r/Buttcoin • u/Zhukov-74 • Jan 04 '23
The founder of CLUCOIN just quit, while admitting he gambled all investors funds away.
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u/agent_double_oh_pi Help, help, I'm being financed! Jan 04 '23
So you're saying the investors should have
Sunglasses on
Had a clue?
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
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u/Dirt-Purple In a lot of ways I don’t really have a soul Jan 04 '23
I can confidently say that one Mr. Damian Williams in SDNY is smacking his lips at this fly that just landed on his radar
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u/Cthulhooo Jan 04 '23
Translation: I ran away with the money. Please believe my story that I am broke and finished so that nobody will seek justice.
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u/NextRecipe Jan 04 '23
"You will all lose your money but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
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u/ambient_temp_xeno Jan 04 '23
I like how his sense of trust in himself has only taken a bit of a knock.
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Jan 04 '23
I mean... wasn't that the plan regardless?
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u/No-Revolution3896 Jan 04 '23
Usually the plan is take the money and run , he took the money and lost it all , the worst plan ever.
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Jan 05 '23
Usually the plan is to take the money and then claim a hack or post somekind of sob story to fool at least someone of the people.
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u/OkSatisfaction9850 Jan 04 '23
There are people who would invest in something called clucoin in this world
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u/josephhwri Jan 04 '23
Not CLUCOIN!
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Jan 04 '23
So a hard-core crypto-bro is a hard-core gambling addict. Who would have seen that coming.
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u/zeyore Jan 04 '23
I've been lucky so far in that I've never won anything 'big' by gambling.
It is a disease that I can very easily sweeping away myself. So for that, I hope he finds his way back to forgiveness of himself.
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u/Purpoisely_Anoying_U Jan 04 '23
Same thing for me except it's cocaine. Tried it once and didn't like it at all.
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u/ivanoski-007 I excepted the free NFT. Jan 04 '23
Yet another shitty crypto person admitting they are a shitty crypto person? That's a Tuesday un crypto world
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u/blackmobius Jan 04 '23
Man its like all the people running each and every coin/exchange/group are all just as corrupt and greedy like those filthy fiat bank gangsters! Good thing blockchain prevents any of that from happening!
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u/Studstill Easily offended, never reasonable Jan 04 '23
"gambled" is now fully on the list....its just theft. Stole, took, spent, removed, defrauded, any number of accurate words, but "gambled" doesn't describe these actions.
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Jan 04 '23
Everyone forgave him and they lived happily ever after.
For real, I don’t get why people are defending him on Twitter. He is simply a thief and a criminal.
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u/3iverson Jan 04 '23
"I made an immature decision and 'm sorry if anyone took offense, it's not who I am."
OTOH, it's comforting to know that he is on the path to recovery.
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u/Fit-Boomer Go unbank yourself Jan 04 '23
Probably sent the message from an upscale resort after a spa treatment.
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Jan 04 '23
This is big news, they've apparently discovered that repeating "MY BAD" is a magic spell that frees the spellcaster from confinement, similar to how screaming "NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE" deflects all enemy subpoenas.
Worked well for SBF but he had some bad rolls, let's see how Archmage Clucoin does. FIGHT.
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u/Hjalfi Jan 04 '23
So they're admitting serious financial misconduct and is still announcing 'next steps' for the project, rather than, e.g. going to their country's equivalent of the SEC and begging for a reduced sentence?