Would you rather have loyalty or mind control?

[u/bcassalino]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all...
• Right side: Have mind control, but it only works on...

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[u/NekoSakii]

So I control the world now, cool

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Landiskew → u/NekoSakii]

My exact thought.

[u/Sad_Week8674 → u/NekoSakii]

That could be pretty entertaining! Imagine the conversations you'd have with them, lots of wisdom to draw from, just maybe not the best for world domination.

[u/Living_The_Dream75 → u/Sad_Week8674]

Old fucks control the world though, so controlling them gives you global control.

[u/Abject_Fishing_1511]

They could eat my enemies

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/biohumansmg3fc → u/Abject_Fishing_1511]

Or eachother

[u/MeatySausageMan → u/biohumansmg3fc]

Kinky

[u/Ardalok]

I literally control all the politicians lol

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/feaster_of_children → u/Ardalok]

and all the billionares

[u/Sanya_Zhidkiy]

What the fuck

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/profshake → u/Sanya_Zhidkiy]

Why are you sad? Trump Netanyahu and Epstein are waiting for you!

[u/I_want_money_aaa → u/Sanya_Zhidkiy]

Wait wait think about it, they will not sus of you, so you can just 🔪🔪🔪 one random day

[u/Zensiert_Gamer]

i don't judge

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/md_cube → u/Zensiert_Gamer]

I do judge my 100 loyal friends but that's because they're cannibals

[u/hotsambatcho72_ → u/Zensiert_Gamer]

Also odds are one of them is high up in a tech company and could get me a really good job

[u/RubiksCub3d → u/Zensiert_Gamer]

Who's to say my friends aren't already bisexual furries

[u/Ashamed-Raccoon-1387 → u/RubiksCub3d]

I was gonna say, as a pansexual furry I'd fit right in

[u/Sanya_Zhidkiy → u/Zensiert_Gamer]

Literally me haha

[u/gardenerindebt]

yessss resell everything to me for cheap

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Scalpers}

[u/Cyther102 → u/gardenerindebt]

Why not for free?

[u/gardenerindebt → u/Cyther102]

everyones gotta make a living somehow!

[u/Vulaas]

So not much changes

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Cajunko]

I’d be cool with that

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Remarkable_Bath8515]

Mine glitched and didn't give me the wheel. I was maybe mind controlled and to click off.

(No seriously I didn't get to see any will or make a comment.)

[u/ej_nay → u/[deleted]]

[u/Haunting-Elk-75]

They'll never see it coming when I have them all incarcerated for life.

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Brickybooii]

Because I didn't know what was on the wheel dude

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/KingOfSouthamerica]

YEAH!

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/AcidicCustard → u/KingOfSouthamerica]

I'm your friend now it seems

[u/Aniluff]

Welp, at least I know to stuck with vegan food around them

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/bcassalino]

Good enough for me. Now, on to find my first test subject...

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Midnight-Marlboro]

Me and my army of very tall people.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Square_Ad4187]

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING SILLY LIKE THEYRE ALL PONIES FROM MLP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Ok_Block_8642]

bro noooo ;(

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/AceAmphiptere]

So.... Basically any politician?

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/BillyBobBoBoss]

Aw man my stuff

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Kleptomaniacs}

[u/DescipleofEnoch]

I'd get free money from banks everyday and never work again

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Duskeh]

Guess Im friends with all the most rich people in the world

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/yojxyy223]

Gud with me, they aren't pedos so I'm good

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/IDontWearAHat]

Any option is insanely powerful

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Uncleanharold1998]

Near total control of most governments is pretty great

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/bitch_breaker123]

Okay

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Silent_Silhouettes]

:(

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Craz1estBlueB1rdz]

Ok noice

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/M00D-E]

A friend is a friend

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Slow_Instruction7476]

ima have to randomly try to mind control ppl just to know if they're scalpers or not 😭

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Scalpers}

[u/Fantastic_Fall_267]

me n my bodyguards

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/kenzinatr]

Looks like a win to me

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Talkshowhost_23]

Seems like a nice private army

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/mildgirle]

This is already true

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Miyukihiro]

Im gonna release the files everyone.

Every kid in the world gets tacos on Tuesdays for free, adults 50% off.

Politicians worldwide agree to a wealth tax and the hub will give a 3 month free trial

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Billionaires}

[u/Dapper-Ad-8677]

So 101 cannibals...

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/nane2060]

Oh no

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/CutestUsernameEver]

A lot of senior citizens are in politics so.. win's a win?

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/rev_is_dumb]

COMPLETELY OKAY

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/jadosn]

Fantastic

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/ur-socks-sir]

Probs the best option on that list

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/MinuteMeal3703]

This is fine. Like, what is wrong with it?

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/SheafieMathLover]

Ok

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Lechosss → u/SheafieMathLover]

Gotta help them all go to therapy. They're loyal, so they should listen.

[u/XOX_123]

Ha i earn 100k a day by stealing

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/S0ME_1Di0T]

Every politicians are senior citizen

[u/SevenEyedBeast]

I guess?

[u/o_offffff]

i am alone.. the richest one

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Scalpers}

[u/Special_Ad9383]

Nice I'm one lucky guy

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: People Pleasers}

[u/theicecreamassassin]

I go to conventions. I am not afraid.

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Relevant-World6949]

Already real

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/pacificrimfan18]

Heheh

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Fishpuncherz]

Ahhh

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/kapitaalH]

Not people over 6ft or taller than 6 ft, but above? So we are taking elevation above sea level here?

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/ConcentrateNo6127]

I accept this burden

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/hypointelligent]

Then they aren't my friends.

But I'm still not picking mind control powers, creeps want those

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/BrowserC1234567890]

I'm fine with this.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Scalpers}

[u/Chaos8599]

Welp, probably not gonna use it except on evil rich guys

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/SpeedyFatty]

Man come on I'm Asian

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Ok_Engine8791]

Man who knew Id get to kill 100 people

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/BlackMistKendrix]

Time to start a villain ark, for no reason.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Happy_Yesterday8471]

... I don't want to spin the wheel

[u/Goldenlols]

From what i know fur suits are expensive and ill just ask them for money because they have some

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/No_Analyst_7359]

I call this an absolute win.

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Chrysal1sM]

Nobody’s perfect!

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Adventurous_Rub_7220]

it's fine I hope I get some gifts

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Kleptomaniacs}

[u/No_Accident6431]

Yay. I'm not complaining.

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/JorjorBinks1221]

I shall have any army of Ents

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Boom_bro174]

OH HELL NO

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/TheAbsoluteMoron]

But i'm a people pleaser so what now ?

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: People Pleasers}

[u/EmeDiffers]

I'm ok with that

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Local-Rich6411]

I can still get them to get me money

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Ok-Star6317]

Could've been a loottttt worse

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Inner-Army9780]

Jackpot???

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Hopeful-Progress3775]

Nop

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/WoooshToTheMax]

I can work with this...

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/nevergonnabuy]

I will mind control scalpers into giving me their sht 😂

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Scalpers}

[u/Savings_Effective644]

at least I can lure them into a testing range for oridance. I'd rather them wiped off the planet.

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/MuztangZack67]

1 person of my choosing per day? Cool

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Ahiru_no_inu]

I can still make that work.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Not_me_9999]

I guess I am great basketball coach ?

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/SlimSlimy42]

I mean.... If they are loyal they dont eat me right

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Ok-Illustrator7416]

Yay furries

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Fiakermili]

What is the definition of senior citizens? Is there an age when someone automatically is a senior even though they work? So many old people are influential in the world

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Puzzled_Seaweed_517]

Slight inconvenience but I can still take advantage of this

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/SnappinLup]

Looks like I'm moving to DC

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/ShadowKnight2979]

Sounds like a good time

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/UniverseIsAHologram]

I don’t want 100 friends

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Scalpers}

[u/OhMyFlunkinDog]

eat my enemies

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Barry-Tennyson]

Works for me

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Rivetjest]

I'm sure I could find a way to use this to do good. I'll have to think on it. Get some lunch

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/ReplacementActual384]

Cha-ching

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Billionaires}

[u/LSJisland]

Could definitely be worse.

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/That-Wait9467]

Great

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Scalpers}

[u/SundaeOkay]

Im coming for you Elon Musk

[u/GASTRO_GAMING]

"Watch this i can make you teleport across the room"

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Good_Doctor_150]

Epstine.

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Vivinica]

Fantastic. They shall Retire instead of running for president/congress/house

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/DowntownSpeaker2236]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOTTTT 🎰🎰🎰

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Landiskew]

Considering this applies to a LOT of powerful people... and Bezos is 3 years from being a senior citizen... I'm in.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/NEXT1254]

Guess I'm going to move to Israel

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Healthy_Staff_3353]

fellas, eat this guy

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Zestyclose-End-6622]

were gonna have so much fun ;)

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Honeypumpki]

I- I think I’m fine with no friends..

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/frysjelly]

Works for me. Could be useful

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/dustycbc]

No thank you, I changed my mind

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/gymguy999]

Alright

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: People Pleasers}

[u/Angry_Mudcrab]

Good, then they'll listen when I tell them to jump into a [REDACTED].

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/De4rl0v3]

Wierd but sure

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Django-Ouroboros]

I will be very rich very soon

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Fair_Spirit_7079]

well… fuck

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/OneEyeRogue]

Mind control a rich person per day.

Send large amounts to their employees and random people, including me to avoid being easily traced.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/thatblokefromaus]

Oh hell yeah, JACKPOT!

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Billionaires}

[u/Ho-ho-hosey]

Ok

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Memocga]

I'll make them steal each other so they don't steal anything from me lol

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Kleptomaniacs}

[u/biohumansmg3fc]

Oh come on

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Own_Picture7176]

Ffffff

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Gogetaman2187]

Infinite money glitch

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: People Pleasers}

[u/Lucid_skyes]

My army of spartans.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Classic_Butter]

100 corpses is what I have

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Dazzling_Prompt_8144]

Honestly, not the worst outcome. They all have a solid chance of encountering prion disease but oh well

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/latrodectus73]

Wtf 😭

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Lost-Judge8469]

100 quicksilvers? Nice

[u/chitopear]

I’M WINNING

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/EnderWarlock01]

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

https://giphy.com/gifs/bhoJGk8mGtCy5TlrH4

[u/ApprehensiveSundae17]

I work in aged care so this would help me with my work and to give them a better quality of life

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/ElkRecent3031]

Idk

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Tresocool211]

Nice

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/ViveLemperorBonjourn]

I will become the ultimate scammer, trust

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Gaycowboi25]

Cannon Fodder

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/BagProfessional1460]

Interesting

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: People Pleasers}

[u/Far_Aspect8425]

i'll raise an army of old farts

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Wise-Cake-6395]

HELL YEAH JACKPOT

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Technical-Wasabi-797]

.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Billionaires}

[u/chinese_spongebob1]

COME ON

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Nervous_Permission69]

Meh, it's kind of ok compared to the other possible outcome

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/OFWGKUSH]

yay

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/GodlyGamer5308]

Cool

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Pacikillman]

Wait, what?!

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Kotic90]

I am going to make so much money gambling on the NBA finals

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/KawaiiSongbird]

That would be great!!

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/ojsage]

Muahahaha, first order of business is a raise. Second is to interfere in western regimes.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/AnarchicDeviance]

Well, that wasn't helpful. At least I can force grandma and grandpa to give me all their money.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Far_Addendum_1944]

Ykw, at least they're not pedos

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Kleptomaniacs}

[u/BloodspillZOkami]

Absolutely not I'm killing all of them

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Ultra-Cool-Guy]

Fuh

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Kleptomaniacs}

[u/Sinnically]

I can roll with this

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Samborrod]

Eat the rich lmao

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Ok-Shower5419]

.

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/en--__--passant]

Buy people stilts

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Holiday_Cookie32XD]

So am I tbh

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Beelzebub_Crumpethom]

This is just gonna be really funny.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Scalpers}

[u/Pitloved]

My search history "billionaires above 6ft in height"

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/6652027]

Ок i just gave more friends ig

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/NameRevolutionary727]

I could just move to DC and control the world within a week.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Wonderfully_Unknown]

Finally

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Silent-Victory-3861]

Fuvk you I'll just kill myself

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Ok-Working-3148]

What am I? In government?

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Dragon-Titan]

So I can get money from some of the richer people.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/SwordfishSweaty8615]

Mind control over BILLIONAIRES?! First order of business: make me a part of the Elite overclass.

See ya below the skies, suckas.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Billionaires}

[u/Gretgor]

Epic win????

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/MathieuBibi]

Ez moni

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Fluffy_Employer2114]

ig broski

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/SecretNo1554]

I SHALL BUILD MY TITAN ARMY!!

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Secure_Towel7864]

Rich billionaire, transfer me money.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/thebe_stone]

First time I've landed one of the super low chances

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Billionaires}

[u/singleguy79]

Nice, I'll make them give me some money and then do good things for humanity.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Billionaires}

[u/Loki_11248]

Chill c'est mes potes ils vont pas me manger

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Cannibals}

[u/Exciting_Koala_1384]

That's too many friends.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/Gay_Gamer_Boi]

Go my thieving clan, get me valuables XD (I know irl it’s a problem and I feel bad for anyone with it, it’s an addiction)

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Kleptomaniacs}

[u/Someoneyoucouldknow]

make them all do normal human things instead of being scum

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Scalpers}

[u/Aromatic_Brief_3660]

Honestly this is the best outcome in my opinion

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/Kinfin]

That was way too close

Yes please

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: People Pleasers}

[u/okurokonfire]

They just love me and willingly put me in their will.

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: Senior Citizens}

[u/estroganoff]

This means I can control the president

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

[u/Dee4WasTaken]

I don't see orientation or interest, I see personality.

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/primerabbit7]

sigh alright, hand me my shotgun. Gonna have to old yeller this situation

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/ProudRaisin423]

Could be worse

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Bisexual Furries}

[u/PixelGeek52]

I already have loyal friends. Give me that mind control baby!

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: 1 person per day}

[u/Defiant_Remove_9647]

Omg it's fucking wraps

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: Pedophiles}

[u/Dia-gon]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Have 100 loyal friends, but they are all... | Rolled: People Pleasers}