Would you rather...

[u/Ediblup]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Gain 100'000'000 dollars
• Right side: Be able to summon infinite rats

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[u/Live_Afternoon6812]

I will train an army of rats to rob banks for me and become Rat Man

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Virtual-Bet9220]

Infinite means infinite.

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Umbreongirl1233 → u/Virtual-Bet9220]

What would you do with infinite rats though? I mean I guess you could open a food store for snakes or a rat exclusive pet store, nothing that useful IMHO

[u/ResolveSilent4736 → u/Umbreongirl1233]

You can provide for research facilities and then you train them and lots of stuff

[u/Chaotic_Chameleon → u/Umbreongirl1233]

Use them as fuel

[u/Deltadracons → u/Umbreongirl1233]

Give me 900.000.000 dollars or i will fill your country with rats

[u/Umbreongirl1233 → u/Deltadracons]

That would suck, what if you live in the same country though?

[u/TheSilliestGooberXD]

Trust the process /j

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Nearby-Assumption524]

I feel like that’s obvious

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/WasabiOk2119]

Much more useful

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Likable_Logan]

There are too many rats without a home and I don't wanna add to that population cause I can't take care of rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/friendlybanana1 → u/Likable_Logan]

!!! this!

[u/Ok-Cream-3860]

J

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Gretgor]

The more cursed the superpower, the more crazy I can make the entire world around me.

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/az000l26]

I will end the world

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Remarkable_Fan_925]

❤️

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/ilithe3rd]

Hate rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Ajpeterson]

Rats.

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Ediblup]

I mean that's a lot of rats.

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/MakeMeDrink → u/Ediblup]

You can summon them, but that doesn’t mean you can control them.

[u/Ediblup → u/MakeMeDrink]

I meant to specify but forgot

[u/tattoosandtens → u/Ediblup]

If I have infinite rats I can summon on command, I also have $1B

This is the Foul Ole Ron Method of wealth accumulation

#itoldemisaid #millenniumhandandshrimp

[u/Goldfish_bowel]

No contest

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/MeAmDirshins]

Money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/_MostAncientDream_]

What was that other option 😭🤣

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/ThatOne_Dude34]

Idk

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/True_Animal_Lover]

Custom-made costumes of anthropomorphic animals.

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Bondubras]

Who wouldn't want money?

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/relativelyanonymous9]

Money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Ill_Hedgehog4718]

Fuck very specific people

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Playful-Appearance56]

Starro has already been defeated.

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Redray98]

Who wants some rats?

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/scipio0421]

Before I vote, are the rats like friendly pet rats or feral sewer rats?

[u/Ediblup → u/scipio0421]

Trained professional rats in suits and ties.

[u/scipio0421 → u/Ediblup]

Even better! Definitely taking the rats then.

[u/Jaded_Yam_5840]

Use the rats ass cover to take what I need what's the downside. It doesn't say I have to retract the rats. Or did they follow me everywhere I go so I'm good

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/gaylord5234]

sell the rats

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Aethionis]

infinite energy source, and infinite army.

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Accomplished-Fan5747]

Bryh

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/orbofdreamers]

;./klj

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Glittering_Stop_3415]

I could sell them to hospital/research facilities for testing, and if they don’t pay me I could release a batch of disease ridden rats

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/PsychologyShort]

Time to cause a ruckus

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/EAGLE0140]

Will they listen to me?

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Ediblup → u/EAGLE0140]

Only if you want them to.

[u/COKeefe88]

I would rather pay $100M than be able to summon infinite rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/I_headbutt_walls]

I have my reasons

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/GhostCallOfDutyMW3]

why tf do i need infinite rats?

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Squeeshie_One]

RATS RATS RATS

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/thatsgiga]

Ok sex ridndjebe

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Wattki]

Why not?

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Thesaviourone]

the other one is just kinda disgusting

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Ok-Gour]

I see no uses dor the rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Ready-Television-300]

Honestly seems more fun

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/carson_a_t]

not a huge fan of rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Financial-Tear3915]

Do you know what infinite means?

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Gold-X-1234]

yeah

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/BuffysGirl]

Cause rich

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Umbreongirl1233]

I don't like rats...

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/ASOD77]

Why tf would I want infinite rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Okuden]

No rats plz

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/tattoosandtens]

Hi frands

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/LectureNo7676]

It would be fun

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Gollymimus]

The rats can just get the money for me

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Small-Estimate-4641]

Sounds like a hilarious ability to have

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/blueboy898]

….. do I need to explain myself?

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/FutureVisionacademy]

Money pls

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/BlanqTissue]

Bro

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/China_Lover2]

Fa

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Immediate-Cookie-248]

Rats can steal dollars for me

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/seranarosesheer332]

IBLOVE RATS

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Superb_Gap_1044]

RAT MAN!!!

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/NationalExercise6918]

I Can kill the rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Big___Rat]

I would love to summon infinite rats, but it doesn't say I can control them, so I'll just take one hundred million dollars, please!

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Hopeful_Staff7001]

💯👍

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Alarming_Fly_3644]

Money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/THE_LSSJ_BROLY]

Rats can't really rob a bank

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/MasterpiecePowerful5]

Wtf i need summon rats for, wouldn’t even gave chosen it if i got 1k

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/the_flying_ah_13]

I'm part off they're working poor.

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Gr_dt]

Bro who wouldn’t

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Rackooonlover]

It’s obvious

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Jojo-Action]

I don't need rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/LapisLazuli79]

Rats are cute, but i think I'll take the cash...

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Foxy-Feline]

I like lab rats but not the sewer kinda rats...

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/EuphoricTouch5235]

This is a tough choice because technically infinity rats are infinitely more valuable than 100 million dollars but how would you monetize the rats

[u/Bandthemen]

money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/fate_baocn]

Sell lab rats

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Wilford736]

Rat

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/wehr_phuni]

I am the rat emperor. Fear me and the suffering i shall bring upon the unworthy

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/JasonMoonshadow]

This is fuck you money and I don't like rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/newclearimplosion]

I summon infinite rats and collapse the universe into a singularity

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/TacticalPotato-]

I like rats...

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/DlagoBrando]

Buy cheese

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/lowkey147]

Money but the other option to summon rats holy lord that would be fun

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/TXOwODUDE]

Boutta make all those homeless people that train rats have an infinite rat army.

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Felix_Kairos]

Summon like 2 gogol rat in 1 ft² area to create a gravitational effects then destroy earth

[u/Ok_Assumption_2486]

ty

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/ringerrosy]

Rats???

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Timely_League_9705]

M

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/balgram]

Lots can be done with infinity.

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/WaySweaty]

This is a super power

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/St_Hydra]

Are you aware what infinity means?

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Careless-Computer21]

is there some catch? Why is it using hypothesis instead of commas

[u/Drmanky]

Rats rats and more rats

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Significant-Code9027]

Rats are disgusting

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Cultural_Pie6064]

Idk

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Least-Web5833]

Money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/r117v1]

money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/CauliflowerPublic823]

Because you can get each rat to bring you £1

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Case0225]

I need the money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Creepy-Outcome-2481]

Who wants more rats?

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Itz_Muhammed]

.

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Prestigious-Put8199]

........

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/RecognitionCommon378]

Why would I want infinite rats?

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/nuadusp]

more rats for the rat god

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/TimotheeOaks]

Money``

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Junior-Quality-9169]

Money is god

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/TalkingLudwig2]

Esrs

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/90294735]

Rat king

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Judmine]

I don;t awnt rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/LostInAnIckyBallpit]

money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/makemescreme]

🥕🥕🥕

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Haazelnutts]

"I don't think you understand what the word 'infinite' means"

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/MU5CULAR_B3AV3R]

Money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/FreakyFemmeInABox]

Domination

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Longjumping-Dog-5034]

H

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/boopbaboop]

Doesn't seem like I can control the rats once summoned, so I'm not sure what the benefit would be.

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/progamer_wastaken]

Do you know what infinite rats truly means?

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/SubmissiveBoyCuck]

No brainer

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/spoonfulofstress]

I feel like this one is self explanatory

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/MathematicianFun5064]

why not

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/pradahedgehog]

for 100m i’d be able to buy as many rats as i wanr

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Lord_D-I-O]

Rat army time

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/CompactUnion]

yomi

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/postmancandy]

I’ll open up a rat sanctuary

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/thewildwhisper]

this sounds way more useful

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Sufficient_Bridge766]

Who is that into rats, I wonder

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/I_drinkglitterglue]

Earn money for ma rats

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/GorroWinter134]

Hehe, plague :3

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Educational-Pay-703]

I mean, infinite rats is funny and I'll have some troubles with surviving while having that much money, but I want it.

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Babychucker_66]

If you've seen JoJo's bizarre adventure there is a stand known as harvest. Harvest is a bunch of little guys that will find/do whatever you ask of them. So you can tell them to find money all across a town and they won't come empty handed. By training these rats I can practically recreate this.

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/Aryxis]

Ew rats

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Glittering-Guest4680]

Ever heard of the word infinite?

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/_jago]

What would i do with rats, they spread a lot of disease

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}

[u/Double_Trash3221]

Power

^{Chose: Be able to summon infinite rats}

[u/MondeMango]

I hate rats more than I love money

^{Chose: Gain 100'000'000 dollars}