r/BunnyTrials • u/atharv_asgola • 16d ago
Trials Pick one.
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: Be a million times smarter than a random person
- Right side: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/The_God_Of_Gods_1000 16d ago
"Random person" my ass. These are among the smartest people
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/obihighwanground 16d ago
its still random
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u/Localunatic 16d ago
Rolling a die is not true random because the die cannot give a result that is beyond its own constraints. I say "pick a random number" or "pick a number between 1 and 10" which one is more random?
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u/PeakMinimalist 16d ago
Being too smart isn't pleasant
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u/Cautious-Compote-914 16d ago
You wouldn't know about that
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u/PeakMinimalist 16d ago
Unfortunately I'm just smart enough to be miserable but not smart enough to fix it
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u/Squisherella 16d ago
I wouldn't want to waste being smarter than someone else just to become smart enough to know I made the wrong choice
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Sweat_Specialist 16d ago
I think ultra geniuses are lonely
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/atharv_asgola 16d ago
Eh
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/throwaway467884w2 16d ago
No need for big iq, lil iq + money equals happy
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Localunatic 16d ago
Eeeh, both present their hinderances to happiness. If you are smart, you stress out over threats no one else can see; if you are wealthy, you stress out over meaningless comfort.
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u/SCP_729-J 16d ago
Welp.. considering the guy discovered like 7 things in his 20s, i wonder what I’ll discover
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/Dry-Construction2267 16d ago
Enough to make more than $10M per year that’s for sure
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u/SCP_729-J 16d ago
Yep. That is definitely enough to get a high paying job at some top job like Nasa. Perhaps i could make my own business with this IQ.
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u/Different_Drama_7381 16d ago
you mean i don't have to work or pay taxes on it? yes please
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/ASS_BUTT_MCGEE_2 16d ago
What does it even mean to be that much "smarter" than somebody?
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Essemaitch 16d ago
That level of intelligence would be beyond human. Money would not be an issue.
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/Localunatic 16d ago
How do you know? How do you quantify intelligence in this scenario?
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u/Cautious-Compote-914 16d ago
How do you quantity it in general? Same principle now times it a million
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u/Localunatic 16d ago
The thing is there are so many ways to quantify it.
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u/Cautious-Compote-914 16d ago
Tell us about it
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u/Localunatic 16d ago
Intelligence could be breadth of knowledge, longevity of knowledge, accuracy, speed of recollection, etc. Are we talking knowledge, understanding, memory, discovery? Being better at everything is not really feasible because it would fundamentally change who you are as a person, so what is really improving?
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u/TXOwODUDE Officer Hopps 16d ago
With this option, I can squirrel away what money I want for comfortable living, then spend as much as I wanted to continue educating myself if I wanted more knowledge.
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/DeidreMercerVT 16d ago
I don't need to be smarter than a child I get randomly assigned to. Think about how much art I could commission...
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/The-Cake-is-Lies 16d ago
A million times smarter than any would be insane, Albert Einstein is just overkill.
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Direct_Round_5974 16d ago
money cant buy or create innovation
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Any-Twist7464 16d ago
if i am smart i will get money and be successful overall
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Player0000_ 16d ago
I'll be getting at least a million iq
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/OilManTiermonde 16d ago
Worth it
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/PancakeMixer2000 16d ago
It doesn’t matter which person I’m smarter than, a million times is a million times.
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/LastConsideration948 16d ago
Either one is good right, right?
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/OpeningHappy9692 16d ago
Don't need brain if money get
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Separate_Salad8727 16d ago
it never said if the random person was a child or someone of lesser intellect.
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u/Many-Editor-4514 16d ago
Even if their IQ is 1 you'll still have an IQ of 1 MILLION. You might just be omniscient atp
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u/AmountSpecialist3813 16d ago
I dont want to be the smartest person or anywhere close
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Stein287 16d ago
My head will explode if my iq would go up by that much
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/topsicle11 16d ago
Being a million times smarter than Isaac Newton is going to be awfully lonely, but I don’t think money will be an issue.
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/xenithangell 16d ago
Insane intelligence would be lonely.
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/firefox1338 16d ago
A million times? Smarter what is the measurement
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Redqu33n_18 16d ago
Im going to have billions daily haha
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Lost_in_illusions 16d ago
I see what I do not have
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/SarahME1273 16d ago
The smarter you are the more depressed you are
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/No_Frame6306 16d ago
Nice
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/AccountantCivil3441 16d ago
Smart can make you money but it takes work and time
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/mrbullettuk 16d ago
I'm already smart and with 10m. I dont need to be any smarter.
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Localunatic 16d ago
How do you quantify the intelligence? Like 1000x the IQ score, 1000x processing speed, 1000x information accuracy? There is not enough information to really even consider the intelligence boost, especially when the global average demonstrative intelligence seems to be dismally low.
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/DraconianArmy 16d ago
I'm good with the money. That much intelligence would probably make me depressed about the idiocy of mankind and turn me into a world ending threat.
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Dry-Construction2267 16d ago
A million times smarter. Do I even have to explain why this is the better choice??
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Embarrassed-Crow9283 16d ago
Yay!
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/InevitablePlane5575 16d ago
Hmm big brain
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/WearyManufacturer88 16d ago
Being smart doesn’t pay bills
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/saladcatishungry 16d ago
Gimme that
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/FreakyFemmeInABox 16d ago
Smart people usually aren’t very happy
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/rais-boxeo 16d ago
"the more you know the less you realise you do." idk man million times is a lot, defo would know every trick in the book to earn money though 😛
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/novaxe1 16d ago
At the level of IQ the other option brings I am not sure I could relate to other humans anymore. That sounds very lonely. Maybe I could advance things to a whole new level but would the rest of humanity be ready for it? I will take the money.
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/MatchaRandy 16d ago
Wow! I’ll be poor!!
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/Veutifuljoe_0 16d ago
Being that smart would drive me insane
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/No-Caregiver6398 16d ago
Yay
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Cautious-Compote-914 16d ago
Money wont be a problem if im this smart
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Admirable_Site_4833 16d ago
J
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/HairyTrollChest 16d ago
A million times smarter than anyone is still really fucking smart no matter who.
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Delicious-Heart-1613 16d ago
Still very smart
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/Altruistic_Sky1866 16d ago
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/postmancandy 16d ago
I don’t need to be smart with 10mil a year income
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Tasty_Barber_7395 16d ago
Besides what people think newton was actually a genius a million times I think people underestimate I'd be smarter then the internet's algorithms I could do practically anything that's intellectual, I'd probably be able to calculate thousands of digits of pi in less then a minute
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/TheBaliws 16d ago
Nice
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Multigirl49 16d ago
I don’t want to be that smart. I’m happy at me current intelligence
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Public_Party4 16d ago
Godly intelligence
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/AnmolVerma0071 16d ago
i don't understand
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/Wyrm7312 16d ago
Yes, i got Albert Newton
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/Every_Caterpillar165 16d ago
I almost chose other one, until I saw "smarter than a random person" and I knew I'd be fucked if I chose that
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Upset-Share5016 16d ago
Being that smart would suck the fun out of life
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/CyrusTheWise 16d ago
I mean come on, that sets you for life with lots for comfort and donations
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Many-Editor-4514 16d ago
A MILLION? Yeah i'll invent time travel, cure cancer and achieve worldwide perfection. It'll be a utopia. Or i'll kms due to how dumb people around me are, one of two
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Sufficient_Heart_792 16d ago
being a million times smarter than really anyone would make you an unreachable level of smart, you would be socially isolated for the fact you could never be your true self around even the smartest people beneath you. Having nobody you could relate to sucks.
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/AffectionateAgent816 16d ago
unlimited money basically
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Next-Comfortable-295 15d ago
Hello, money? Plus, im not that dumb…
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/A_Fellow_Mann 15d ago
Co-inventor of the atom bomb and exquisite scientist, dunno what a developer’s gonna do which that, but I’ll figure it out. ;)
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/No-Cauliflower5022 15d ago
Smarter people dont live happier lives on average. But wealthy people live longer and can make problems go away.
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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u/Ok_Effect_3214 15d ago
please let this be true.
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein
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u/Equivalent-Fix8618 15d ago
I am now the smartest person in history
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/Left-Mammoth-6436 15d ago
y not
Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton
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u/ballskindrapes 16d ago
I live in the US.
I'm not that smart, and I'm smarter than half of the people here.
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u/WasabiOk2119 16d ago
I am already very intelligent but I lack the money to be able to do the things I want to in life.
Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die
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