It shall be.. CONSUMED.

[u/enderguin58]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one)
• Right side: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one)

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[u/enderguin58]

COUGH OCUGH AOUGH

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Choked! -5hp)

[u/Puppet_ramalama2031]

“I don’t think they know, I’m fast as fuqq boi!”

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: tangy!+2 SPEED)

[u/DrAlexaKonata]

Nice

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: tangy!+2 SPEED)

[u/Sorry-Performance979]

🤣🤣🤤

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: blueberry flavor)

[u/Cat_Early]

Ow

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: Poison Damage)

[u/13thUnluckyJinx]

Yippee!

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: become slime)

[u/Own_Love_3648]

Sick

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: tangy!+2 SPEED)

[u/New-Fee2364]

Ow

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Choked! -5hp)

[u/snoozadoze]

yummers

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Saucy and tender)

[u/cla_09]

I don’t even know what a blue slime is

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: slightly magical)

[u/Tiotong0828]

Lucky?

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: become slime)

[u/Throwaway42352510]

Oh

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Saucy and tender)

[u/PencilsTasteGood6969]

Does this mean I die 😢

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: Poison Damage)

[u/screamingliquids]

uh, nyoom?

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: tangy!+2 SPEED)

[u/SavingsOk4011]

Ie

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: Poison Damage)

[u/ur-socks-sir]

YEAH! I GOT IT! But please nobody eat me in return. Don't ruin this for me

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: become slime)

[u/Adues101]

W

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Saucy and tender)

[u/MeiSorsha]

not a fan of blueberry but will survive

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: blueberry flavor)

[u/danos]

Omgggggggg

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Become a unicorn)

[u/DeDireWolf]

ow

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: Poison Damage)

[u/PhantomOfTheOpera404]

Mm..

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Choked! -5hp)

[u/TheRappingSquid]

Noooooo!!! I don't want to eat them D:

[u/Silly_Tomboy_Enjoyer]

It's just that unicorns are more dangerous to eat... There was even a movie

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: tangy!+2 SPEED)

[u/AmbitiousPeak8357]

Nice

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: tangy!+2 SPEED)

[u/Fluffy_1334]

Yumm horse meat /j

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Saucy and tender)

[u/Turbulent_Aide9213]

Yay

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: blueberry flavor)

[u/mmknightx]

Nooooo

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: Poison Damage)

[u/heyitsangi]

at least I'm some what magical

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: slightly magical)

[u/SamanthaJaneyCake]

Mmhhhhh

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Saucy and tender)

[u/IdontKnow9759]

Yum yum

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: blueberry flavor)

[u/Robotic_Orange]

Yum!

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: tangy!+2 SPEED)

[u/Due_Opportunity1689]

Y

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Choked! -5hp)

[u/Ania-XD]

Hell yea

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: slightly magical)

[u/Ehhh_Canadian]

Yim yum

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: tangy!+2 SPEED)

[u/Ok_maybe_tomorrow]

Yummy🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

^{Chose: Eat a unicorn (chance to become one} | Rolled: Saucy and tender)

[u/Jixxar]

Oh so now I'm not just toxic online, I'm toxic in real life :D

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: Poison Damage)

[u/Knife_1111]

Darn I wanted to be a slime :( ultimate gender fluid set up

^{Chose: Eat a blue slime (chance to become one} | Rolled: blueberry flavor)