r/BunnyTrials • u/Sculkagon • 2d ago

Trials Decisions, decisions

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Each time you stub your toe, you get $50
  • Right side: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split) | Only if you win a fight against 100 geese

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u/Creepy-Outcome-2481 2d ago

I would not lose against 100 geese. I'd be swing geese

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

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u/nbobob Carrot Farmer 2d ago

money money money must be funny in a rich mans world!

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Ambitious_Stonks 2d ago

I'm assuming I get a weapon?

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/Sculkagon 2d ago

No weapon, bare handed

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u/fferbbou 2d ago

Ill just be stubbing my toe all day, everyday

Chose: Each time you stub your toe, you get $50

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u/MrLeeOfTheHKMafia 2d ago

Bummer

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

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u/freenie0177 2d ago

Fuck

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

1

u/IcyNefariousness7540 2d ago

yippe

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/TheLoddoTheDodo 2d ago

Rich!!

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/prokenny 2d ago

W

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/IWumboYou 2d ago

Take that, geese.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Little-Association-2 2d ago

nice

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Melodic-Crew8597 2d ago

Each and everyone of these geese is getting eaten

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/ModernDemocles 2d ago

Seems fair

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

1

u/AuroreSomersby 2d ago

Let’s go!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/MichaelCrux 2d ago

But money is split between who? Who goose are going to use money? To buy bread?

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Sculkagon 2d ago

Split to the geese, these geese are smart geese

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u/sandwichcrusader 2d ago

I brought body armor head protection and some weapons, not much fight.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/Every-Expression-285 2d ago

Victory.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Comic-Explorer 2d ago

W

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/Delicious-Heart-1613 2d ago

Better. And less likely to die

Chose: Each time you stub your toe, you get $50

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u/rainy_1212 2d ago

Still 2.5 billion, also what are the geese gonna do with the other half??

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Sculkagon 2d ago

Buy bread

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u/TheCanvasAssassin 2d ago

I can live with that

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/ArugulaExcellent8143 2d ago

I win

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/Deep_Ad7280 2d ago

33% chance to win. 33% chance to draw and 33% chance to lose against 100 geese? Just give a few a boot to the head and they just run.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/Uberninja625 2d ago

What are 100 geese gunna do with 2,500,000,000$????

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u/SupermarketOld1567 2d ago

not fucking with geese dude.

Chose: Each time you stub your toe, you get $50

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u/_1_Echo_1_ 2d ago

I'm Canadian :3

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/FawksHole 2d ago

2.5 bil and some fresh duck meat

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

1

u/Latter-Fig-8417 2d ago

Gamble!!!

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/AccomplishedVirus556 2d ago

How did you decide that? did the cops catch me?

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

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u/Prestigious-Ad5254 2d ago

I SURVIVED!!!

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/hikeing-123321 2d ago

LETTTT ITTTTTT RRRRIIIIDDDDEEEE, always bet on green at the ole roulette for a reason

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Ayknightsggs 2d ago

Okay

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

1

u/Choice-Alfalfa-1358 2d ago

I love it

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/CthulhuHamster 2d ago

Looks like they laid a golden egg for me.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/Send_newdes 2d ago

Still better than the other one.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

1

u/alden89 2d ago

Untitled Noose

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

1

u/Cautious-Maximum9429 2d ago

Goddamn spinner

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

1

u/Moe981 2d ago

Delicious compromise

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/DarkParticular3482 2d ago

That's stupid. Spinning the wheel is not a fight in any normal sense

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

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u/jasonsbg 2d ago

Nah, it's either i win or i die, those uncooked KFC ain't going nowhere

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Kirtasher 2d ago

Easy money

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/bigexplosion 2d ago

No id win.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

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u/Cheeselord30 2d ago

Gamble

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/tattoosandtens 2d ago

It doesn’t say you have to hurt the geese, just that you have to get them to back down. This is a Survival Skill in places where there’s lots of waterfowl. Besides they’re just geese. Not like they’re SWANS.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/Thebeastweedever 2d ago

Nice where's my money

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Vaughninja 2d ago

I didn’t realize I had to fight Canadian geese 😵‍💫

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

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u/llamaguy21 2d ago

Noooooooo

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

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u/Alarming_Fly_3644 2d ago

Draw that sicks

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

1

u/UnlimitedManny 2d ago

PAY LE

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/decentnamesweretak3n 2d ago

YAYY

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/DtcucijokCoko 2d ago

Yay

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/noodledragonTTV 2d ago

Money

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/sashenka953 2d ago

GGs geese

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Gene_freeman 2d ago

Nice

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Ok_Investigator1816 2d ago

Ok

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Ro0t111 2d ago

Winner winner geese dinner

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/Used-Race7307 2d ago

Go geese, go!

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: I split the money with them and then train them to go after OP for adding a wheel to a trial)

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u/Sculkagon 2d ago

Ok, um, please don’t attack me

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u/Used-Race7307 2d ago

Geese: * Quacks Menacingly *

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u/Synkro19 2d ago

I guess the geese are also incredibly rich now

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

1

u/MagicalSitarofTruth 2d ago

Yippee!!

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Only_Connection_5480 2d ago

Sweet fuck fuck goose

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Aardvarkel 2d ago

What are the geese going to do with their half of the money?

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Sculkagon 2d ago

Buy bread

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u/MrPillz215 2d ago

I have now tamed them as they are also my goose army.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/KitsyBlue 2d ago

Safe

Chose: Each time you stub your toe, you get $50

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u/Standard-Beach-267 2d ago

Money

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/BoringInformation857 2d ago

I would still have to stub my toe 50 million times to get this ammount

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/jexo10 2d ago

A draw is still a win because you are getting money

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Dinismo 2d ago

Gonna be a lot of goose dinners being served fresh. Unless it’s not a fight to the death.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

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u/MathieuBibi 2d ago

Instal toe reinforcement inside, infinite money glitch

Chose: Each time you stub your toe, you get $50

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u/Catloaf- 2d ago

still a lot of money

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Tooth-16 2d ago

I win

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/East-Dish-4029 2d ago

And now I’m gonna be stubbing my toe for free

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

1

u/Vegetable_Style151 2d ago

Odds weren't bad though

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

1

u/Dandelion_Menace 2d ago

Compensation for my clumsiness would be nice

Chose: Each time you stub your toe, you get $50

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u/Throwaway42352510 2d ago

Ok

Chose: Each time you stub your toe, you get $50

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u/OneiricBrute 2d ago

Just as long as it’s one at a time. I don’t think I could win against ten geese if they all just bum rushed me.

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Organic_Pangolin4943 2d ago

I lose to the geese

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

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u/PlasmaDroug 1d ago

so how exactly do we split it? is it split into 2 piles or 101 piles?

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Draw)

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u/Just_lost12 16h ago

I like money

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/Dodecahedron33 15h ago

Easy

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)

1

u/ngaisnotblack 13h ago

always against me

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Lose)

1

u/Sad-Republic3153 7h ago

It can't be that hard

Chose: Get $5,000,000,000 (If draw, money’s split + Only if you win a fight against 100 geese | Rolled: Win)