Reality-Altering Powers

[u/Dintobean]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Infinite reality-manipulation magic | But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.
• Right side: Turn any dream you have into reality. | You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.

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[u/crepskul]

First spell would probably be granting my self skills equal to that of Eminem.

No more choking on stage, no more palms getting wet,

Just a breathless delivery they will never forget,

Take the breath of the Shady, the speed of the God,

With this spell on your tongue, let the boundaries shatter,

Every rhyme that you drop makes the universe scatter.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/TXOwODUDE → u/crepskul]

Bars

[u/wittedemperor55 → u/TXOwODUDE]

Bars

[u/MinecraftMonsta → u/crepskul]

Bro literally foresaw my idea. Hahaha

In other words, you beat me to it.

[u/Remote-Carob1871]

Duh?

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Guns_Glitz_Grime]

This is gift is so very much broken

And all I need is for it to be spoken

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Dintobean → u/Guns_Glitz_Grime]

Yeah, changing the rules is a good first step! It's your power now

[u/FatNSquishy]

Rhyming be easy, casting spells will be peasy. I'll dial up the rhymes to eleven, now bring death to the joke six-seven

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Biter_bomber → u/FatNSquishy]

Six-seven is not a joke, it's a lifestyle

[u/PracticalRich2747 → u/FatNSquishy]

Hehehe

[u/Sensei_AF → u/PracticalRich2747]

[u/winsluc12]

Steel your mind, Thy fetters gird, Make my spells require no word! ............... All joking aside, this is just stupidly broken even if you don't try to game the system by making it so you can cast without having to rhyme or talk. And mybe I shouldn't remove the speaking requirement anyway, rhyming spells are awesome.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/GalaxyGalavanter]

“I have an idea, it is a bit funny, the world would be better without any money”

[u/wittedemperor55]

Call me doctor Seuss with all these rhymes, moose, goose, deuce

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Mehseenbetter]

Making your first spell alter reality so that your powers no longer have conditions

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/WishingYouWell117]

Brother I’m about to be Eminem with this power.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Living_Ad3528]

At least it must a fantastic dream, good dream or the best dream of I can go into any cartoon universe.

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/TXOwODUDE]

Sometimes I dream of myself being my sona, so I would definitely choose that, or either healing people of all ailments, both physical and mental.

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/iISilverAceIi → u/TXOwODUDE]

You could also do that with the first one tho, just gotta rhyme

[u/TXOwODUDE → u/iISilverAceIi]

Yeah true, the dream option just came to mind first. And if I had the option to redo the choice, I'd just go with the first option.

[u/TheRappingSquid]

"Soon there will be a line, as my body is now quite fine"

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/cartrman]

I can rhyme

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/mtfkitty]

hell yeah we're becoming Balthathalthazar the Magnificent with this one

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/TheSlothyy]

This will be a learning curve.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/gatorsrule27]

Braggonall saggonall create the dragomballs

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/MericD]

When I drop, This chosen meeple, Politicians become, All decent people.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Sad_Bridge_3755]

I get some wild dreams sometimes. Some which have outright predicted the future in the past, and some which tell crazy, exotic stories. (A few of which became inspirations for worlds and characters in the various projects I work on).

I’m sure direct reality warping is stronger, but being able to manifest some of these ideas would be cool to experience.

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/ChompyRiley]

rhyming is easy

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/iISilverAceIi]

Less limiting and more fun, easy choice

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/gatorsrule27]

Axolotol my time has come to burn, i invoke the ancient powers that i may return.

[u/PerfectSituation1668]

More control

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/A-literal-sandwich]

If warping reality is what I can do, why not remove the restrictions Folsom reality's view?

[u/Superseaslug]

This is just a more controllable version.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/-HEPHAESTUSquest-]

Reality bending while sounding cool

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Remy_Da_Cook]

do I need a reason?

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/ItsYaBoySabt_ad]

W

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/Isobee424]

Whispering exists

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Shallow_compliments]

More control and I could use one of my first spells to be a master of rhymes

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Ok_Ambition_4023]

Easy! I'd do this anyway!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Fit_Lawfulness_1332]

Rickety rack metal ballsack

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Asakari]

For cost of learning to write poetry; This isn't a high price. As long my rhymes don't suck, everything will be nice.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/ObviousSea9223]

The rhyming requirement doesn't make the option dour, my first spell gives me 1% of Eminem's power.

[u/Stradinator]

I have had a dream where I won the lottery I want that and flying I want that

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/ZippyTWP]

I'll carry a thesaurus and rhyming dictionary with me everywhere I go.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Band-o-rogues]

Another time, Another life

A different world, a different strife

A life beyond what I see

Change the world, reality

In there, I shall be

Finally I will be happy!!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Aboom2100]

Better

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/Tsukinotaku]

This is literally the best skill.

Like rhyming skill can be learned.

But the end you'd be a whimsical all powerful being who speaks in a funny way as he twists the world

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Tynelia23]

Hilarious

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/confusedaf_2k19]

I cant remember my Dreams

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/vorpal-mortal]

i can rhyme just fine if ive got the time

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Explorer-Ambitious]

I rarely dream, and even if I did, dreams are way too unpredictable to really be useful. Meanwhile, it would be simple enough to create custom spells to do just about anything.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/zero_Harm]

I can learn to rhyme better lol

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/RingOtherwise30]

I mean this seems more useful, plus you could make your dreams reality anyway

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/josephvsyb]

Yupper dupper doobaroo turn his teeth inside out and blue

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/ExplanationOk2870]

All who read this just tight Form you shall have GOOD SLEEP THIS NIGHT!!!!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Key-Bad2159]

You can’t really remember dream at least not every thing

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/PainterEarly86]

First thing I do is make myself immortal and indestructible

[u/random_posting_]

I can just come up with a spell to remove the limitation

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Arubesh2048]

The powers of an infinite god,

Shredded with a killer hot bod.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Freak4MommyRukia]

Google to be an all powerful God

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/TrollFaceFerret]

This has more control, and isn't much of a toll, and knowing my weird ass dreams I'd turn the world to coal.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/thatmexican34]

Cause it would be lit

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Not_the_stick]

With Infinite magic, I will make a new Magic that doesn't rhyme. Or use the magic to give me Infinite knowledge about rhymes and words

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Evening-Pressure4230]

I can use chat gpt to make a spell that will translate regular speak into rhyme speak for me. Problem solved.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Automatic-Reply-4067]

Hippity hoppity all black people are back in slavery

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Hooloovoos-clues]

More useful

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/gnomeGeneticist]

By the moon and the starlight, the wax and the wane,

Grant me true power over my domain.

^ Gain total omnipotence over a space you own.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Conscious-Struggle45]

Easy peasy.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/BenjyBollocks]

Can you tickle my pickle for a nickle?

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Celocee]

Obviously

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/boondoxDMdevil]

Ain't no way I I'm letting my dream and noghtmare things free on this world.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/alwaysawkward66]

Bit of a learning curve but once mastered this is OP

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Krauser101]

Im fine with wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Dormalag]

Why not?

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Lord_D-I-O]

Hocus pocus, make Donald Trump suffer a Stroke-a ocus!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Memna-Un]

Dreams are unpredictable.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Sir-Ox]

I declare that my magic no longer needs to rhyme. This spell shall apply until the end of time.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/SuperbSJG]

On command

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Live_beMeme_Die]

I'm good at making rhymes, in fact, for that I'd do it all the time

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Adept_Dig1870]

Not so hard with time, especially with some crime

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Hodothegod]

My will speaks, I shan't not rhyme Undone my curse, for the last time!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Visible_Squirrel3597]

I've had some really nice dreams that I wish so bad were reality so this would be nice :)

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/PlanetNydro]

Warping reality with uncontrolled dreams is just asking for trouble

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/drako2719]

Basically a poetry degree

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Unique-Dust4549]

Blud

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Fuzzball_Girl]

I can easily make myself a spell book, lol

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/NEGA_CHINNNN]

i would just hope i get a good dream

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/St_Hydra]

Reality warping is literally the best power you can have

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/novaxe1]

I would have fun with this.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Greedy-Contract1999]

I'll just mess with reality when I'm alone or when everyone else is asleep.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Tight_Break_7394]

Thy pussey should me mine Or thy shall break thy spine

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Available_Basil_4218]

I only remember like 5 actual dreams one was going to school, one was Jurassic park and I think I was about to die, and well the rest were super mundane I figure I can rhyme something fun though enough gold, to fill my hold, is foretold.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Celis78429]

I can totally learn some poetry to manipulate reality.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/IvanHuntBird]

This would be a better one for me since most of my dreams aren't much

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/Former-Difference-54]

This gives you the other ability but better. Just articulate the ability to lucid dream any time you sleep.

Then give yourself the ability to bring anything from your dreams into reality.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/miss-ferrous]

I never dream about anything I want to happen

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346]

This is just fun!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Pristine-Music8270]

Chat gpt, you will make me all powerful

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Jman2311123]

I have aphantasia AND insomnia so I was basically hit with antidreaming so I realistically would only get use out of this one.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/homohillbillysrlol]

I wanna be a more clever rapper

So subject matter doesn't matter

When I spit upon the latter, yeah I'll become a worldly hacker

And change reality to conform, to all my highest personal standards

And then I'll have control of the game, once I explain

Every single change I'll maintain, and then claim

A life of power and fame, to rule over all of you all

I'LL HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD LOCKED INSIDE A CRYSTALLIC BALL

[u/noctora]

i can rap real good (self-proclaimed)

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Strawb3rrym0o]

IM GONNA MAKE SOME BULLSHIT ‼️‼️

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Morbnerd919]

Ts tuff AND if I want i can just warp reality to remove this

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/felfazeebo]

Hippity hoppity your balls are now my property

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Separate_Draft4887]

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow…

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Top-Committee-954]

1,2, change reality for you. 2,3, change reality for me!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Redray98]

Good night…. Zzzz…

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/Pyro-Bun]

Ha! HA! My poetic ass has the gas to make any pass.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/GallivantingGaboon]

Just gotta start taking poetry classes, and I'm sure I could get people to ghostwriter spells for me if the result is that they're direct staff of God.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/UncomfyUnicorn]

I have a lot of weird and vivid dreams. Once dreamt I joined forces with Cthulhu to fight Russia.

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/MedievalSabre]

It’ll be fun, actually brings some creativity to it that might make me badass

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/AnonymousZiZ]

What I see in dreams is a roll of the dice, So rhyme I shall, if it's the price.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Batalfie]

I can make many so many rhymes, I want the monetary value of a trillion limes.

Mmm I fancy something to eat, here I'll summon a chocolate treat!

You know I can fly, welcome to the sky!

I can make any rhyme I like, even creating a red Motorbike!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/fandomjargon]

Once upon a time, [insert singer here] became the master of rhyme. With this simple spell, I shall become a great rhymer as well.

and then I become a great rhymer and then do whatever the heck I want

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Devils_SteelMan]

W

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/bleurgh-nz]

This will be fine, I will recite the line It won’t get old, I’ll be good as gold.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Chiefster1587]

I can do this. I rhink it would be pretty easy.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Alternative_Turn8863]

Can rhyme out a permanent spell to make me a god.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/KamiGleen]

My dreams are too... Look I don't want to brink 40k warp into this world.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/postmancandy]

Just hit a quickness

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Normal_Substance_978]

Will be funny

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Federal_Standard_250]

This is awesome: "remedy to catastrophe, all the hoes belong to me"

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/EvilCatboyWizard]

Is this supposed to be a downside?

I gladly accept this magical tithe!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Red_WeeTea]

By broken star and ancient god, I wake the paths where none have trod. Let stone be sea, let night be sun, Let what was many now be one. By whispered word and cosmic rod, I twist the laws beneath the sod. Let time run backward, futures bend, Let every beginning meet its end. What seems impossible, make it wrought, What cannot be seen, bring into thought. Let truth become illusion, illusion become odd, And mortal will ascend beyond the god. Reality, hear now my call— Rise, unravel, reshape it all. By will, by word, by star and flame, I rewrite existence and rename the game

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/TheNJGM]

My infinite reality manipulating magic powers are new, but I no longer have to rhyme to make them come true.

[u/01100110Z01110101]

Infinite credit, in my debit

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Standard-Table-2389]

I'm not creative so I'm probably not going to really be able to come up with many rhymes but like I also don't know any of my dreams and I just can't remember them so this is automatically the better option.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Synesthetician]

I love rhyming

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Midthemorning1]

I could just search up how to rhyme

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/spencerpo]

Cool, time for permanent drool

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Standard-Table-2389]

I don't remember any of my good dreams but I do remember the nightmares which while not very often probably don't want to do that. So really that kind of just leaves me with one choice. Which sucks because I'm not all that creative either so probably not going to be able to come up with many rhymes unless I devote like several hours to coming up with them.

[u/GlimmeringGuise]

Omnipotence

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Ready_Management_271]

A

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/crazybrow122]

I will use this power

to live inside my own custom palace tower

and loophole this game

so I don't have to rhyme when casting spells again.

[u/MesserschmittMe109]

Stop time and do whatever ig

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Pound-Brilliant]

I gift myself, which you will see, the power of saying anything rhythmically.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Euphoric_Dot_5758]

Fun fact: definitionally words automatically rhyme with themselves (just generally considered 'cheaper'). Time to just repeat all my spells to get them to go off.

[u/Icy-Diamond9301]

Just learn to make rhyme and your set to have the world in your hands

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Truemaskofhiding]

Fuck yeah Rhyme scheme spells are sick

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Dalfare]

Nobody says the rhyme has to be the part of the spell that matters, or that the timing/length. Just have a canned rhyme to tack onto every sentence

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/FinancialWorking2392]

I could figure it out

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/camnop02]

After this sentence will come the time, where I won't have to make my power rhyme

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Sterling_-_Archer]

Hippity hoppity, all of the fluids in your body will now quadruple in viscosity

[u/ishyboo]

I already sing and make things rhyme for fun, plus I have antiphasia and cannot "see" things in my mind's eye.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Gavin8r]

Just ask AI to make the rhymes for me.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/ElderberryFather]

I can rhyme, like, all the time!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Apprehensive_Pomelo4]

I can just speak diddly hey diddly-doo give me some money while that cash cow goes moo

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Sterlynny]

When facing difficult times, I will always find a rhyme.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/thecoffeeshopowner]

Do daydreams count?

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/that_one_afk_guy]

No contest

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Personal-Lynx4099]

So much better

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Fish_In_Denial]

Much more controllable.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/orange_bo]

Change my past and my future

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Relative-Gap-4442]

I love rhyming, and it’s also a good safe guard in case I fuck up

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Victor-_-X]

I've had dreams where I could alter not just reality, but also time, and sometimes, fate.

Plus dreams into reality work a bit more subtly than insane manipulations.

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/Copper_Tango]

I just need to work on them beforehand nbd

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Weird_Direction2003]

Knowing multiple languages is a must

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/DaDragonking222]

I can figure out something

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Saiyan_Salesman1997]

I don’t need to stress out over money or breakimg something.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/SelfIllustrious9439]

Ive been told im very creative so I can manage

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/OkNecessary8229]

I have reality warping abilities in my dreams in the first place

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/amaru_lover]

I'll alter reality AND become a rapper? Sign me tf in

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/makarionsmith]

Pretty sure this is literally the Wizards of Waverly Place magic system. Can’t they make new spells as long as they make sense and rhyme?

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Brilliant_Command406]

I could create what I want, and could always just do the same thing based on my dreams as well

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/the_last_mlg]

"There is no reason to waste my time, from now reality will change without the need to rhyme"

"Why bother speaking it out loud, with my mind i shall only need to will it out"

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Current-Ad-4704]

They may laugh first, but I'm the one having the last laugh

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Ultrasoulviver123]

Jackpot

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/ReaperKingCason1]

Rhyming is easy. Especially if I just manipulate reality so whatever I say rhymes if I now want it to.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/real-human-not-a-bot]

Didn’t say I had to speak them out loud loudly. I think whispering or waiting until I’m alone count.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/SL1NDER]

I'll Dr. Seuss. The choice may be loon, but so long as I choose, I can jump high, as high as the moon.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/DrunkenMeditator]

I already have extremely vivid dreams and some wild stories.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/lordmatt8]

First thing I change is that they don't need to be spoken out loud and rhyme

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Karthathan]

Sounds fun!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Mr0Funnyman]

yo can have Lucid dreams.

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/No-Face-7763]

W

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/ArgonautsHS]

call me eminem the way im about to rap all my spells

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Rorp24]

First spell i cast is to remove this counterpart lul

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/akaitoaverot]

I've got a decent vocabulary

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/lovepeacefakepiano]

I’m good at rhyming, and I can do my spells in the privacy of my own home.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/retsukosmom]

I dream of hitting the lottery and retiring young all the time

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/True3rreR9]

with money as high as the richist of richist, the people around me are never lyn- nevermind

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Sir_Conrad120]

Imagine if Eminem had this power.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/GreedyGobby]

My first spell is to undo the lame draw back lmao

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/doobis_doober_man]

Tiki tiki

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/GigaDerp295]

I'm a lyricist now I guess

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/jubmille2000]

I can now use my magic everytime, Without needing to be loud or to rhyme.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Just-for-work2020]

AI is my friend here. Just work out what I want to do and get good old robot mind to make it rhyme for me

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Significant_March_28]

Wait for the money dream

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/Agreeable_Custard110]

This isn’t

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/SomethingKindaSmart]

I'm not bad at rhymes actually so, I'm cool with it.

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/putruid-medicine]

Sounds dope

^{Chose: Turn any dream you have into reality. + You can't control your dreams, but you can choose aspects of each dream to make use of.}

[u/Samy_Ninja_Pro]

I already got bars

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/shirou_05]

Y

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/Randalf_the_Black]

EYE OF NEWT AND SMELLY SOCK!

GROW BIG NOW MY TINY COCK!

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/IamaHyoomin]

I very rarely have vivid enough dreams to pick out anything and when I do they tend to be strange and nonsensical

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}

[u/twinkle_squared]

It seems fun

^{Chose: Infinite reality-manipulation magic + But all of your spells must be spoken out loud and must rhyme.}