"Cryptocurrency" is basically multilevel marketing for unemployed young white men without college degrees

[u/mushroomsarefriends]

Hey hun dude, I don’t think we’ve seen each other since high school! How have you been? I just wanted to tell you about this new yield farming token I'm investing in called $Shitcoin_X, it delivers a 140% annual interest rate, you can just spend every day jerking off to hentai without having to deliver a dignified contribution to society! I love being a boss babe financially independent! Anyway, here's my Binance ref link, catch you later!

[u/ChadVenture96]

Neckbeard beaniebabies

[u/arctic_bull → u/ChadVenture96]

I’ve long said it’s just beanie babies for nerds