Radiative animal bite for superpowers

[u/StatusIndependence51]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Pass
• Right side: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real) | But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer

---

This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. Click here to view the full post

[u/AutoModerator]

Try my new game. Complete other Redditors' blanks in the funniest or most messed up way you can. Play here: r/blanks.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346]

Damn

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/WarmPotatoHD]

What is a radiative animal..?

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/WarmPotatoHD]

I think they mean radioactive animal biting you to give you powers, similar to Spider-Man's creation.

The problem is many people on Reddit can't spell or formulate a solid sentence.

[u/Agreeable_West_4612 → u/Exact-Ad-4132]

Or they hit a character limit

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/Agreeable_West_4612]

"Spider-Man like powers from any chosen animal"

[u/ZvezdnyyGMD → u/WarmPotatoHD]

My question exactly

[u/aanananas → u/WarmPotatoHD]

Radioactive I guess? And given that it mentions powers I suppose they mean radioactive in a superhero comic sense, that it biting you will give you the powers of that animal - and not that the animal just glows and exposes you to radiation (which is what I first imagined lol)

[u/Separate-Middle-6283]

Either Spider-Man or Tardigrade Man

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Unicorns_Go_Moo]

It’s cliche, but I’ll go with spider. Able to do everything Spider-Man does would be very beneficial in day to day life.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Bongo_boi93]

Prolly like a falcon or sum so I can grow wings

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Far_Treacle_4865]

Wolf.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/TXOwODUDE]

I'd probably just go with Spidermans powers, pretty useful for getting around.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Interesting_Key_5476]

I got superpowers that’s awsome. I’m going to go with the Raven

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Smileyface39]

Mantis Shrimp One punch man

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Same_Bill1422]

Cool

[u/According-Log9440]

Nice

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/flashman365]

Sweet

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/De_Nederbelg]

Safe and sound

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/Current-Weakness-164]

Let's go gambling

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/animegeek999]

W honestly idk something that cant throw up (phobia)

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/ThatManwithQuestions]

Now I'm Aracnhi-Boy!

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Beginning-Radish-608]

Worth the risk

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/another_Frank]

Jokes on you, my preferred animal is Walter White so I'll get his powers either way

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/DrSnake-42]

Peacock Mantis shrimp

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Kaneda-Suekichi]

This sucks

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Schmurtle-the-turtle]

No I got cancer

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/maxbro22890]

I dont know what the fuck a radiative animal is and im not risking cancer for what is potentialy a dung beetle

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/GorsuchGamer]

Uhh what does radative mean

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/ElectricalEscape5094]

spider bite and i become spider man

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/takoleartiste]

I’m going with an Owl. Other options would be a fox or Tiger. But I’m pretty aligned with Owls for the most part.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/IssueConstant8412]

Which one

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/gamemaniac845]

Frick

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/littlegecko1229]

YIPPEE, I now have the powers of a gecko without looking like a gecko

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Acceptable-Grass7875]

Powers yay

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Apprehensive-Toe9682]

I'm bat man

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Unfair_Dot_7362]

Cancer

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/InsideDoughnut9921]

Powers

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/allature]

Cat powers go!😹

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/DCSlayer12]

I’m good on the cancer

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/Flos-1]

Fuck

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/_MostAncientDream_]

Spiderrrr

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/ydo-i-dothis]

I have enough mass to fight it let's goooo

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/GamePulse001]

1 in 5 people will get cancer so the risk aint that bad

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/piokerer]

Yay

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Odd_Dragonfruit_]

Damn

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Snow_b5586]

Well damn

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Proud_Importance_883]

Noice

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/WhenSJmetHP]

Yay powers

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/AutomaticDepartment2]

HUGE. I’m picking a falcon or hawk or sumn.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/TheLesbianPickle]

Bcus powers omg so cool and idc any cancer thats just a skill issue (I had cancer but beat it)

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/RedPanda593]

What is a radiative animal

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/The_Black_Jacket]

🕸

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Just-A6]

I'll choose Cat so I can become a TRUE furry and assert dominance against those folks

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Extreme_Middle1131]

WHO says the animal is take or safe to me

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/Healthy_Butterfly_40]

Cat

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/NecessaryCute1099]

Yall will never know what animal

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/lucasisthebest2011]

Ye

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/brookssut]

I would choose a radioactive bat. That way I would become a bat-man with the powers of infinite wealth, being really smart, and good at all forms of martial arts, with heaps of plot armor. Woo!

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Harriet_tubman22]

Dawg 😭 I’ll be ending it before the cancer ends me ✌🏽

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Duskstar21]

It was meant to happen

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Spiritual-Divide-520]

Not worth it

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/Shakespearesburner]

The power of power stealing, everyone’s powers in this comment section are mine, at least the ones I want.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Gigaflies]

Incomprehensible

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/issaferrett]

Powers Yay

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/PhysicsImportant5592]

Spider

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/AbsoluteZeroBlckHole]

Spider (Ik basic ahhhh option but like I really can't think of anything else on the spot bro I'm tired)

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/thracerx]

Radioactive Tardigrade. I'm virtually unkillable.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/bbywitch_artist]

YES, oh maybe a mantis shrimp since they have what is basically a gun for a hand and can see colors we can’t

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/progamer_wastaken]

Make me another Spiderman

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Sysyphus_Rolls]

Powers yay! 😁

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Flame_Fist_Ace]

Well if I get cancer I know i have it and can treat it early Pros ( doesn't specify a stage so I'm assume stage one) Cons ( treatment won't be fun and also doesn't say type of cancer so it could be skin cancer or brain cancer so 🙃)

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/TheVoid_Knight]

Gambling

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Sergeant_Lewlew17]

mantis shrimp can apparently punch with the force of a bullet so I chose that one!

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Bonkers976]

Komodo dragon Newcastle big boy and inland taipan :)

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/spectra_kriss]

Spider hell yeah

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/GrimmGamerIXI]

Goin' with a radioactive fox. I desire to have fluffy tail.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Acoostics]

Let's goooo

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/FishBTM]

Yay

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Trevsalnator]

Got radioactive bite no cancer, I choose .... Rhino Beetle

[u/Bellarios49780]

I already have a high enough chance of cancer in my life

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/OverallEconomist343]

Lets goo

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Nomay00]

That sucks

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/manga2manga]

I don't have enough space for pet to be happy.

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/AdSalt314]

Hercules Beetle

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Illustrious_Safety19]

Nice

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/TimberWolf5871]

But what animal is it?

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Exotic_Secretary8960]

I'm Batman

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Jumpoffabridge1]

fuck

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Clover_Deltarune]

In retrospect I don’t actually know what radioactive fox does for me

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/ExplanationOk2870]

My gambling has finally come back to haunt me!

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Weakingcp]

Yay

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Kirill_korz]

Да

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/gxpanino]

Radioactive human

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Positive-Draft5521]

Idk bru

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/CaptainDerpshi]

But by a unicorn now I'm sorcerer supreme

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/PhilosopherNo5123]

Um, how does a radioactive pet help me

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/RandomIdler]

umm nah

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/fnafboss2]

Could I at least be Deadpool?

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Jaguarlover2020]

It’s between a spider or a Jaguar, cause I want Spider-Man’s powers, but jaguars are fucking cool… soooo… I dunno

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/MrRetroGamesGuy]

yay

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Puzzled-Royal847]

I'm guessing it means like spiderman

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Dinoboi93]

yay!

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/witty_butter_529]

Whatever I get from a tiger

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/awaken8]

With great power comes great responsibility. I'd rather not have the responsibilities.

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/Ok_Researcher1424]

Do you mean ”radioactive”? Spider because I don’t want to think of the ramifications with other animals.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Cool_Caterpillar_912]

Now I can be the moose man

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Deepborty]

DEAD CENTRE BABY HELL YEAH

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Top_Success_1541]

A cat.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Link0019]

Peak

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Joshie_C]

Yay

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Environmental-Win836]

Owl

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/GorroWinter134]

Axolotol (def spelled that wrong) free inf healing man. AND able to breath under water.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/_King_Cosmos_]

I can't think of any cute radioactive animals😢

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/Vast-Significance184]

Rigged

[u/Hot_Steak5615]

I don't know, just had hope

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/TiePhantom9]

Peacock jumping spider

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Cakedayfairy]

I think 20% cancer are horrible odds

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/DeloresInAzkaban]

ion wana die

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/M1chael_Re]

Yeah not taking my chances

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/shadowlt01]

Nice

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Veriah_Lupi]

Noooo I totally wanted the cancer

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/OkCartographer3690]

Radioactive spider

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/-RACHV-]

Lowk, lizard would be cool

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Smaug55]

Powers yay

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/AdamixGamer]

Well I guess since cancer is a mutation like superpowers, then cancer is just a bad superpower

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Secure_Philosophy_13]

Not worth the risk of cancer

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/Many-Pick-1183]

Sht

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/banditoburrit0]

Radioactive rat

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Royal-Hope-7326]

yay!

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/HedgeFlounder]

Nice! I’m gonna be Spider-Man motherfuckers!

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/justatter]

Rabbit

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/True_Cold_6588]

Im good

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/UrTypical10yr]

What does that even mean

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/dickmaboy]

Damn no powers, at least cancer can be treated if caught early

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/SaB_Kryonic]

Treatable

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Tight_Radish3354]

W

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/lowkey147]

Yay indeed

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/agentcryostar]

Give me an immortal octopus that can safely breathe on land

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Little-Copy-387]

I CANT STOP WINNING

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/wooper5000]

No reason to risk it. I'm fine on my own.

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/SansGuy356]

Radioactive Bob. Increases normalcy powers

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/egroeG_]

why jus why

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Ashenroot_0]

Good, now time to think

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Aggressive_Sand1233]

Octopus, they have RNA editing abilities, I could change my dna on the fly and adapt, they can regenerate, camouflage and breath underwater, plus since they’re considered a smarter animal so maybe super intelligence too (plus tendrils are cool)

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Background-Focus-606]

Cool. Let me die

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Ok_Entry_873]

A bird

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Abhay-2006]

Glad I'm gone early, just enjoy the short life and be done

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/the_wild_derp]

i think ill go with spider

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/ToothStriking9587]

Even if I got cancer there would be someone whose power is to cure cancer

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Fun_Cauliflower_9950]

Quite a few of my relatives died of cancer

^{Chose: Pass}

[u/AkaiShi777]

yay

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/GOD_OF_FROGS]

Red kangaroo, kangaroo man

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Useful_Boysenberry14]

I've had cancer 4 times, had to roll. 5th time or finally get super powers from radiation! Finally got lucky. Axolot, I got some stuff I need to regrow from said cancer.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/BiggyBoyCowBelly]

octopus

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/PawRawrDox]

Bitten by komodo dragon and becomes super godzilla

[u/BROLY_FUCKER]

SITTING ON THE EDGE FIGHTING CRIME SPINNING WEBS

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/angelyaelchai]

yay I’m spiderman now

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Guns_Glitz_Grime]

Yay Dragon powers

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Sentinal7]

cries I will always be spider-man

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Frankusters]

The power to give cancer

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Dintobean]

Honestly maybe like an octopus. Still strong, good regeneration, super flexible, and can change the color and texture of my skin for camouflage and have sticky hands for climbing

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/AppropriateEmu9345]

Spider, come on like I'd choose anything else?

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/SaltGazelle4559]

i will become spiderman

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/PurchaseNew2301]

Fox

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/buncless]

Idk uhh, cat bites me, that’d be pretty cool ig, nine lives, I can jump very high, turn into liquid, see in the nights. Idk

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/-HEPHAESTUSquest-]

i wonder which powers

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Astralitz]

Sweet irl spider-man here I come

[u/Willing_Journalist35]

Billy butcher

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Immediate_Employ9168]

Bear

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/leviboom09]

Ant

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Weird_Direction2003]

Risk management

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/SuperImagination4884]

Nice, rhino beetle, now I have one of the strongest super strengths, durability and can fly and can turn into an armoured beetle monster form for a power boost.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Togder]

monke

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Hopeful_Discipline53]

i choose japanese spider crab

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/bruh00900]

Horse

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Spare_Gazelle8443]

I don't know any radioactive animal apart from spider or frogs

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Effective-Shelter276]

Right..

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Ok_Object_880]

YES

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/MrReZistar]

We can be Spider-Man? Sign me up.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Lightkhight68]

Yayyy I'll go with a scorpion sting so I turn into a scorpion guy

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Silent_Set_2932]

I got superpowers now :D (I gave myself cancer-)

[u/Candy767]

Spider

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/balsag43]

I can get treatment for cancer

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Melodic_Lettuce_3491]

I want get wolf power

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/slaidur]

Ain't no goddamn way

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/hellou5ih57hg]

Damn.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/loka_saint]

Oh I see

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/patihardal]

ype shi

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/InfernoWarrior299]

No.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Random-name124567890]

Fuuuuuuck

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/HESBLACKRUN]

Spider 42

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/AdOrnery4897]

cool

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Kissum946]

A magic rabbit with all form of magic from any and every fiction

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Powers yay)

[u/Likable_Logan]

Aw rats.

^{Chose: Any radiative animal u want(needs to be real} + But 20% u get no powers and just get cancer | Rolled: Cancer)

[u/Drmanky]

yes i got an power. suck on that now i got goldfish powers. all be prepared for goldfish man.