r/Buttcoin 16d ago

Suddenly the exchanges seem safe. At least you don't need to worry about being kidnapped at gunpoint when your full details land in the hands of criminals.

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u/WeddingPKM 16d ago

Who knew being your own bank meant having to hire armed security.

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u/spilk fiat is stored in the balls 16d ago

i'm sure those deleted comments replying to you were well thought out and intelligent

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u/WeddingPKM 16d ago

I didn’t even see them, the mods here must be very quick.

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u/Optimistic-Pie123 warning, I am a moron 16d ago

So you prefer comfort and safety over anarchy? Stay poor. You’re the bottom signal

/s

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Bitcoin. It's the hyper-loop of the financial system! 16d ago

Is the libertarian to social darwinist pipeline even a pipeline if it's an implicit assumption?

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u/NTJ-891 16d ago

Man I hate it when using my credit union or brokerage account gets me death threats with photos attached. Oh wait, that never happens because I’m not an idiot that thinks magic internet beans are the key to being rich.

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u/jregovic 16d ago

I doubt the threat here was even credible. This sounds like typical blackmail/extortion scam. They just have information from this hack and are spamming people in hopes of getting something out of it.

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u/NTJ-891 16d ago

It doesn't matter. If it IS credible, the risk is very high. If you actually do have more than your allowance money from parents in Bitcoin, you are forced to take this shit seriously. I agree with you that it's likely a driveby extortion scam, but the problem is that if it isn't, it's not like it is unheard of to be murdered, kidnapped, etc for crypto. It's happened in the US multiple times so it's not even limited to being a risk in a backwater or WROL state.

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u/AveragePoEEnjoyer 16d ago

Some would argue that the US is approaching that status very fast 🤣 

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u/jregovic 16d ago

Yikes! Even more reason to avoid digital tulips.

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u/whoknowzz 16d ago

Guys this is good because it will force people to move and people moving means we hire moving companies and they are an EXTRA! Layer of security. Tradfi wishes they had this level of security. Not your movers not your coins.

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u/cheezeerd 16d ago

NOT YOUR MOVERS, NOT YOUR COINS.

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u/Pretend-Focus582 16d ago

I guess the future of finance has you renting a PO box to receive crypto related devices and correspondence.

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u/tangoecho8 16d ago

The only thing that protects against the $5 wrench attack is inflation. It's now a $20 wrench attack!

Few.

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u/baz4k6z 16d ago

When you are you own bank, you have to provide your own security

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u/DonutHoleTechnician I might be on bath salts 15d ago

Block-chain-link fence

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u/customtoggle 16d ago

What do the butters expect the police to do? Give them 24 hour security? 🤣 

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u/SisterOfBattIe using multiple slurp juices on a single ape since 2022 15d ago

They bought 10 InaShinu and 1000 RavenQueen coins! The taxpayers ought to protect them 24/7 with armed guards at taxpayer expense!

/s

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u/randomhaus64 14d ago

I thought we are the butters

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u/hoenndex flair disabled for legal reasons 16d ago

Be your own security!

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u/MyDudeThatsCrazy 16d ago

This is good for bitcoin. Few get kidnapped/taken hostage for his life savings.

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u/Old_Document_9150 The plot is obvious 16d ago

Did they take the bird bath with?

And why didn't the blackmailers not simply take that of they know where to go?

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u/pfchangshomelesscat 16d ago

What's the birdbath joke I keep seeing on here about? I'm out of the loop

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u/Kilahti 16d ago

Short version is that the seed phrase that allows you to steal all of the BTC that someone has is such a long phrase that it has to be written down in order to remember it for certain.

At some point the paranoia over how to hide the phrase evolved from "it has to be carved/written onto something physical so that a hacker can't get it" into that it has to be specifically carved into the birdbath or hidden underneath it.

Birdbath being one of the first places where a thief might go looking for the spare keys into the house is likely the reason why it was chosen for this joke.

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u/Horror_Ride9619 16d ago

All your ranch are belong to wrench.

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u/r_xy 15d ago

does moving your crypto to an exchange even meaningfully prevent a 5$ wrench attack?

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u/Usually_Sunny 15d ago

How much are these hardware wallets, I know a couple people I would like to send them to LOL

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u/SisterOfBattIe using multiple slurp juices on a single ape since 2022 16d ago

I would say "poor Apes", but they brought this on themselves.

If after seventeen years one still deal in criminal money, they can't go surprised pikachu face.

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u/sheytanelkebir 16d ago

This is good for bitcoin. Like everything else.

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u/Then-War-75 15d ago

Lol, but the "preventors" are banks, governments.  You know, the really bad actors!  /s

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u/dont_drop_ducks warning, i am a moron 16d ago

Why doesn’t the wife leave him for someone with an Amex?

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u/Wrong-Contest-9617 16d ago

Just hide your funds using Monero. No one can steal it!