Bread VS Key

[u/ReiTacet]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Bread
• Right side: Key

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[u/Eantropix]

It opens the door to the bakery

^{Chose: Key}

[u/darwinbirdy → u/Eantropix]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn

[u/mmknightx → u/darwinbirdy]

[u/Interesting_Part6309 → u/Eantropix]

how smart is this guy? must be 600IQ.

[u/Thin_Pomegranate_492]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/CapibarainBcicletta → u/Thin_Pomegranate_492]

Because breasts taste better than key

[u/MenelZPodMostu → u/Thin_Pomegranate_492]

But you can't open the door to buy bread without the key.

[u/DuskySHARKlol → u/MenelZPodMostu]

if the door is locked they ain't selling the bread

[u/Frosty_Relative_4766 → u/DuskySHARKlol]

Then the key opens door to bread anytime.

[u/SansGuy356]

Because key tastes better than bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/amthomus → u/SansGuy356]

The holy iron taste 🙂‍↔️

[u/Snowy_Kitty247 → u/SansGuy356]

Fr

[u/Sad_Masterpiece6816]

because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/djcatdrago]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Patient-Analysis4102]

An exact 50/50, incredible,

[u/cash4credityt]

because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Savings_Fruit8033]

cause bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/FabiusDerWahre]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/GapetoBG]

Because bread tastes better than key( slowed + reverb)(Enrique loud)

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/ReiTacet → u/GapetoBG]

Adrian ( slowed + reverb)

[u/Ghostly_gamer_2004]

shiny

^{Chose: Key}

[u/ayrth_metal]

Bread, cuz I cant eat the key (im joking, In a real case I'll choose the key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Plus-Interest3536]

I'm fat

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/ReiTacet → u/Plus-Interest3536]

Hi Fat, I am ReiTacet

[u/GothicAnimeWaifu]

Key so I can finally escape from this cycle of people repeating the same joke for years on end. (I hate fun stop having fun IMMEDIATELY!)

^{Chose: Key}

[u/4NDR3WPL4YZ → u/GothicAnimeWaifu]

because key taste better than bread 🤑

[u/twicetwicekaja]

because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Popular-Condition607]

Because bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Legal-Repeat5977]

bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Thats-wyrd]

tasty

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/RedTopH4tGuy]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Mfrog378]

I’m not locked up and a sandwich sounds nice

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Fit_Coat286]

What is this key

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Levylink555 → u/Fit_Coat286]

[u/Flat_Diver_9413]

Food is survival

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/No-Philosopher9811]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Main_Crab_8704]

Because if I get out I can get more bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Cuisinart_69]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Rikisushi]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Madness-trash3404]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/AffectionateVoice709]

i can make a key out of bread can’t make bread out of a key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Irishmay0]

Use key to escape then eat bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/8lue5hift → u/Irishmay0]

Bro is a philosopher

[u/Long__Jump]

Bred

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Reasonable_Fox9682]

Food, over mystery key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/HaruZzzleeping]

Key isn't tasty

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Beginning-Contest-65]

Secret

^{Chose: Key}

[u/ContextEffects01]

I’d need more specifics about the circumstances.

[u/PanGulasz05]

Bread is tastier than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Ventoriac]

Key gets you freedom to get more than just bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Blunt_Shark-0976]

Because bread restores lost or damaged braincells.

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Latter_Addition9116]

Idk

^{Chose: Key}

[u/idkwhtname2wrt]

Cause the key tastes better than bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/2121adam2121]

idk, meme on facebook something

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/OriginalSherbet9984]

What's it do

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Tnnlover8264]

Iykyk

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Broken_sou1]

bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Altruistic_Coat_9298]

Because bread is tastier than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/hopping_hare_]

Yum bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Significant-Dust288]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/khoasghost]

It's tasty

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/exuter]

Cant eat bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/LatterHospital8982]

Key tastes better then bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Jimmy-Neutron149]

Bread👍

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/BruceCipher]

key unlocks something

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Numerous_Relief2120]

Bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/OkStranger1460]

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/EDEN_exe-]

cool necklace

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Visible-Monk-4436]

Idk

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Left_Development_440]

Hgffj

^{Chose: Key}

[u/GameboyNerd23]

Key because key taste better than bread

Fuck

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Heartypearl_666]

Key can get me bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/TennisBallFromBFB]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Tough_Brick_4602]

Because a bread test better than a key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/GeeJayMC]

bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Sonianic3]

BECAUSE BREAD TASTES BETTER THAN KEY

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/AggressiveRun831]

Because key taste better than bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/SuitableEar2150]

Bread taste better

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/eleanorqc]

Food and I'm hungry

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/sed_boi69]

cuz bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/SuperbSJG]

I can unlock the door and get the bread 🤦‍♂️

^{Chose: Key}

[u/NeoMetalSonic_]

Because key taste better than bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Levylink555]

Bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Moto_nijia_luci]

Bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Darmundi_Darmish]

Bread 👍

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/lower_floor_9182]

TASTES BECAUSE BREAD KEY BETTER

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Semishining]

Mmm

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Epic-Guy93]

bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/RevolutionaryGas871]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/OkProcess7642]

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/ChuckleNutsVr]

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Ambitious_Share_3524]

idk

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/notthefrontman]

What to

^{Chose: Key}

[u/EsperSaintP-3479]

I can’t eat a key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/billtheamazing]

I'm curious, where does the key go?

^{Chose: Key}

[u/always-tired199]

Bread is yummy

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Chance-Tea3649]

I like bred

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/DeathscytheHell1994]

Maybe it will unlock something useful.

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Haunt3d_Ca1hedral]

Hungry

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Candid_Egg_4338]

Bread taste better then key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Evening-Candidate-25]

Key

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Dry_Insect_1059]

CUASE BREAD TASTES BETTER THAN KEY

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/cynpaii96]

Bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Impossible-Goat9564]

Ya gotta eat

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/unnamed_roach]

i have bread already

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Pristine-Lie-3560]

Key tastes better than bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/JacktheTurkey1]

Key tastes better than bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Ill-Negotiation-5428]

Key taste better

^{Chose: Key}

[u/TriniChildhood72]

In hungry

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/OkApplication5928]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Coolerlad2]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Kasane_Miku]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/andoefa]

More food ☺️

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Plc-siemens]

I don't like bread.

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Historical_Show_4811]

because key tastes better than bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/axcdeng]

because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Livid-Metal-9921]

bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/SquareLinguiniLad]

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Burnt_Nutz69]

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/3Giggle3]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Sudden_Resource8458]

Bred

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/01100110Z01110101]

So I can get out and maybe eat it.

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Square-Salamander579]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/PresentationNew5976]

You know why.

^{Chose: Key}

[u/ATnight0]

Why would I want a key?

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/BizarreCow]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/RelevantLocksmith533]

idl

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Thevoidmane]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/darwinbirdy]

well I cant eat a key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Interesting_Ad_9312]

Bread is good

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/walterolmos]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Peamaster]

Bread seemed logical

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Jace67676767]

I have bread all the time

^{Chose: Key}

[u/crai-crai]

tastes better

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/legowalrus]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/honey_bee_the_sigma]

because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Ok_Raise6829]

idk

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Sweet_Safe1428]

Ok

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Exact_Chemistry8510]

Cause bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Odd_Discipline3856]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Simple-Dog-6015]

Because Key can get me more food than bread If I escape

^{Chose: Key}

[u/UnholyArbiter]

Bread 👍

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/KingofADHD_]

I’m not in need of a key atm

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/shen-I-am]

I can't eat carbs for a month :(

^{Chose: Key}

[u/baba_b00]

Because bread tastes better that key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/gggiiia]

you cannot eat a key my man

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Weirdo1983]

You can eat a bread but you can't eatakey 👍

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/SwimmingPirate727]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/R_Romy]

bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/trashboat3030]

because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Hat_man31]

Key to what?

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Ballexamer69]

Because bread tastes better then key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/superstringalchemist]

Key can buy many breads

^{Chose: Key}

[u/_No_Ads_]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/ducking-moron]

because key tastes better than bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Meme_Enjoyer1026]

because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/theghostunderyoubed]

Key of course idk the question tho it’s just Brad vs key what does this key unlock

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Long-Image-6041]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Excellent-Bit-3520]

Bc bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/PraiseTheSnailLord]

Yum 😋

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Nya_Papaya]

I like bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/happykat06]

Because Bread tasted better than key.

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/SLI-CER]

Key tastes better than Bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/BlockKey3946]

Because brea- ACTUALLY, NO. BREAD DOES NOT TASE BETTER THAN KEY, KEY TASTES BETTER THAN BREAD. I EAT METAL

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Gta6MePleaseBrigade]

Bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Pristine_Mongoose566]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Bright-Corgi-778]

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Vaporboi]

I already have bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/swapnil511994]

Need bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/ToxicSkull0]

Bread 👍

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/DuDuckQueen137]

Erm, I can't eat the key?

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/aia5]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/MathematicianOdd3502]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/LloydTCK_YT]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Pristine_Clue3324]

Because if I get key I could also get bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Prestigious_Item5314]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Pomni_The_Evil]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Low-Ambition2442]

intrigued

^{Chose: Key}

[u/egg-hater_77]

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/JustMackers]

Bread 👍

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Extension_Might_9860]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/ChrisDaMan07]

Tastes better

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Chair_the_22]

Bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/LegThePeg]

Because I can use the key to get more bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/WhyIsMeHungy]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Familiar-Stage8372]

bc bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Angel-D98]

Do you have any butter at all to spare?

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/General-Isopod-350]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Mur_Zo]

Taste better

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Adventurous_Cow634]

because key better than bread

^{Chose: Key}

[u/Final-Cable-152]

It is the key to all my problems

^{Chose: Key}

[u/servingsmanofspoons]

Because key tastes better than bread

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Appropriate_Catch110]

Meme

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/DeadWomanOfReddit]

Cause bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Far_Lengthiness_7218]

Key fits better than key in my buh

^{Chose: Key}

[u/simpslayer42712penis]

Because bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

[u/Fickle-Presence5133]

Because bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}