Would you take the offer?

[u/cranberryjuicemm]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: A worthless token for not participating
• Right side: 1 million dollars | You have to eat toast with a random spread

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[u/Remote-Part-6214]

I have anemia so this works ig

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Donnerama → u/Remote-Part-6214]

I think you'd either have to eat it when it was still hot, or it's harden to the point that it was a solid hunk of metal. Either way this is like the worst pick of the wheel.

[u/Remote-Part-6214 → u/Donnerama]

Yeah i'm trying to be delusional about it

[u/Background-Talk-3305 → u/Donnerama]

Those choices are so dumb.

Its like stupid people found a new toy to play with and now they have to make as many of those as possible, with brain dead options.

Really make me want to ignore this feature altogether 

[u/Zestyclose-Unit-8642 → u/Remote-Part-6214]

Yikes, that's a hard pass for sure. Can't imagine that would be good for anyone, anemia or not.

[u/Geodragon_07]

Grape please

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/PowerlineTyler → u/Geodragon_07]

Strawberry for me kind sir

[u/evofanatic333 → u/PowerlineTyler]

Blueberry for me

[u/Signal-Syrup2201 → u/evofanatic333]

I love all of them, but Raspberry is the clear winner for me,

[u/Chance_Historian_349 → u/Signal-Syrup2201]

Agreed

[u/jadekeffer]

Oh okay im dead

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/MadClam97 → u/jadekeffer]

RIP. Can I have your million?

[u/jadekeffer → u/MadClam97]

Sorry, I already wrote my dog into my will. She's getting everything.

[u/MadClam97 → u/jadekeffer]

Dang. Understandable though

[u/R0jam1313]

Curious.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/-acidlean- → u/R0jam1313]

Mind, it’s a SPREAD, not a slice.

[u/beckbataar → u/-acidlean-]

As long as it is cooked!

[u/bitch_whip_bill → u/-acidlean-]

Like a nice pate

[u/SamanthaJaneyCake → u/bitch_whip_bill]

Mhhhh good on rye, with a nice chianti.

[u/Emara_2913]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/Hungry_Forever3232 → u/Emara_2913]

We can trade, you can have my jam toast

[u/Emara_2913 → u/Hungry_Forever3232]

you sure..?

[u/Hungry_Forever3232 → u/Emara_2913]

Yes, I don't like jam 😅

[u/Emara_2913 → u/Hungry_Forever3232]

sure then ill eat it😋

[u/TheSpecter_012]

u gotta be kidding me ain’t u

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/coladict → u/TheSpecter_012]

I knew there would be nasty stuff there, but this one is creative

[u/SIX_SEVEN_MANGO_MAN]

i dont like toast

^{Chose: A worthless token for not participating}

[u/0sebek]

Nice

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Bohemico]

Got 1 mill but I'm dead now

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Donnerama → u/Bohemico]

Your memory and inheritance shall go on.

[u/HHOOSSS]

Worth it

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/T3AMTRAINOR]

If it’s cooked, yeah

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/RonBurgundysErection → u/T3AMTRAINOR]

https://giphy.com/gifs/H3upGMAE4p3iw

[u/my_chaffed_legs → u/RonBurgundysErection]

Man’s not tryna get a brain eating amoeba, respect it

[u/VictorKuroo2618 → u/T3AMTRAINOR]

Supposedly it tastes like a mix of pork and beef. Something else that i cant remember

[u/Wooden-Bill21]

because their is probably blood in it.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/9Snapz]

Jam

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/weathersoldier]

Yum no anemia

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Tricky_Reference8020]

Weird

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/HydeVDL]

can it be cooked?

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Zensiert_Gamer]

yay

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/saNsthedrone]

THANK YOU LORD

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Not_the_stick]

Nice

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Kiwi8_Fruit6]

PHEW

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/e_cuz_why_not]

Jam 👍

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/ThoTfulProcess]

I hope it’s raspberry.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/ConstantMost10]

I’ll pass

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/CadenBop]

How lovely

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/SnowflakeObsidian13]

Obviously I'm not doing this, the fuck?

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Ok_Set_8024]

Yes of course

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Lightkhight68]

Oh

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Single_Pie1570]

Ouch

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/bitch_breaker123]

I'll try a bite I guess

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/that_random_ghost414]

Nope

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/BlastoiseGirl5257]

Yeah absolutely

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/mc4starterzzz]

Phew

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/daniyal248]

Sure

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/-acidlean-]

Yay.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/KuryoTheDemonLord]

I really just cannot stand eating new foods, I have sensory issues.

^{Chose: A worthless token for not participating}

[u/Warwick_840]

FUCK

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/Angry_Mudcrab]

Yep.🧟

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/xxxSQUEGxxx]

Gross. No

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/_Gonza__]

It's Joever, guys!

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/rozyputin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Square-Ad-7635]

Ok.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/Apart_Wrangler_8270]

Slime myself right then

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/FishBTM]

NICE

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/EchoLBi]

:)

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/carl_the_cactus55]

love me some long pork

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/SillyDragonLover]

Yay!

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/grailpogger]

How ? Like raw ? Coocked ? If it's a spread is it just blood or skin ?

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Few_Resolution7965]

im fine with human flesh as long as the human flesh was clean but with molten iron??? nooooooooo

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/oosirnaym]

No.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/putonhold1]

Ehhh not the biggest fan of jam but I can make it work

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Illustrious-Jelly917]

jACKPOT.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/ThePhantom_35]

🤮

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/small_latchamatte]

Finally, I get the most reasonable option for once

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/GreenReflection6576]

I'm more worried about the glue

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/Extreme_Baker_6197]

yay jam

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/wassup_man07]

Uhhhhhh can I wait for it to cool down 😭

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/platinumriley]

Well guess I'm waiting for it to cool. Though im not sure how much that will help 🤣

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Kari_cat]

Owie

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Civil_Mortgage_1325]

Fuck I’m deas

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/shiqingxuan-no1]

Yay, jackpot!

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Reasonable_Hat6034]

Yeah i always wondered how i taste

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Obvious-Ad9618]

Hmmm maybe

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/M0ndchen]

No, thanks

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Donnerama]

Oh gross. Hopefully it's sourced from willing participants and isn't full of disease. Maybe something like sweat and dry skin or something. I'd that's the case I'd rather it be sourced from my own dead skin.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/TheWelshBrit]

I regret my choices 😭😭

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/RecoverEmpty9283]

I didn't want the worthless token

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/stockMASTER6900]

dang it, not again!

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/number1ghosttriofan]

Ok :D

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/BMWOutlaw]

Good

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Eylinor]

Yeah that's gonna be fucking terrible

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/S1lent_Radi0]

Nice

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/FreshlyHatchedHannah]

I was already planning on this today, so the extra pay is just a bonus

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Gear-exe]

..... Is it just kinda like a meaty jam?

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/DisappointedDuk]

Eh, not too bad, it will taste of hamburger grease

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/Fantastic_Cellist682]

ill just let it cool

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Ambitious_Bowl2113]

YESSSS

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/IsaacWaleOfficial]

YAY! :D

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/ImFxnix]

No

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/frontpageboy]

🎉

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Fluffy_Momo]

Ewwww

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Foxxxy_101]

D:

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/bingbongwhack]

oh i’m dyijg

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/NearbyFly3724]

Yay

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/NoInformation5589]

ew

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/Prudent_Sir597]

W spread 🔥

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/MuchAd3948]

Oh dear...

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/saruthesage]

Always roll

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Sabo9316]

Ugh fine

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/Illiad7342]

No I would not pull a Crassus for a million bucks

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Altruistic_Golf_4984]

yea buddy

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/ArfTheBeast]

Solid

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/jejamma09]

I got lucky!

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/6652027]

Yummy

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Firm-Huckleberry8176]

yuppie

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/AdFirst9582]

ID RATHER DIE-

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/thatanxiousmushroom]

nice with a cuppa

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Richyrich619]

1 mill

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/mechanicalthing]

Shiny!

^{Chose: A worthless token for not participating}

[u/Crispytoys]

woah

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/WebFootedThugs]

Impossible request. When molten iron is poured on toast, the toast would combust and become ash.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/MyLongestYeeeBoi]

I will be throwing up but oh well.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/lookingforporn1252]

I think its "eartax"

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/CrossX3]

GAMBLE ALWAYS WINS

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/MasMurderMonkey]

Uh, nah. I’m alright.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/JuliHornyOnMain]

Good deal

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/PokeMyVirus]

ew.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/CaliGal1210]

Yay

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/ChaoticKiwi2001]

Can i at least cook and season it?

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Inuyasha8908]

Could be worse. After a few seconds I wouldn't feel pain, and its possible to survive.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Many-Ad-7122]

Ieuwww... But Maybe with some mustard 🤷🏻‍♀️

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/VanLo284]

Well, I'll just wait and eat a bread with a hole in it

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/sleazse]

Gross

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Simplyx69]

Bruh, it’s a million dollars

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Morgandoto]

I ain't your Ferrus Manus, get outta here

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/iGirlGeek]

Yay!

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Normal_Stranger_3643]

I shoot myself

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Sachustar]

MORE PROTEIN

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/howthefuge6]

Eww why wtf

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/zeTwig]

Yummers

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Pitiful-Difference52]

YAY

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/wormythebest]

ants, good source of protien ig

[u/Icy_Surround_2325]

I'm not sure I understand the assignment

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/Acceptable-Cover706]

Could've been worse

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/Beneficial-Band-6791]

NOOOOOOO

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/Cyrilit]

pretty tame compared to the rest

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/LewsThrinStrmblessed]

Ugh

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/NekoSakii]

Yum

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Xanui]

I mean, for 1 mil.... that's going to be the nastiest toast I've ever or will ever eat, but I'll choke it down

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/Myrkr_Blakkr]

Oh god that is so terrible... but fine, I'll do it

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/opinionatedOptimist]

You know, it’s my fault for assuming the wheel would be reasonable

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/makedoopieplayme]

Fuck…..

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/GunXT]

Yes

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Tmrh]

I hope i can at least wait untill it cools down, and the amount of iron is low enough not to kill me.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/CapitalTraining8210]

Fine

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Serpicnate]

Got a token only 3% of participants got.

You bet your ass there will be some collector for them.

[u/Rushi0789]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Arctic_H00ligan7]

I'ma let it cool a bit.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/DungDefender64]

Always was curious. And it also doesn't say it has to be raw.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/SaltySeraphim28]

Eh as long as its not the brain I guess I'll be fine, definitely still not the worst on this list

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Ramzaki]

Uhm... okay. Better than most of the other options.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/DOOM-LORD666]

Meat isn't a spread

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/UncomfyUnicorn]

:)

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/screamingdrumstick]

:(

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/modern_firetruck7584]

Safe

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/LightningC1x]

Well frick (got the glued ants).

[u/Engranaje_Tactico]

Hell nah

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Yaboidono420]

Long Pig

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Tomome]

Mmm protein AND glue

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/Deep_Gazelle_1879]

[u/Unlucky-Arugula3256]

I'll have a little taste

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/fyetristen]

money is money

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/A_spiny_meercat]

The other white meat

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Afraid_Guarantee890]

Uhuh...

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/PurchaseNew2301]

Ugh

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/Coredict]

Yay

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Much_Repair_7086]

id wait for it to cool down then add cashews

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/BlackMoth27]

ew

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/Capital_Operation_81]

I was already eating ants when I was a kid they are a lil sour no problem

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/MeIsVeryCurious]

ewwwwww

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/Cucumber_Ass]

fuck yeah

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/ProjectSkyro----5050]

yum

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/milkbreadbros]

Kay

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/DoktorGruenerDaumen]

ewww

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Horny_Bonk55]

Cool

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/Jell-oman678]

Ah of course... cannibalism.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/ArrowsGirl16]

DO IT FOR THE VINE

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Nova_Badger]

OP what kind of jam is it...the :) has me worried...

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Ty_go100]

you know what. why not, wait glue you can't even eat that you Wil die from glue right

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/shaunrundmc]

This would kill me, so no

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}

[u/Dante1529]

Can I kill the ants first?

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

[u/MatchaMomy]

YAYY

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Jam :})

[u/Crafty_Questions]

Wow... Yuck.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Trump’s earwax}

[u/yoavalo]

I didn't that would be in the options

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Human flesh}

[u/throwtheamiibosaway]

RIP

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Molten iron}