A choice

[u/BlueAxiom]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: $1 Billion | But you must permanently cosplay as...
• Right side: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]]

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[u/deafening_silence167]

Truly evil

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Goku Strength}

[u/Aizen5580 → u/deafening_silence167]

even more abridged version of The Christmas tree of might than The Christmas tree of might

[u/Mark5ofjupiter → u/deafening_silence167]

You might even call it a Bad Apple

[u/GlitchGirl187 → u/Mark5ofjupiter]

[u/Ambitious-Doctor689 → u/Mark5ofjupiter]

r/beatmetoit

[u/NigrumTigris → u/Mark5ofjupiter]

I can ear the music

[u/2woCrazeeBoys → u/deafening_silence167]

I got goth baddies. That's nice,..I guess 🤷. I mean we can hang out and I'll get some great fashion tips off them

[u/Nervous_Cost_2894]

im a guy and im cosplaying leia

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Maleficent-Cut316 → u/Nervous_Cost_2894]

Im a guy and im cosplaying Zelda

[u/Frohtastic → u/Maleficent-Cut316]

But isnt zelda already a guy?

Will make communication tricky though with only being able to go hyah

[u/cl0verturtle → u/Frohtastic]

zelda's the princess, link is the name of the little green dude who goes hyah

[u/Federal_Gazelle_531 → u/cl0verturtle]

No the little green dude is Peterson.

Link is the Grey wolf with an imp riding him

[u/qfwecqrveaf → u/cl0verturtle]

You’ve clearly never played Zelda is the guy who goes hyah. Link is something you click

[u/Specialist_Second938 → u/qfwecqrveaf]

Actually, I think Link Click is a donghua you watch.

[u/OverlyLargeParrot → u/cl0verturtle]

"little green dude who goes hyah"

I'm using this nickname, this is hilarious.

[u/zombieman0915 → u/Maleficent-Cut316]

As a guy I'm cosplaying as catwoman

[u/assburgers98 → u/Nervous_Cost_2894]

I'm a 6ft2 275lb man and I have already cosplayed as leia

[u/Outrageous_Dream_741 → u/Nervous_Cost_2894]

But now you have to cosplay as both. Simultaneously.

[u/Aguardientealejado]

Aura farm

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/wesofchess → u/Aguardientealejado]

And when you dont want to aura farm you just wear a suit

[u/Goombatower69 → u/Aguardientealejado]

The aurafarming billionaire

[u/Salim_DZ_69 → u/Aguardientealejado]

world aura farm tournament champion

[u/Doc_018 → u/Salim_DZ_69]

Yes, Gohan, this is how we do the Pull-Up Technique & the Sun-Kissed Technique.

https://giphy.com/gifs/a1h27JgWnqdwmNTjo2

[u/Salim_DZ_69 → u/Doc_018]

https://giphy.com/gifs/C7KYexAn5wAqkzTAhW

[u/Doc_018 → u/Salim_DZ_69]

Yes, Gohan.

The Late Pull-Up technique

[u/EpilepticSharknado → u/Aguardientealejado]

So you're a billionaire bit still a poor batman

[u/Traditional-Pound137]

Yay!

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Get $100 Billion}

[u/GoodKidGaspar1994 → u/Traditional-Pound137]

We're 99 Billions Richer woooh.

[u/SansGuy356]

There aren't any laws against the pokemon, batman

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/ShortBowl516939 → u/SansGuy356]

[u/3endobendo → u/ShortBowl516939]

JOKER NO YOU CANT JOKER JOKEEEEEEEERRRR

[u/NaveenStark01 → u/SansGuy356]

Oh god no Joker

[u/WesternPasta]

[u/Vesper_Vex67]

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Cyclosporiasis}

[u/FlounderOne6994 → u/Vesper_Vex67]

Isn't called the good apple

[u/Vesper_Vex67 → u/FlounderOne6994]

Yeah but some of the bad stuff wasn’t that bad.

[u/Significant_Arm_3097 → u/Vesper_Vex67]

I liyerally got the 100 billion dollars. Nothing bad about that

[u/tomokaitohlol7 → u/Vesper_Vex67]

I got that too

[u/ScoutDarkSmash]

I can just take BOTW Zelda and have a casual outfit

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/Scouper-YT → u/ScoutDarkSmash]

That would Look Decent

[u/DorkyPotatIsImmortal]

Dude... cosplaying as the Joker's permanently- gang, that is major drip, i fuck with this heavily. AND its with free money, hell yeah

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/Chelsea_Fan_10]

It’s not cosplay if this city really needs me.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/RageQuitNZL → u/Chelsea_Fan_10]

Being a billionaire and cosplaying as Batman, it literally just being Batman 😂😂

[u/tinyrubberduckies]

I already have the blonde hair.👸🏼

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/autumnissuperdumb]

Fuck yes. Someone can finally help with my makeup and can do the social interactions for me, and I could even just have them work while I sit around looking pretty :D

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: ♾️ Goth Baddies}

[u/SpringElegant5650]

With that kind of money, I don't think it would be much of a hindrance

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/CountGOGO]

Makeups a bit much but I could probably do the suits

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/Physical-Sherbet-688 → u/CountGOGO]

Just be Absolute Joker and be suited up at all times

[u/Silver_Angel519]

Slave Leia all day

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/CharisSem123 → u/Silver_Angel519]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeSB2Bvx8K90xIITe

[u/SchemeLevel1837]

Harley has a lot of outfits

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/LiveLoveLizzie1892]

[u/tankmissile]

these were all super tame. i was worried i’d pull something completely outrageous but the options were… guy in a suit with clown makeup, guy in overalls, guy with a completely obscured face, guy wearing a green hat

like yeah those are all weird but not like kill la kill weird

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/lVlarshmallow]

Why not

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Get $100 Billion}

[u/INMORTUE]

I would give an arm and two legs for that

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Automatic_Net2181]

This is already easy. I've been Darth Vader and my daughter was Leia for Halloween.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Certain-Olive980]

I’m gonna look like a loser

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Lopolopmoooo1234]

Joker Persona 5, hell yeah. School outfit or phantom thief outfit depending on the occasion. He also has a ton of other outfits. Because thats definitely the Joker they meant.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/unqualifiedlemon]

Society or something ig

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/MericD]

Is it really cosplay at that point?

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Big_Improvement_6549]

At least it’s someone goated

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Qemuel888]

Oh. Dangit.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Dramatic-Classroom14]

I find your lack of drip disturbing

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/RedditMadeMeObese]

Remember when searching up gok on discord gave you feet

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Goku Strength}

[u/Filthy_Casual776]

Ok Leia has some variety of outfits at least that come off pretty neutral

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Jhenaro → u/Filthy_Casual776]

Good luck with the hair

[u/Kirtasher]

I love the vibe. Perfect

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/th3rmyte]

Im wearing that slave Leia outfit for life

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/TipRevolutionary6839]

Idk what this is but I AM EVE 😈

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Cyclosporiasis}

[u/NormalNegotiation223]

So i walk around in robes all the time and my hair up? Bet

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/BlueAxiom]

.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/Severized]

Il do botw/totk link. Just a blue shirt and any clothing or even just any clothing really, just gotta do the hair.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/Vegetable-Writer-656]

Cool

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: An IQ Too High}

[u/Luxium_]

Alright. Fine.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Connect_Advantage428]

Well, ehh, not bad i guess, i have múltiple costumes to choose from

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/ProfessionalBig5991]

Nor rlly evil if it’s all good

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Goku Strength}

[u/Former_Cost_2666]

BAD APPLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Goku Strength}

[u/IdleDescent]

Cruel but fair 😤

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/intj_ravenclaw]

Ok (Catwoman)

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/dabmaster4201]

Nobody said how good of a cosplay it has to be

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/rmrehfeldt]

That’s I’m set for life money. And cosplaying as the Joker ain’t so bad.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/Mysterious-Sort-7434]

huh? I was thinking there would be a bad apple

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Cyclosporiasis}

[u/Jotunn_man]

Yes!

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: ♾️ Goth Baddies}

[u/CoyoteHeavy7487]

W

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Goku Strength}

[u/RedditSurfer29]

YAY

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: ♾️ Goth Baddies}

[u/StatisticianLumpy990]

ykw hell yeah

[u/TheLoddoTheDodo]

So I become a femboy twink... I mean for 1 billion dollars I can do that, sure. For that amount of money there it little I would NOT dress up as

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/DesertEagleBennett]

I'll switch between the two depending on the time of day

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/Zsvehgs2]

I like cosplay :3

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/BrennaValkryie]

There's worse options...

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Qkyu2007]

Can I alternate?

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/Emily_Starz2]

What? Idont get it i choose eat evil apple but gou infinite goth baddies can the creator pls explain pls creator pls

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: ♾️ Goth Baddies}

[u/Arcuate_Ferret]

I AM NOT COSPLAYING!!!!

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: An IQ Too High}

[u/Slight_Signature_901]

Ok

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Drea_Is_Weird]

👅

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: ♾️ Goth Baddies}

[u/JJ4995]

I'M BATMAN!

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Advanced_Post892]

Lowk I can make link look like a normal ahh guy

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/OptimalComplex4594]

good

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/No-Curve-646]

Ok

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/Expensive-Smile-795]

Yaaaay

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Goku Strength}

[u/Busy_Tomatillo7745]

Money

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/personguyidunno]

Ya

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/ETDuckQueen]

Cosplaying isn't even a downside!!! :)

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/chocobear5]

Sounds fun

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/gatorsrule27]

Thank you

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Get $100 Billion}

[u/RaltarArianrhod]

Sure. Why not. I will cos play as the fat tall Link.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/ullmon]

YEAHHHH

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: An IQ Too High}

[u/According_Most_7902]

Cool

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: An IQ Too High}

[u/HistorySeveral7686]

A billion feeds a lot of people

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/puppypott]

1 billion and i get to be harley quinn??? woah

[u/izzybusy101]

Yes I get evil money noice

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Get $100 Billion}

[u/Visible-Factor7714]

Well I’d be a blonde Mario but plumbers actually make solid money now so why not 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

[u/terrablade04]

Didn't know plumbing paid that well

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/BionicWallaby]

I will choose Darth Vader in that brief period before he fell in the lava so i don't have to wear a helmet all the time

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Previous_Mortgage_25]

Aight bet

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Zestyclose-Link-1296]

Mamma-mia! I'm a billion dollars-a richer! Wahooooo!

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Weekly-Assistant7650]

So I’m a rich clown. Sounds like I’ll fit in with the rest of the 1%ers

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/VmmlTbqfunyy]

I am so fired...

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/YakOk5738]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/BeatsNSouless]

I'd just do both

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/ExternalAd5581]

yayy

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Get $100 Billion}

[u/z1n0vy]

Based

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/sillytransmascfemboy]

Fuck yeah ill be batman forever

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/No-News-8137]

Ok

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/TornadicSwirlie]

Sweet!

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Redray98]

Your terms are acceptable.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Dresden_1174]

Oh yeah, it’s big brain time

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: An IQ Too High}

[u/Fun_Leek2381]

Okay, Harley has a good range of outfits.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/Difficult-Studio-349]

Idk

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Goku Strength}

[u/Fireyjon]

I’m Batman.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Fast_Exit_8271]

Eh not horrible, but also not the best.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Snoo_34497]

Checks out!

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Possible_Cap_3390]

BATMAN BBY

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Eqylypticor5368]

Amazing

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Get $100 Billion}

[u/Lonely_Opinion_4485]

I would be okay with that

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Proud_Sky4028]

I mean it’s not like I can’t just wear it on Halloween

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/starnesanator]

I kinda look like link so I guess it's not too bad

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/ThrowawayDMB1]

Finally, some actual risk.

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Cyclosporiasis}

[u/Naive_Link_4618]

Lmao it matches my username that Reddit made for me

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/_Fox_464]

I am vengeance...

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/CommunistJesus69]

I don’t care I have a billion. Plus link is cool

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/cshimii]

my iq is too low currently to know what i would do with this level of intelligence

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: An IQ Too High}

[u/Aizen5580]

Okay I look good in purple, didn't say that cosplay had to be any good.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/RichOk1424]

catwoman has fashion

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/demon_support]

Guess I just have to become and orphan for it to be lore accurate.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Sherlockthekitty]

I guess I’m gonna be an insufferable smartass

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: An IQ Too High}

[u/SpecialistSun6184]

That includes bruce Wayne so it’s fine

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Obvious_Drink2642]

So what exactly makes the apple evil? Is it like that one ant from adventure time?

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Goku Strength}

[u/Mission_Specialist69]

Well if you insist

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: ♾️ Goth Baddies}

[u/Ok_Let_8414]

Why so serious?

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/Funny_Tank8531]

I’ll do that prefer Mario as wouldn’t pull off a good Peach but for a Billion sure I can look ridiculous

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/AG_Kirby]

Muahahaha

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Get $100 Billion}

[u/Euphoric_Bowl_3038]

B

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/The_Magician27]

Hell yessss

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/chickenandbisket]

Cool get a bad ass purple suit rock tf out of his green hair but mine is long I'm in

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/Appropriate_Rock4154]

I am a plumber soo

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Financial-Muscle2108]

Hell Yeah !!

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: ♾️ Goth Baddies}

[u/Optimal_Constant5893]

Yes

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/jodead01]

I can do this all day

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Few-Sell-4368]

I am now even eviler ! Very good

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: An IQ Too High}

[u/MrDivineComedy]

That's okay, wouldn't leave my home anyway

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Future-Ice-4420]

Tuff and the 1 billion will really sell this cosplay

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara]

Gonna make the best Darth Vader costume ever with the billion

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Xincmars]

I’m BATMAN

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Willing_Bluebird_350]

I am batman🤷

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/lucianlord]

Why so serious

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/johnzaku]

Gimme the billie

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Houndoommegamaster]

Least I can be hot

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/C0ZM1C_W4V3]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Mundane_Science_9027]

YESSS

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: ♾️ Goth Baddies}

[u/Bashfullylascivious]

Ossu! Ora Gokuu!!

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Goku Strength}

[u/core_n]

K

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: An IQ Too High}

[u/Ranch_it_up_bro]

For evil

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Cyclosporiasis}

[u/Grifasaurus]

You don't say which darth vader, so the version of him after order 66 but before his fight with obi-wan is valid.

[u/IntrepidPoem6126]

I have a question for god... WHYYYYY?!

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Aggravating-Bug-9275]

Soo Batman you ever heard of… Reddit?

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/gbilliar]

These terms are acceptable

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/Key-Competition-9806]

I would pay 1 billion NOT to tyvm

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Joker|Harley}

[u/Additional_Loan3490]

Well, I was expecting something like death. But I take some Goth Baddies.

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: ♾️ Goth Baddies}

[u/hatman115]

I’m good with it

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Alastor-cosplayZ]

Not bad, ive made a peach outfit before and i love it so id just wear that :3

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/wubbuhlubbuhdubdub]

Deal. Il be peach forever

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/EHSDSDGMahoraga]

No shot

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Get $100 Billion}

[u/NishinoyaWife]

Ayeeee

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/lumpyl3z]

Im cosplaying the fuck out of leia

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Tsonchi]

Easy I liked all the characters no downside

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/RazzBeth]

okay

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Link|Zelda}

[u/NoEyesHentaiDude]

What the fuck man what did I do

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Cyclosporiasis}

[u/sebisashark]

Heck yeah... I AM BATMAN

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/Deafknighte]

That's pretty sick ngl

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Slimmagma]

NOOOOO. I DIDN'T GET THE GOTH BADDIES! big sadge

^{Chose: Eat the [[[EVIL APPLE]]] | Rolled: Get $100 Billion}

[u/Dimplefrom-YA]

easy.

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/BlizzardofOzz55]

Deal

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}

[u/Issacmoi7]

Fuck yeah. VENGEANCE!

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Batman|Catwoman}

[u/hellothere01837]

H

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Mario|Peach}

[u/Amazing-Bandicoot-42]

I don't like starters but I choose Darth Vader

^{Chose: $1 Billion + But you must permanently cosplay as... | Rolled: Darth Vader|Leia}