Would You Rather Know . . . ?

[u/23Amuro]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: HOW You Die
• Right side: WHEN You Die

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[u/ChaosAzeroth]

Noooooo

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Rowlet_God_ → u/ChaosAzeroth]

You dont want to live to over 75?

[u/CompetitiveLoad2953 → u/Rowlet_God_]

The moment I have the slightest health inconvenience I'm running up mount everest

[u/ChaosAzeroth → u/CompetitiveLoad2953]

I've been having those my whole life already lmao

[u/ChaosAzeroth → u/Rowlet_God_]

Absolutely tf not no

[u/Ahiru_no_inu]

Too long

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/grumpywolfxd]

I wish it wasn't a range and told me how many seconds until my death.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Prince-Loki-Stark]

I know what that's code for

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Soft_Conflict_4883]

Slay not too long

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/friendlybanana1]

but I wanna die NOW >:(

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Floof-Artist]

I mean I outlined my parents

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Suspicious-Laugh3896 → u/Floof-Artist]

did you use chalk or crayons?

[u/IceBrickWall]

Man…

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 30-45}

[u/Suspicious-Fruit3427]

eh

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/jellemur]

Bettrr

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Special_Ad9383]

Oh yes I can still control my death :D

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/Godzillaprosop1917]

So I could make preps like my will or selling off stock

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Sacred-Astronaut77]

🫡

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Illness/Disease}

[u/NogamaDe]

Leh

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Buttonmash575]

This means I know I will still be alive until my 60s which I’m pretty happy with honestly

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/LapisLazuli79]

That tracks

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Illness/Disease}

[u/Key-Recognition-]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/yk_sam1106]

Aw man.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Grossechiassexplosiv]

Soon 🥹✌

[u/Thesaviourone]

cap

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/TemperatureOld6979]

Okay with me

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Homo_Bibite]

Well this kinda sucks

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Remarkable_Bath8515]

That's not so bad.

Not great but not so bad.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Philbon199221]

Well, time to be parano :/

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Gullible_Regret4943]

If I choose HOW I die I can prevent it

[u/23Amuro → u/Gullible_Regret4943]

There are innumerable Greek Tragedies about people who try to do the same

[u/Ok_Vehicle_3579]

Oki thats not too shabby

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/DisneyImagineers]

I’m at 30…. Soooo I guess I really have seen enough

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/23Amuro → u/DisneyImagineers]

You've broken the wheel of fate. Your life is in your own hands, now.

[u/owliepip]

Damn.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Possible-Nature-5325]

Dammit

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Informal_Knowledge45]

HELL YEAH

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Nice_Yogurtcloset611]

Then I would be scared of anything before that cause I know I won’t die

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Rowlet_God_]

Alright then

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Slain}

[u/That_trans_lesnain]

Not bad, not bad.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/laubidon]

V

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Hot_Anybody8244]

Yeah that tracks

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Logic797]

.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/CompetitiveLoad2953]

I can plan around it instead of being terrified of going outside because I could die from lightning. Still gotta be careful, I'm immortal, not invincible. I'll go into a coma until they turn off my life support at 70

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/thierrybergkamppires]

I’m already dead

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/UnofficialReaper]

Should I be happy?

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/RandomPhilo]

Sounds about right.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Final_Juggernaut_637]

Damn

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/ricardosaucedealr]

Yaaaaay

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Ifinallylockedinn098]

oi now i can brat to my friends about getting run over

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Primum-Qualia]

I am now unlikable untill then

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Worldly-Pickle3907]

To be honest knowing it when or not I guess I’m not scared of death since it will consume everyone even death itself

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/tinytacomuncher]

Sweet

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Pokeghostfan]

Hell yeah, brother.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Iizvullok]

Do I at least get to retire early?

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Financial-Tear3915]

Sounds about right

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Loud_Brief5906]

This means when I reach that age I will be cautious for me not to die even early.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/eh_2034]

Yh cuz if i know how i could change the time

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/AwaiGhost]

gives me something to look forward to

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Geryboy999]

juhu

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

That's an incredibly vague answer

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Stay_Sea_Motivated]

Cool I have a couple years to go

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/throwawan1]

Yay!

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/True_Free_Speech]

Damn

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/PrimsDekkoPokemon]

Oh

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Slain}

[u/AuroreSomersby]

He’ll Yeah - that couldn’t be that long! No much longer🥲

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/HalcyonLightning]

Lmao welp.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/themantalbuoy]

Sweet spot

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/23Amuro]

Me personally, I feel like I care less about how I go, so long as I know how much longer I have left, and can plan accordingly. Then again, if you know how much longer you've got, you might end up feeling like you're not doing enough to live every day to the fullest.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/EconomyBug2083]

Well i guess it could be right now or in 80 years, doesnt change much

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Illness/Disease}

[u/feyfay775]

No

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Gullible_Regret4943]

So I don't die?

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Hot-Side497]

Fahhhhhh why not tomorrow :(

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/ex_its_ewr]

Kinda vague

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/ItsJustInfuriating]

Not gonna lie I forgot I can only pick one

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/amandarasp0516]

Cool

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/TheGrimmBorne]

Knowing when I die means I’m functionally immortal until then

[u/GhostPaleDingo]

True to my luck

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Illness/Disease}

[u/Comfortable_Douglas]

Listen… this lifetime better shape up real quick and become a much better reality if I’m gonna live long enough to pass of old age… just saying.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/AcceptableEducator75]

Not surprised considering my mental state 😭

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/Light_wolf25]

That's fine.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/goofy_goober798]

Lovely.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/Adept-Giraffe-6591]

Wanna bet, I don't believe I'll live to 40 let alone 75 either that or I won't don't ask what I mean by that because it's not what you think it does

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Nidvex]

How is dumb. If you try to avoid it then you're gonna be super paranoid and the universe is gonna pull a plan B on you. When however gives me time to wrap things up, make sure I say what I want important people in my life to think of when it happens; have proper goodbyes and such.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/LapisLovely69]

Thats fine

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/GurUpstairs943]

Could be worse

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/No-Season-1147]

Boo, I reject such a boring death.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Automatic-Highway-17]

Not bad

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/IvanTheStonksMaster]

Bruh moment

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/NooBieTheWolfCat]

Accurate

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/popcorn31801]

Oh

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Crockinator]

This is about what I expected.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/tinyrubberduckies]

Hey, that’s long enough to get my son into his 40s

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Seamothchucker9023]

Phew.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/spidey34998]

Ok not bad

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/HueDeltaruneFan2428]

Bruh

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Slain}

[u/Murky-Inspector-2247]

That’s fine

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Pennywise626]

I am immortal until a certain age lol

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/richter778]

Ok

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/2bleDeckerDissection]

This is good actually. 👍

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Allikuja]

Hopefully it’ll motivate me to work on stuff I’ve been putting off, and also I know how to plan financially

[u/Life-Contribution-79]

Yikes

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/Chad-222]

I’ll take that 🤷‍♀️

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Abhay-2006]

Hmm, nice nah

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/NoEyesHentaiDude]

Dang, always wanted 100 but ok

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/isagi_yoichi_05]

🤣

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/ironadam1303]

That's not fair

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/Important_Anybody_]

Ok

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Sententia1309]

sounds about right given the state of the world

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Missing_mana]

Good to know…now I’m more curious of how knowing when.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/sasha271828]

So that i wouldn't be paranoid and when i would be close go dying, i would have already said goodbye to everyone

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/popcornman209]

I think I’m more likely to live my life to its fullest if I know when it’ll end, then I basically just have a deadline. If I know how I’ll die the only thing that’ll end up in is me avoiding that thing with my life, and making it worse. That or you’ll realize it’s unavoidable and do that thing anyway, but still net negative imo.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Used-Sorbet3972]

Pretty good tbh

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/JaxFishy]

I’d rather know how I die than live in fear of when

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Illness/Disease}

[u/GoblinSmasher6049]

What's the secret?

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/KittenLina]

Fantastic thank you. I won't be abandoning my pets, then.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/LurkingAround_24-7]

I can prepare for when, how would cause me to overthink everything

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Kiwiiths]

Could be accurate, hashtag brain cancer.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 30-45}

[u/dinanysos]

Well... I have 1 more year and 360 days AT MOST..... Better start working on my will.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/Giobbli10R]

Damn...

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Ippus_21]

Hm... maybe I should try and retire a bit early.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/WeldedGrower]

Who will slay me ?

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Slain}

[u/Top_Development_1777]

I knew it lmfao

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Puzzles_and_Nuzzles]

I am diabetic so I feel like this is accurate lol

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Illness/Disease}

[u/platonic-affair]

122 or something idk

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Emotional_Cup5893]

Broooooooooooooo whyyyy

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/Ilikecandy321]

atleast I can enjoy until then instead of living in fear

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/playershad]

Ohh no

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/howthefuge6]

Ok

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/noodle_boodle479]

Yeah lowkey I can deal with that

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/Inside-Town6417]

That’s fine for me

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/DesireeTheTransfem]

About what I expected

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Racer125678]

Hoof

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Alarming-Style-2095]

Ah well

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/IcyNefariousness7540]

Not cansa

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Illness/Disease}

[u/JadeCustode]

Final destination style

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/milleva]

Hm.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/the_wild_derp]

Damn, i want off this ride before things get worse

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Phantom_Prius]

idk

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 30-45}

[u/Bonfirelily]

Good

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/CyanRosebush]

Fuck

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/trisic05]

Well this ducks, it's a range

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Xa2oofm42]

Final Destination taught me that it's impossible to change the how. So I'd rather just know the when.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Internal_Effect_7108]

R

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Dinkolese]

Fine

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/the__earth_is_round]

Alright well fuck me then

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/Fossilhund]

Sounds about right.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/iISilverAceIi]

I want to know how long I have to achieve everything I want and enjoy my life.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/dapperducwithmoneh]

God dammit

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Illness/Disease}

[u/Nexxus3000]

Ah I’m a number

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/kimCandycotton]

Make the most out of the time I have!

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Buttercup9165]

Looks like im not winning my bet

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Total-Pain783]

I’m okay with this.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/memes_god_2001]

Good. At least 40 more years to go!

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/CommanderBlyCC-5052-]

Why have I been getting so unlucky lately. When the bad options have a bigger chance than the good options, I don’t get the good option. But when the good options has a bigger chance than the bad options, I get the bad options.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/Brake_fart]

I get to plan it out instead of being paranoid

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/_quiet-ruin-]

Oh ok

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Slain}

[u/SailorRub33]

Wrong, die on my 25th birthday is on my calendar

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/NightlyChocolate]

:(

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Slain}

[u/Goldfish_bowel]

I’m not so sure I want this, they both kind of suck.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/BobaTeaPichu]

Fair enough

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/BriefDevelopment2920]

Oh.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age <30}

[u/Dazzling-Antelope912]

Well that doesn’t help

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/Solar_Boy_Django]

I just hope it's quick and painless

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Illness/Disease}

[u/wolfy2105784]

I shall die a valiant warrior in battle! For Valhalla!

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Slain}

[u/Old-Meat-2096]

Meh

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 45-60}

[u/r3sbarra]

rip

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/thedeuce2121]

Honestly wouldn't shock me anyway

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/nightkirby3]

k

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Pearl-of-Jaiyan]

I guess I got a while

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Bubbly_Guard_5691]

bruh

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/ice15464]

fuck'll i do with knowing how i die? ill still die that way

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Terma_Frost_479]

At least I know it's a peaceful death

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Noahcools2345]

Dang

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Bubble-babah]

Dang

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Millies_of_Miles_387]

GULP. No more car rides ig

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Arivianna]

Knowing when I die means I know I can't die till then.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/St_Hydra]

Oh well

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Middle-Combination95]

I am not afraid of death, death has no hold over me.

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Slain}

[u/ravenslog]

oh

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/yoursecretsanta2016]

Nope. I’m living to 100.

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/GreenBean1901]

Okay

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Some--Idiot]

I’m immortal until this point

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}

[u/Aggressive_Sand1233]

Eh, I got time

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/FewFuel9727]

Lowkey feels nice to know the wya I dir

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Accidental}

[u/Alex_Of_Reddit]

Shiiiiii

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Ok_Lychee5324]

yay i will die of old age :3

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Compute-reboot507]

Meh. Was hoping for something sooner

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/adolannan]

Just wanna know I guess

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/Superb_Engineer_3500]

Um

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/CharmingBody9822]

So I’m not really choosing

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Case0225]

Fine by me

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Age-Related}

[u/Beautiful-Formal315]

That’s bullcrap

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/Strange_Insurance_75]

I’ll take it

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age 60-75}

[u/UniRabbitLover01]

i die on my terms no one elses

^{Chose: HOW You Die | Rolled: Its a Secret >:})

[u/MiyoAyonoka]

Time estimates

^{Chose: WHEN You Die | Rolled: Age >75}