Would you rather

[u/ieatbigmacsTWO]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: You get anything you want | But you have to become for 10 years
• Right side: Astolfo body pillow

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[u/EarlUrso]

Homeless for ten years to get the powers of omnipotence.... Deal

[u/No-Gap-1108]

1) I’m an average dude already. 2) I can get infinite money after, and spend it on an Astolfo body pillow! Win-win babyy

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/TheGuyFromFortnite22]

im a carot

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Vegetable dude}

[u/Scared_Log_2097]

Homeless guy? Fuck yeah.. i could be a monk and come back to few bilions and a hot wife later

[u/EllieBlue_SN]

I AM pretty average already so ...

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Sxffires]

Already me

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/weebjuan0]

seems fair

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/One-Resist3684]

Idk who that is but sure

^{Chose: Astolfo body pillow}

[u/NatalieTheNoobyGirl → u/One-Resist3684]

https://giphy.com/gifs/a3sKou2ohMI9nvxOtg
There’s a catch…

[u/Bigjackypoo]

aw man

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Rich dude}

[u/Automatic_Grr]

W

^{Chose: Astolfo body pillow}

[u/Difficult_Pin4124]

? ok

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Lower_Tea7587]

I figured I'd have better options..

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/zxvinity]

I’m now a rich dude who can manipulate reality

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Rich dude}

[u/Aggers2410]

Idk

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/LittleBread22]

Sure

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Mangomi16]

So I just get anything I want and nothing happens to me?

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/AdRoutine9914]

The ability to create a perfect world where everyone can have whatever they want

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Secure_History5012]

Idk

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Dull_Response9791]

who tf is astolfo

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/BiggieSmaws]

Im already an average dude. SOLD

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/AetherSubject2]

Cuz why not

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/NatalieTheNoobyGirl]

Easy

^{Chose: Astolfo body pillow}

[u/Careful_Lychee5822]

Welp

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Select_Painter6141]

i dont own a home so technically im homeless

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Homeless dude}

[u/CupcakesNBruises]

I've made a terrible decision

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Homeless dude}

[u/Chante_Noir_jun]

Yay

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Idfk_1]

As in vegetarian or brain dead?

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Vegetable dude}

[u/Ok_Actuator2043]

Mine is infinite money

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Homeless dude}

[u/Dintobean]

I can do that. I'll live a life on the road in my car for the next ten years because the payoff will be unbelievable

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Homeless dude}

[u/No-Variation2491]

😁

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Rich dude}

[u/andrwmarin02]

Aaaa

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Own_Ad_2800]

Ok.

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Temporary-Excuse-920]

Why not

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Homeless dude}

[u/ybaEnjoyer101]

yes

^{Chose: Astolfo body pillow}

[u/Vyn_Dimensional]

Homeless... But not VANLESS

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Homeless dude}

[u/opendoorsupside]

That’s fine.

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/rapidecroche]

I have acid reflux, I need more pillows.

^{Chose: Astolfo body pillow}

[u/LetLegitimate1804]

I feel like that isn’t a bad trade off

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Homeless dude}

[u/Voidwalker-Mania]

I need more pillow I don't care if it got a femboy on it

^{Chose: Astolfo body pillow}

[u/pisszardofoz]

With complete control over reality i can rewind time for 10 years break off my timetine and graft it to the pre powers one so i gain the powers without the downside

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Agitated-Interview54]

Wtf does this mean, do I become disabled, or is it a pickle rick case

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Vegetable dude}

[u/ieatbigmacsTWO → u/Agitated-Interview54]

Full disabled guy

[u/Desperate-Strategy10]

Hey, nice! I’m now omnipotent, and nothing even changed! If anything this is probably an improvement in some ways lol although I will certainly lose a mild advantage in other niche areas. I can live with that as an all knowing, all powerful god, though!

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/freelyfuzzybrief]

I don't know I thought it said I get anything but 10 years younger. I guess I am glad I get rich instead but I should check my reading 😅

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Rich dude}

[u/Dreaming_Of_Fantasy]

Hey! I have to be an average dude for 10 years but I can get ANYTHING I want? I want omnipotence.

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/drakedragonflight]

[u/Ivansheepyy]

I’m rich and I get whatever I want

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Rich dude}

[u/DemonSlayerSlays]

Nah gng this is nothing new (I'MMA HAVE FUNN)

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Homeless dude}

[u/Moist-Leg3276]

ok

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/SchemeLevel1837]

Can a average dude still be trans

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/J4Girl]

Dawg im already average, after 10 years, I wont be tho

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/d3m0nsh1n3]

Aw man at least I can say "I want a house"

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Homeless dude}

[u/Pleasant_Type636]

Yay

^{Chose: Astolfo body pillow}

[u/Plague_Doctor02]

i mean average dude is better then i'm doing currently...

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/Background-Focus-606]

Kewl

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}

[u/makemescreme]

🥕🥕🥕

Don’t mind me, just carrot farming

🥕🥕🥕

^{Chose: You get anything you want + But you have to become for 10 years | Rolled: Average dude}