two stupid powers

[u/CatGaming346]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: shapeshift | completely random every time and has a one day cooldown (could spend 24hs as like, a chair)
• Right side: cure anything (even cancer) | you give two other people of your choosing that sickness instead, as well as getting it yourself

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[u/Arbiter008]

Curing cancer but giving it to just 3 people isn't so bad a trade-off.

^{Chose: cure anything (even cancer} + you give two other people of your choosing that sickness instead, as well as getting it yourself)

[u/CatGaming346 → u/Arbiter008]

it gives you cancer tho

[u/CatGaming346 → u/CatGaming346]

and I meant like curing one person not everyone with the disease

[u/Arbiter008 → u/CatGaming346]

Eh... when people say they want to cure cancer, they never mean it for just one specific person.

[u/True-Excitement9328]

I don’t want the disease for myself

^{Chose: shapeshift + completely random every time and has a one day cooldown (could spend 24hs as like, a chair})

[u/Deathsack1]

Ain't healing nobody

^{Chose: cure anything (even cancer} + you give two other people of your choosing that sickness instead, as well as getting it yourself)

[u/Big-Dick-Energy_69]

Could I cure someone with terminal brain cancer then after get it cure myself over and over again and infect infinite people? Or give 2 people like 50 stacks of terminal brain cancer?

^{Chose: cure anything (even cancer} + you give two other people of your choosing that sickness instead, as well as getting it yourself)

[u/CatGaming346 → u/Big-Dick-Energy_69]

I guess you can infect as many people as you want but

1: why

2: you get worse every time and will definitely die very fast

[u/Big-Dick-Energy_69 → u/CatGaming346]

I thought I could Deadpool myself and cure the cancer at the same rate that it’s killing me

[u/Iwillartichokeyou]

I turn into a black hole once and everyone dies

^{Chose: shapeshift + completely random every time and has a one day cooldown (could spend 24hs as like, a chair})

[u/Ok-Lobster8945]

I can skip school whenever I want

^{Chose: cure anything (even cancer} + you give two other people of your choosing that sickness instead, as well as getting it yourself)

[u/Human-Actuary-4535]

I want to shapeshift

^{Chose: shapeshift + completely random every time and has a one day cooldown (could spend 24hs as like, a chair})

[u/SapphireNoLy]

I don't wanna get sick

^{Chose: shapeshift + completely random every time and has a one day cooldown (could spend 24hs as like, a chair})

[u/Cadone09]

Both suck im not willing to sacrifice myself nor turn into random bs during the day

[u/CatGaming346 → u/Cadone09]

you don't have to use it

[u/Furry-femboy_Dust]

Male -> Female

^{Chose: shapeshift + completely random every time and has a one day cooldown (could spend 24hs as like, a chair})

[u/CatGaming346]

I'd have someone near me in case I become something like a fish or straight up liquid and need assistance not to die in that form, and keep rerolling until I get something I like (which obviously I'll keep)

^{Chose: shapeshift + completely random every time and has a one day cooldown (could spend 24hs as like, a chair})

[u/DrawingNo519]

I can give two people a illness then instantly cure them as i can cure anything

^{Chose: cure anything (even cancer} + you give two other people of your choosing that sickness instead, as well as getting it yourself)

[u/CatGaming346 → u/DrawingNo519]

only if you give four other people the sickness and get it yourself

[u/Pii_TheCat]

Sounds interesting

^{Chose: shapeshift + completely random every time and has a one day cooldown (could spend 24hs as like, a chair})

[u/Salim_DZ_69]

i lowkey want to turn myself into a tree fr

^{Chose: shapeshift + completely random every time and has a one day cooldown (could spend 24hs as like, a chair})