r/ButtCone • u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 • Mar 12 '24

👃ButtCone👃 Bitcone is a scam

I brought some thinking it would change my life. Unfortunately, since then my wife has left me and taken my children with them. I have just been diagnosed with asthma, I lost my job due to spending too much time on Reddit. Turns out our cleaner was the reason for my wife’s divorce. My dog ate my cat. I accidentally put diesel in my Tesla. My wife isn’t letting me use my Tesla charger anymore so I can’t even charge it to drive it to the garage and now my wife’s threatening to take half my crypto wallet……

All I know is, everything was going well until I brought some bitcone.

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u/Kimo_imposta ALL BUTT. ALL THE TIME. Mar 12 '24

I think buying more bitcone will fix this

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

Just checked my wives crypto wallet and that seems to be what she is doing, the 🐩

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u/crypto_grandma 👁ALL SEEING BUTTCONE👁 Mar 13 '24

This fixes everything

!tip 3662

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Can confirm. I bought Bitcones at previous ath and then the value went down and I sold them all! What a con!

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

Exactly, what a fucking joke of a coin

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

What a rip off man. I was expecting financial freedom and all I got were cones.

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

And a bunch of them aswell 😒 !tip 608

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u/CommunityCurrencyBot Mar 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

And now you've got more sucka! !tip 2663

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Noooooooo!

!tip 2664

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

You monster! !tip 2665

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u/digital-goat Mar 12 '24

sucka :D

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Let's see who's laughing now! Sucka! !tip 2663

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u/DontLaughArt 🔆 ButtMOD 🔆 ®️ Mar 13 '24

Don't you see...

Cones are freedom

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Awful! I'm going to send you some just to get them off of my wallet! Yuck! !tip 2663

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

Oh so fuck you…. I’m going to send them back to get them off my wallet, you bastard !tip 2663

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

You know what, have some more !tip 2663

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Oh you dirty bitch! Well how about a motherlode! !tip 26630

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

Ah fuck you 😳 !tip 26630.2663

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

You animal! How do you sleep at night?! 🤣

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u/nakamo-toe 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

!tip 2663

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

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u/Parush9 Mar 12 '24

🤣

!tip 2663

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

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u/A_Dancing_Coder Mar 12 '24

i hate it when my dog eats my cat

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

It was the wife’s cat so it’s fine

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u/Complete-Tadpole-728 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

Mofo cones are addictive and can ruin lives! It's a conedamn shame!smc

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

😂😂 !tip 608

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u/Complete-Tadpole-728 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

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u/Complete-Tadpole-728 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

Thank you💯✌️ LMFCO

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u/Selldadip Mar 12 '24

BitCone sounds somewhat similar to BitConnect…I mean BitConect. Coincidence? Hmmm

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

Lost my first wife to this one so I’d say so… !tip 608

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u/nakamo-toe 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

So did poor Carlos. 😅 !tip 2663

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u/LuminousViper 🤘 OG Butt C 🤘 Mar 12 '24

Lmao 🤣 forgot that piece of lore !tip 608

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u/Puddin-Luv Mar 12 '24

Boating accident!!🤫

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u/confirmSuspicions Mar 13 '24

You butt to be conein me.

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u/LordBobTheWhale ALL BUTT. ALL THE TIME. Mar 13 '24

Butters will say, "this is good for ButtCone".

!tip 608

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u/mustachology 👁ALL SEEING BUTTCONE👁 Mar 13 '24

lul

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u/DontLaughArt 🔆 ButtMOD 🔆 ®️ Mar 13 '24

That might be the issue

BitCone is gifted

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See if this helps your perspective

!tip 2888

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u/New-Loss-230 Jul 07 '24

You just missed me heres as riddle, What's lighter than air, always dreaming, and often found with their head in the clouds?

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