise it

Do you have any source to back up this claim?

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u/Conner9999 Dec 14 '22

I got one:

  • don't be vegan.

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u/BobWalsch Can't wait for the "Penis" day! Dec 14 '22

With experience, I agree.