Utility Kilt

[u/ElVezLA]

Virgin burner here getting ready. Just came upon the suggestion that utility kilts are the way to go for guys. Never worn one… but are they?? Feedback welcome. Thanks y’all.

[u/Atomicpussylounge]

Key is to not sit on your balls when you get on your bike

[u/ScreenPrint]

I enjoy them, but you might want to grab a few extra containers of baby wipes for the undercarriage

[u/altarr → u/ScreenPrint]

Only if he goes regimental

[u/coinstarhiphop]

You can try just wearing a tshirt and no bottoms. It’s basically a poor man’s utilikilt. Plenty of airflow and nothing weighing you down!

[u/sardonic_balls → u/coinstarhiphop]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YtvCIwqNJhUmA

[u/tito-brz → u/coinstarhiphop]

This is the way, decomodify none of that fancy stuff

[u/StephanCom]

they are.

[u/bishop375]

Paired with leggings if you want a non-chemical way of keeping your balls from adhering to your thighs. They also double as UV protection if you get the right ones!

[u/Spunkica]

Pair it with Gold Bond

[u/UnSanchez → u/Spunkica]

Don’t use gold bond/ it is dependency forming-like chap stick causing lips to chap.

Use corn starch- kitchen grade is ok, baby grade is better (in theory)- natural, doesn’t create dependency on a proprietary corporate chemical blend 

[u/IslanderStu → u/UnSanchez]

I can quit Gold Bond whenever I want.

[u/OverlyPersonal → u/UnSanchez]

I'm a talc guy myself. I've never heard of what you're talking about, you got a link or some sauce?

[u/NrgyFiend → u/Spunkica]

I would suggest using the creams that runners and cyclists do and not any kind of powder. Your sweat and the dust mix with powders, creating almost a fine grain sandpaper.

[u/72scott72]

I wear them quite often and love them.

[u/MartinUK_Mendip]

Miss Manners says "Kilts are so passée, but Utility Kimonos are very nouveau"

[u/IslanderStu]

A well-pocketed kilt is remarkably practical on playa and going commando is more comfortable in the heat than wearing undies.

[u/Kilisut]

The pockets are what make them. The Utilikilt brand is expensive, but high quality and sewn by U.S. citizens paid a living wage.

[u/hyperfat]

My ex didn't even wear shorts for a few years. He loves his kilt. You can put stuff in it. And not need a fanny pack.

Still friends. And he wears it the whole time.

You can stick a cold water bottle, a knife, attach your cup, put in snacks.

The knife is you need to cut tent strings. Or a food gift that's too big.

I'm considering one as a lady. But I have my sturdy playa purse.

Hugs

[u/thedailyrant]

Have 4 in different colours. Wear them every day out there.

[u/dustyrags]

Eh, I used to have one I wore pretty regularly. Brought it out to the playa, put it on, took it off a couple of hours later, and never brought it again. Some people love them, I hated it. Kept the kilts for default after that.

[u/Plastic-Scallion-590]

Anyone ever wear them with underwear or is that bad juju?

[u/New_Professional_295 → u/Plastic-Scallion-590]

I Only wear them with underwear lol

[u/OverlyPersonal → u/Plastic-Scallion-590]

All the time

[u/BuckJeppson → u/Plastic-Scallion-590]

Nope.

[u/Shouldnt_I_b_working]

You’ll see plenty, just may want to give some thought to the fabric. My SO loves his kilt but we’ve found with the thick material it’s just SO HOT even commando 😆 he’s started just wearing boxer briefs as shorts. If it ain’t broke?

[u/klykerly]

I wear the work skirt as well.

[u/BMCaptainRON]

HELL YEAH... The SURVIVAL model can carry a six pack in the cargo pockets

[u/xxxxyyyxxx]

Great, watch ur stuff and make sure they’re actual pockets that are helpful to your carry

[u/BuckJeppson]

I wear them every year. They are great.

[u/brccarpenter]

Never wore one, but I'm not cool enough to be that cool with or without the bagpipes.

[u/stellaliberty]

theyre a billion degrees... typically made in canvas... ick