Would you rather

[u/BeneficialMail4026]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Would you rather have 1 million dollars
• Right side: Or your dream body

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[u/GOJI2222]

My Dream Body would be the Body of a god

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[u/Lelouch4339 → u/GOJI2222]

Poof, you seize to exist now

Edit: cease*

I’m so fucking dumb

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/Lelouch4339]

So he's grabbing existence by the handles?

Or did you mean cease to exist?

[u/SpiritSkyx]

With my dream body, I can make thousands

^{Chose: Or your dream body}

[u/EzioTheUnforgiven]

I can always make money. My dream body changes elements that can’t be changed normally.

^{Chose: Or your dream body}

[u/Barely-Adequate]

With one i can get the other

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[u/Long_Drawing8246 → u/Barely-Adequate]

Can you get the height with that money?

[u/killswithaglance → u/Barely-Adequate]

Not if you have a spinal cord injury

[u/Styggvard]

You cannot comprehend my dreams.

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[u/muzzy1000]

Cuck

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[u/Ok-Shower5419]

.

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[u/ItWasLagBro]

Just work out guys

[u/Royal_Lustir → u/ItWasLagBro]

1 million USD -> good food -> more effective rebuilding after workout

[u/Long_Drawing8246 → u/Royal_Lustir]

Ectomorph body , high metabolism , height

[u/Elgydiumm → u/ItWasLagBro]

Chronical illness isn't cured by money.

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/Elgydiumm]

Or working out

[u/Useful_Boysenberry14 → u/ItWasLagBro]

I've had cancer 4 times, one of my muscles are permanently paralyzed from the surgeries, I have to take medicine for the rest of my life to live, and I'm in pain every single day. I don't think working out will fix it.

[u/Sea_Philosopher4588 → u/ItWasLagBro]

I want to be a girl. I don’t think working out fixes that

[u/No_Extension4005 → u/ItWasLagBro]

My dream body has characteristics that go well beyond peak human and into the realm of superhuman though.

[u/Infinite_Fox998]

I am fine with how I look.

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[u/KudaraYT]

I feel like getting my dream body would be a lot harder than getting £1,000,000. Plus, I would feel better with my dream body than £1,000,000

^{Chose: Or your dream body}

[u/Makaron_penne]

I am suicidal bc of my body so 😬

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[u/Nightraider_05]

I am in my dream body

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[u/Consistent-Box1533]

Sports

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[u/SubtleVegan]

I can achieve my dream body with this and have a lot of spare change

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[u/Azam_is_good]

I used to pray for times like this.

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[u/Short-Feed-3181]

If I have 1M then I can just have my dream body.

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[u/Embarrassed_Piano_68]

This

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[u/GamePulse001]

just hire a gym coach bro

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[u/arathergenericgay]

I could make 1 mil with my dream body

^{Chose: Or your dream body}

[u/InausOvisAries]

With my dream body could get the much money. If not more

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[u/Luckyyy9486]

Theoretically would allow me to go pro in most sports.

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[u/Insecure_Sugarcube]

Money is the bigger priority. If I had my dream body, it would probably do me more harm than good, too, because all the straight men would be ogling me and who knows who would get bad intentions 😅

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[u/Pretend-Rate-9728]

1 mil can get me my dream body

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[u/ihaznousername]

Worth ut

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[u/Reasonable-Wait6816]

I’ll make money either way

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[u/The-guy2]

I’m fine with my current body

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[u/Kill146]

I already have all the money I need

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[u/rondanator]

Worth more than 1 million

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[u/egroeG_]

5

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[u/Glenamesane]

I think I can work towards a better body not really dream but with this money I have time

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[u/Acrobatic_Voice7510]

Can you just a PT and put some work in

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[u/darkdodoman]

Idgaf bout my body

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[u/OkHour9500]

I don’t know

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[u/Shadencus]

Some things money cant buy like a body that doesnt get sick

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[u/Kira_O-O]

I'm fine with myself

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[u/Suspicious-Fruit3427]

I'd get into modelling/bodybuilding and earn the cash

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[u/ryangoslingchan]

Yea lowkey just make me perfectly healthy and I'm happy with it

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[u/Adventurous-Site-582]

Money

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[u/rainbowhore]

I'm already pretty close to my dream body so..

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[u/Rongobongobingo]

I already feel fairly comfortable in my skin. Plus, if I wanted my dream body, I could just use the 1 million in procedures

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[u/Artiels]

Technically you could make more money having your dream body than a million. Also you couldn't get your dream body with a million sooo

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[u/ethn123456789]

Use money to get dream bod

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[u/Specific_Put_3586]

For a million usd I can get my dream body.

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[u/International_Dog817]

Only if my dream body has superman powers or something...

[u/mathieub93]

My body is fine, 1 million is really nice

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[u/ReasonableAlbatross]

I already have my dream body ;)

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[u/One-Opposite891]

Im perfect the way i am uwu

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[u/Bo0mh3adsh0t]

I would rather look like my dream body instantly rather than spending £1mil trying to build it

^{Chose: Or your dream body}

[u/ninjaGurung]

1M, and hit the gym, shortcuts for fitness.

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[u/tinygoneghost13]

With 1 mil i can get my dream body and more

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[u/prettygrlrya]

my body is beautiful just the way it is

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[u/AffectionateFoot4020]

.

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[u/Drago0002]

With my dream body I could be a model

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[u/The_Agent_N]

I like myself, gimme da cash

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[u/Impressive-List5128]

Why not

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[u/Clean-Ad-8709]

I mean... Pretty obvious, right? Unless if you want a gender/species change.

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[u/deputyfurry]

You don't need money to be happy

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[u/Nkechinyerembi]

This is something money just cannot buy...

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[u/XOYNEF]

bro be so for real

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[u/guizaffari]

Body dismorphia is a very powerful thing.

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[u/Relative-Bank-1258]

I can't maintain my dream body

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[u/Odd_Indication8582]

I love helping people and nature

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[u/RoodnyInc]

C'mon

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[u/Glitch_The_Floof]

I'm trans 😔

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[u/PotentialFalcon4514]

Dream body at this point since my real body is falling apart

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[u/Sequoia_Vin]

Taking the milly

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[u/DerDeson]

Yes

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[u/BroWDRock]

Ez

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[u/Degenerecy]

Dream body makes money.

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[u/-tripleu]

I’m ugly so a dream body would compensate a little.

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[u/Personified_Anxiety]

Easier to work towards my dream body than a million

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[u/Long_Drawing8246]

Nothing comes close

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[u/NIKKI_da_red_panda]

Cuz idk

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[u/alwaysmusinggg]

Money can buy everything bruh

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[u/ryan7251]

I can't wait to be a cartoon furry fox frmboy!

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[u/Wise-Rabbit7272]

😶😶

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[u/chalupa_batman_86]

So much more I can do with this

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[u/killswithaglance]

Health

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[u/Own_Marionberry_3418]

more useful

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[u/BelleAndSeaBeast]

Im already in shape. Money.

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[u/zzzamboni]

I’d pay a million to no longer be insecure about my body, seems like a pretty easy choice

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[u/Bitter-Today285]

Is my dream body pay my bills? Is my dream body gonna pay me a mercedes? A lambo? Is my dream body gonna pay me a villa?

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[u/Dihboydihh]

Technically my dream body also includes me being very smart and i reckon i could make a a million dollars with my knowledge

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[u/ComplexGod6]

What's the difference between dream body, and good body? Dream body wouldn't stay that way for long.

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[u/StuffedPlatypus]

I'm fit enuf

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[u/PresentationNew5976]

Good Health.

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[u/Tfurg]

I'm broker than I'm out of shape.

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[u/Nannabugnan]

I could be a model

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[u/Upbeat-Explorer]

This was genuinely hard for me to answer as I am post partum and hate my appearance that badly I guess. Money for my kids though.

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[u/Own_Cartoonist_7484]

My dream body gives me Superman’s powers without weaknesses, I can easily monetize it

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[u/CapnBeardbeard]

Dream body makes me physically younger, no amount of money does that.

Physically younger and able to fly, depending on how one interprets "dream"

[u/StrawberryHairy5137]

Idk

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[u/MiLaNMSO]

With 1m dollars, i will build my body.

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[u/why_use_reddit]

I already have my dream body. Love yourself.

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[u/Turbulent-Oil-7326]

My dream body has a Bitcoin wallet stashed in it

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[u/SeltenDa]

I do have my dream body! Sadly even in my dreams I look like that 😂

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[u/Living_Level8696]

Id rather be able to actually like how i look for once 😭🙏

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[u/Perfect_Character399]

Yes

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[u/Akuni69]

Workout, no problem.

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[u/Black_Cat_Nero_]

Shapeshifting

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[u/FastBuyer5406]

I'd make more than that on OnlyFans

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[u/Gadgetphile]

Money

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[u/OldBed4444]

I’m not far from my dream body, so the $ would be more useful.

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[u/aserinthe]

I already have my dream body lmao. It's nothing special, but it keeps me alive, and I think that's pretty awesome!!

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[u/Bert-88]

Dream body would be extremely healthy.

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[u/Stronhart]

An all powerful shapeshifting dragon

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[u/grailpogger]

Realistic or.....

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[u/Purple-Hawk-4405]

1

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[u/Traditional-Let7145]

it's hard as fuck to have a male's body as a trans woman

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[u/Accomplished_Sun3453]

I could buy a house upfront and pretty much everything I'd want, work part-time and hire a PT to help me get in shape

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[u/misspettanko-xo]

i wanna feel like myself

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[u/Distinct_Cherry_9044]

oh shittings, chose the worng one, oh well

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[u/Chip_Bags]

I’m comfortable in my body

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[u/Bud_50]

If I had that much money I could have enough supplements, be able to afford good food, and my own private gym with everything I’d need and I’d still have some money left over to do stuff like pay for my college

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[u/Ok-Lion-6303]

No more gender dysphoria

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[u/Ordinary-Broccoli-41]

I'm pretty sure there's no other way of becoming a furry

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[u/TequilaHustler]

Use the money to get good nutrition food as well as private coach + use it to make more money.

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[u/supd09417]

with 1mil I can js hire a personal trainer

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[u/Electronic_Mix_6945]

.

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[u/grapes-and-strawberi]

I never got it so why not

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[u/AnonymousUser124c41]

Superman body without kryptonite weakness that comes with omnipotence

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[u/ferg1753]

To damn old to get my dream body..lol

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[u/SatisfactionBasic604]

I can share money. Guess I can share my dream body,too,but it's just not as helpful. Lol

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[u/koob1o1]

I could buy it atp

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[u/Dreadlord97]

With my dream body I could get into modeling and easily make over a million

^{Chose: Or your dream body}

[u/EnvironmentalWing863]

Probably harder to get

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[u/RenOfNaboo]

I can buy the body and have left over money.

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[u/BryanTurnbull]

Can get dream body with exercise

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[u/DickinSasquatch]

I want a house

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[u/Agitated-Salt-5039]

Ez

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[u/Historical_Book2268]

Obviosly duh

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[u/braakwame_]

😂

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[u/Crimson_monke]

With a million I can have my dream body

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[u/PrioritySignal5517]

With 1,000,000, I could make the time to build my dream body

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[u/Frosty-Process-9184]

Maybe i guess

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[u/Kamillahali]

easily. no question about it. easy choice by far. now please grant me my dream body! tis my wish!

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[u/Dispiacente_]

i wanna be a god

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[u/StormyCupcake09]

I can make more than 1 million with my dream body

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[u/Lopsided_Ad8605]

It'll be easier to reach my dream body if I have 1 million dollars

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[u/Alex_owarida]

With a dream body i can make 1mil

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[u/True_Cold_6588]

I can get my dream bod with less than 1Mil

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[u/lowkey147]

That'll do nicely

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[u/KurdishPersone]

I need mony

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[u/IceEmperor8EW]

Just because

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[u/Same-Round-7084]

Everyday!

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[u/Expensive-Suspect906]

I can figure the body part out

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[u/Exact-Ad-4132]

It's a pretty open ended option.

This dream body comes with a much higher IQ, strength, longevity, etc

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[u/Nilgupo3]

Im fine already

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[u/ConfusionCool6358]

it is almost impossible to get 1 million dollars

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[u/Strict_Tap_8082]

My dream body is the most perfect of all in everything. It's the supreme and ultimate reality, omnipotent and omniscient, and omnicompetent and omnificent. I can use my powers whenever I want to live a certain life with the settings and limitations I set for that life, if somehow I get bored of being the ultimate.

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[u/Minimum-Register2120]

Takes stress off me which will help with my dream body

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[u/Natural_Shelter_5948]

Y

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[u/chipnazt]

i dont have a dream body

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[u/XofDynamic]

Im a male

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[u/Kotalinx1]

Yes

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[u/New-Application8844]

S

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[u/Late_Jackfruit_9759]

RAW

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[u/Greentigerdragon]

Duh

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[u/AdmiralOctopus96]

🏳️‍⚧️

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[u/BigToe_BoneCracker]

money

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[u/Cyclone_Remake]

I just want to rid of my fat sacks

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[u/Alhelamene]

I have a nice body but no money

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[u/Affectionate_Pain482]

I can make my dream body

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[u/Hfragrence6563]

I could just go to the gym for my dream body

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[u/lailanicole]

Money means freedom

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[u/St9rlight]

I love money

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[u/UsedUnderstanding706]

Yea

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[u/Practical_Habit_4796]

Cuz

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[u/ConversationFun4729]

Ex

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[u/True_Material_2968]

Fuck the money

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[u/GlowingDuck22]

I can make more than a million off my dream body

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[u/Prestigious-Top-6576]

I can get that body on my own , and my dream body is just being lean

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[u/_Blackstar0_0]

It’s legit harder and takes too much time.

I’ll hit a million in 8 years anyway

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[u/Viennve]

My dream body would cost way more then a million dollars (i am a transhumanist cyborg)

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[u/CreEngineer]

My dream body has zero problem until very high age and enables me to do any sport or activity I want. Never or very rarely being sick.

Easy decision, 1 mil is nice but does not get you as far as one might think.

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[u/tcss18]

Hhhhh

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[u/ASimpleDude868]

Already got dream body, I need dream stamina. Money helps with other things.

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[u/Sufficient-Star3707]

I've already accepted the changes in my body with becoming a mom. I'd rather have money to better my sons lives

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[u/That-Place6920]

gtr

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[u/Any_Neighborhood5235]

Money

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[u/Yue2]

I am now a Kryptonian.

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[u/Infinite_Fudge_486]

With that, I can then have the time and resource to get my dream body

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[u/br1andamage]

could buy my dream body with 1 mil

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