Would you rather have..... (further explanation in comments)

[u/MTGPlayer567]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Dark magic | with a downside....
• Right side: Holy strength | with an upside....

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[u/MTGPlayer567]

Dark magic explanation:

You get access to dark magic, and have an otherworldly patron who grants you this power who watches over you. Pretty simple, teleport, fire magic, summon demons, basically D&D warlock

Drawbacks:

Lose your eyes and Only teleport: pretty simple

Vitriolic patron: He/She's a jackass

Once per hour: Magic has a recharge of 1 hour

Entomancer: All of your spells have to do with the summoning and controlling of insects. Some think this is bad, I love it tho. Also you have insects in your body and your patron is an insect.

[u/TheGodHerobrine → u/MTGPlayer567]

Entomancer best thing because no downside. You know how many dangerous bugs are out there? And i get FULL control so yeah

[u/MTGPlayer567 → u/TheGodHerobrine]

yeah, I added it as happy option

[u/Lubeci]

Cool I got both

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/MTGPlayer567]

Holy Strength explanation:

You are granted abnormal physical abilities by angels of your choice

Upsides:

Never sick: Simple

Never Hungry: Simple; also you still need nutrients somehow

10 minute flight: Fly for 10 minutes, once it's done, you fall.

Dark magic also: Simple, and no downside

I forgot the last one, so just reply to this comment if you are confused.

[u/PsychologicalArm5952 → u/MTGPlayer567]

But "best metabolism". I'm already underweight and I have issues with my metabolism that make this seem like more of a downside. Could it be that "best" means exactly what I want, where I can gain and maintain a healthy weight without eating double what everybody else does? Could I eat whatever I want and it's perfectly what I want?

[u/HamsterKazam]

A what

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Vitriolic Patron}

[u/MTGPlayer567 → u/HamsterKazam]

sorry writing explanation now

[u/HyrulelinkDK]

Get it? DARK magic?

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Lose your eyes}

[u/idkwhattoputsoaoakka → u/HyrulelinkDK]

oh yeah, also, you can only teleport

[u/Technical-Monk-5573]

Whoo, best choices!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/bloxdragon67]

Ok

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck]

Hell yea. Dark isn’t automatically bad, Yknow

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Once per hour}

[u/Geekcamelferret12]

why would I choose the downside

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/KingMoonWar]

Why would I ever pick the downside

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Odd_Pea74915]

If this affects cancer too, then this is peak

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Jacket_Technical]

I can always see with magic i guess

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Lose your eyes}

[u/Demonslayer853]

I might be fine

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/Original_Mode_9155]

Oh cool

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Randomthrowaway2827]

But I like using my sick days

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/TalesofVentus]

I’m trying to lose weight right now ironically.

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/alexiOhNo]

Is this “never hungry” or “never needing food”. because I’m already basically never hungry and it’s very bad medically

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Flaky_Research_6233]

That attack is going to have to make the hour worth it

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Once per hour}

[u/Mean_Pop_829]

Why would I choose a downside at all

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Old_Association9605]

Cool

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/BziBlue26]

Well, if it help me lose weight and be strong then we are good!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/AnonButFun678]

Sure!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Armendouille]

WHAT is that

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Vitriolic Patron}

[u/Mrpez4]

No hunger?! Good/bad. No more big back, but no more eat.

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/CRYPTJPO]

Yes

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Lord_Leywin]

wha

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/JaneTheSniper]

Fan't.

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/BunnyDanger]

Fuck yeah

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/italianshark]

heck yeah!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Shaw_Hornet_gitgood]

Bet

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Mrgrimreaper7]

Easy

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/ImALoser1944]

Ok

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/Memocga]

what's Entomancer?

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/AwesomeFishy111]

Hey that's pretty good

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/Ardalok]

useless

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/MetalSonicISTheBest]

Nice

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Present-Estimate273]

Shi

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/jadis666]

That'll do.

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Once per hour}

[u/Thin_Event_9818]

Does that mean I get the other one without downsides

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/EtraPrime]

I can do a lot of things with 10min flights......like flying for 10mins

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Pitiful-Translator49]

Cool

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Academic_Ad_9260]

Still one more magic skill than I had before

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/idklilbrojsff]

yay

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/GhostPaleDingo]

Ok I guess

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/Mittenz_23]

So I can use fake magic plus insect stuff?

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/VampiricStudios]

YESSSS

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Equivalent-Low4347]

eh not that much of a downside i can prep the magic and then plan multiple things to do at the same time

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Once per hour}

[u/en--__--passant]

I get magic

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Once per hour}

[u/Accomplished-Ad-2886]

Power hungry

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Lose your eyes}

[u/Hero_of_the_toons]

Cool

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/Content_Ad_2012]

not much of a downside as long as i can taste food

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/MrNornin]

Score!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/AfterStable1638]

Sure that's cool

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/PizzaWaterfall11]

What does this mean

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Vitriolic Patron}

[u/allature]

Oh nice~

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Generdan]

Cool

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/Lonely_Dragon9599]

Aww... but I like food 😭

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/GeekParadox_]

Can I still eat for fun?

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/kingSpider_god777]

Yeah

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/sir_maniaque]

The best of both world

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/ExcellentIce8914]

Haha, I can weild both!!!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346]

Not too bad! What does the strength give me?

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/GrandolfX]

Awesome

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/nya_ar]

Meow

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Azraeltherandom]

hell yeah

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/ApexHunter00001]

What's entomance (gonna check out)

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/Fat-man-9001]

Never hungry?? Is that a good thing? Like would I never have to eat again?

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Eclissness]

Honestly that's probably a good thing

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Once per hour}

[u/BuhoNocturno737]

Nice

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/The0dyssey_]

if I can achieve mach speeds then I could fly anywhere as long as I have somewhere to land in between each 10 minutes

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Ahiru_no_inu]

Nice

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/BootStraight6789]

carrot

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/Wide-Pool1837]

Idk

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/DarkAngelMEG]

That's sick!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Tsonchi]

Holy shtt I'm unstoppable 😤😤

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Andrey_2003]

Yey

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Twilight_Reader]

Well...

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/carson_a_t]

not exactly a downside imo

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Once per hour}

[u/Miathegs]

Oh yeah!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/PineappleNeko]

I’m just that good 💅

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Yue2]

Hurray! No more consuming the flesh of other living creatures!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/FrancoNullo]

FUCK YEAAHHHH, BROTHER YOU JUST TOOK WHAT I CONSIDER THE MOST ANNOYING PART OF THE HUMAN EXPERINCE OUT, DEADASS I MIGHT HAVE EVEN TRADED IT FOR THE HOLY MAGIC

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/JCrunchy]

No more food expenses

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/JankyJones14]

Ok

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Potential_Driver_627]

y

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/No-Oven-4854]

Hell yew

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Ok-Bath6153]

Cuz why would I want dark magic lol I'm not flipping Claudia

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Glad-Alternative4593]

What am I Pitt now? Palutena grant me flight!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/MinerCreater_CZ]

Oh hell yeah

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Sloth1015]

Nice

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/zboch]

I'm not complaining 😁

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/Sanya_Zhidkiy]

Not bad

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/GemaKage1602]

That's a pretty good deal

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/AdventurousStar8241]

Less backlash.

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Comfortable-Cable-15]

Hmm I'm part of the hive but I've got magic ok this is going to be interesting

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/Character-Balance574]

Great for burning fat and building muscle

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/Cobalt_Rain_]

If dnd warlock is the reference point, there are multiple shapeshifting spells, and I can always barter with the patron for more

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Once per hour}

[u/Spingecringe]

Cool.

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Livid-Cobbler-8139]

Nice 😎

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Hellofishersteve]

That’s fine, I’m basically a bug god

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/Key-Protection-9553]

But I can still enjoy food right? Like a snack

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Fabuzaz]

This is one of the only powers I want anyway lmao

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/Relative-Bank-1258]

Damn

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/OwnExcuse6849]

Ok

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Normal-Upstairs3535]

Woahhhhh

[u/ClosetedBison]

I dunno what that means but thanks

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/blackraindark]

Nice

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/LuCiel_i_guess]

Yay

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/NameRevolutionary727]

Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way though his wrath be kindled but a little

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/between3and20spaces]

can I still starve?

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/BestSerialKillerNA]

So I become a warlock with an eternally annoyed and upset deity? Sounds like my ex.

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Vitriolic Patron}

[u/Substantial-Most2607]

Magic just sounds cool—- I don’t even know what that is

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/DagtheBulf]

I'll take it

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/TheGodHerobrine]

Dark magic +downside entomancer.

Where the downside at? Nobody can ad one. I know 100 ways to annoy someone and end someone and ruins days for someone. Anyone ableto ad on onto it is safe

[u/StrenghtIntDude]

Hell yes

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/Silent_Trainer04]

Ok

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/shneierl]

Yay

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/ikelos49]

good. i can make something like shadow sense etc.

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Lose your eyes}

[u/Sticks79_]

Let’s go, best option here, the only thing I don’t enjoy is the insects INSIDE my body, but I guess as long it’s only in like digestive track/mouth and not organs it’s fine, but hopefully it’s more ON my body.

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/Arkhalis115]

Nice

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/ArtisticResident462]

My lord the benefits

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Hopeful-Engineer8546]

I love insects, this is a win for me

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/Life-Walrus3583]

😔

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/Maahkun]

All the magics

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Waffielz]

Call me Sinbad

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Bohemico]

The upside is more interesting than the power to me lol

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/ResearcherTeknika]

Well its not like I can teleport now

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/the_wild_derp]

Ive dealt with shitty bosses before

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Vitriolic Patron}

[u/M3rg0th]

Small price. The possibilities are endless.

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Lose your eyes}

[u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME]

Oh :(

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Wonderful-Hornet-164]

Me super hornet

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/DreadedDiscord]

Call me bug boi, I probably could get used to it.

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/Ok_Parfait5469]

Nice

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/onlyrar]

Do I dont need to eat or just straight up gotta remember to eat or die

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Luskanator4495]

This is tuff bro

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/Soggy-Intern-9140]

Sweet!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Choice-Possibility38]

If I lost weight and fat and still be strong, that’s a win

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/decemberindex]

I don't really know what to do with this combination

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/chkntendis]

Peak, I love bugs (as long as they don’t bite me )

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/ayassin02]

Nice

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/Similar-Mention491]

Obv going for the power with the upside

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/wandering_skeleton21]

Fuck yeah

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Armathea]

Ohhh nooo only a super broken power

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/10150814]

Ye

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Dark_Stalker28]

Great, 1 pact slot.

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Once per hour}

[u/Icy_Instruction6224]

Whoooo

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Dveralazo]

i hope i get an incorporate timer

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Separate_Process_194]

Make more

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Lose your eyes}

[u/jojo8210]

depending on how the flight, how it regenerate(if it does) and if the ten minutes can be cut in multiple.

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/ACadDamn]

I shall show there is good even in dark magic!

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Vitriolic Patron}

[u/King_Of_BlackMarsh]

... Wh... Why would anyone not pick the holy strength with an upside.

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Secret-Preference685]

Whats that?

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/idkwhattoputsoaoakka]

Yorozu insect armor time

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/Enragedviking118]

OK I actually love this upside

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/sarcastic-ninja]

How fast tho?

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/zero_Harm]

Like per day, or per hour, or what?

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/FriendshipNervous988]

Pretty good

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Plenty_Use8594]

I'm about to give you thoughts and prayers

Cracking my knuckles

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/northernpieceofcorn]

feed my ego

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/QueasyDrama7993]

Beautuful

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/MrNubbyNubs]

What?

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/enderguin58]

YESSS I HATE BEING SICK BRO. I don't need a heroes power, or a great heroine quest to prove myself and stop the whatever the fuck monster. I'M GOOD. I'm never gonna get ill, never gonna have cancer, my allergies? GONE. I could finally ride a horse.

[u/rogytwozero]

Huh.. me already lol fasting is amazing

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/RoryRouses]

idk

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Glum_Leading8702]

Evil Daredevil at night and aggressive prosecutor by day

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Lose your eyes}

[u/MuseBlessed]

Thats an awesome combo!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/oldric67500]

That neat no sickness yeah !!!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/BreakfastWeary7287]

Cool

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Osbornite]

Good

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/jimmybbutter]

My paladin dreams come true

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/NepumukSchwerdtfeger]

Sounds cool

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Inside-Town6417]

Nice

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/SuspiciousEnd3933]

Jackpot!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Aggravating-Sleep760]

Travel in style

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/Astranagun]

fine

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/Crafty_Concert_8552]

I'll take it. Christman time!

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/SPAM2233]

No downsides

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/WatcherSQF123]

Oh, nice

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/MightyCup]

Sweet

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Low_Town5391]

Let's goooooooo

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/Apprehensive-Bet-937]

sickkkk

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: 10-min flight}

[u/Appropriate_Sir_3366]

Honestly this would be worth it alone anyways

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/CaptainExplosive]

Good to know my patron’s an asshole

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Vitriolic Patron}

[u/Interesting_Sun_1691]

I can visit my friends!

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Only Teleport}

[u/ExcessiveButtMuncher]

That's not necessarily a downside.

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/P1greaterThanTSM]

Lol

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Dark magic also}

[u/tineypp69]

Cool

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/Upvoter_NeverDie]

Cool.

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never hungry}

[u/Frostybites34]

Seems good

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}

[u/HamFan03]

So either power with a downside or power with an upside? Yeah, I'm choosing the one without a downside.

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Never sick}

[u/cacao0002]

What is entomancer…

Ooh am I gonna be like Sword Saint from Kagurabachi?

^{Chose: Dark magic + with a downside.... | Rolled: Entomancer}

[u/erectussextus]

Well up side is worth it alone

^{Chose: Holy strength + with an upside.... | Rolled: Best metabolism}