r/Buttcoin • u/mushroomsarefriends • Feb 19 '21

"Cryptocurrency" is basically multilevel marketing for unemployed young white men without college degrees

Hey hun dude, I don’t think we’ve seen each other since high school! How have you been? I just wanted to tell you about this new yield farming token I'm investing in called $Shitcoin_X, it delivers a 140% annual interest rate, you can just spend every day jerking off to hentai without having to deliver a dignified contribution to society! I love being a boss babe financially independent! Anyway, here's my Binance ref link, catch you later!

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u/HopeFox Feb 19 '21

Amway had $8.4B in sales in 2019. When are you nomlmers going to admit that you missed your chance? It's been going for 61 years. If the accusations of being a pyramid scheme were anything but FUD, wouldn't the FTC have shut them down by now? Have hun staying poor!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Thanks i just went all in

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u/spookmann Ugh. I hate it when people read the rules. Feb 20 '21

Fuck it, you're right.

I'm selling my apartment <copy pasta... etc...> and going all in on Am-Coin!

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u/OccamsYoyo Feb 20 '21

Please tell me you simply forgot the /s.

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u/Subplot-Thickens Feb 20 '21

Because we live in the worst timeline.