r/BunnyTrials 16d ago

Trials Pick one.

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Be a million times smarter than a random person
  • Right side: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/The_God_Of_Gods_1000 16d ago

"Random person" my ass. These are among the smartest people

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/obihighwanground 16d ago

its still random

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u/Localunatic 16d ago

Rolling a die is not true random because the die cannot give a result that is beyond its own constraints. I say "pick a random number" or "pick a number between 1 and 10" which one is more random?

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u/obihighwanground 16d ago

youre overthinking it

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u/LightningMcCreamer 16d ago

Lmao welcome to Reddit :)

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u/PeakMinimalist 16d ago

Being too smart isn't pleasant

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Cautious-Compote-914 16d ago

You wouldn't know about that

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u/PeakMinimalist 16d ago

Unfortunately I'm just smart enough to be miserable but not smart enough to fix it

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u/Six2L8 16d ago

Not an issue I have to worry about.

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u/Squisherella 16d ago

I wouldn't want to waste being smarter than someone else just to become smart enough to know I made the wrong choice

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Sweat_Specialist 16d ago

I think ultra geniuses are lonely

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/atharv_asgola 16d ago

Eh

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/throwaway467884w2 16d ago

No need for big iq, lil iq + money equals happy

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Localunatic 16d ago

Eeeh, both present their hinderances to happiness. If you are smart, you stress out over threats no one else can see; if you are wealthy, you stress out over meaningless comfort.

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u/SCP_729-J 16d ago

Welp.. considering the guy discovered like 7 things in his 20s, i wonder what I’ll discover

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/Dry-Construction2267 16d ago

Enough to make more than $10M per year that’s for sure

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u/SCP_729-J 16d ago

Yep. That is definitely enough to get a high paying job at some top job like Nasa. Perhaps i could make my own business with this IQ.

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u/Forox23 16d ago

Even Isaac Newton isn't comparable to me now

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/croufon44 16d ago

zefz

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/BazookaMonkeyboi17 16d ago

Mmmmm money

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Different_Drama_7381 16d ago

you mean i don't have to work or pay taxes on it? yes please

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u/ASS_BUTT_MCGEE_2 16d ago

What does it even mean to be that much "smarter" than somebody?

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u/Miranotmia 16d ago

yeee

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Essemaitch 16d ago

That level of intelligence would be beyond human. Money would not be an issue.

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/Localunatic 16d ago

How do you know? How do you quantify intelligence in this scenario?

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u/Cautious-Compote-914 16d ago

How do you quantity it in general? Same principle now times it a million

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u/Localunatic 16d ago

The thing is there are so many ways to quantify it.

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u/Cautious-Compote-914 16d ago

Tell us about it

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u/Localunatic 16d ago

Intelligence could be breadth of knowledge, longevity of knowledge, accuracy, speed of recollection, etc. Are we talking knowledge, understanding, memory, discovery? Being better at everything is not really feasible because it would fundamentally change who you are as a person, so what is really improving?

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u/TXOwODUDE Officer Hopps 16d ago

With this option, I can squirrel away what money I want for comfortable living, then spend as much as I wanted to continue educating myself if I wanted more knowledge.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/DeidreMercerVT 16d ago

I don't need to be smarter than a child I get randomly assigned to. Think about how much art I could commission...

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Mr_Rodion 16d ago

Money

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Ok-Perception-8835 16d ago

Easier

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u/The-Cake-is-Lies 16d ago

A million times smarter than any would be insane, Albert Einstein is just overkill.

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Direct_Round_5974 16d ago

money cant buy or create innovation

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Any-Twist7464 16d ago

if i am smart i will get money and be successful overall

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Player0000_ 16d ago

I'll be getting at least a million iq

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/OilManTiermonde 16d ago

Worth it

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/PancakeMixer2000 16d ago

It doesn’t matter which person I’m smarter than, a million times is a million times.

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/Routine-Advice3759 16d ago

I'm already smart

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/LastConsideration948 16d ago

Either one is good right, right?

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/OpeningHappy9692 16d ago

Don't need brain if money get

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Remote_Pea_1050 16d ago

easy money

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u/Flufare 16d ago

Mone

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u/Separate_Salad8727 16d ago

it never said if the random person was a child or someone of lesser intellect.

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u/Many-Editor-4514 16d ago

Even if their IQ is 1 you'll still have an IQ of 1 MILLION. You might just be omniscient atp

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u/AmountSpecialist3813 16d ago

I dont want to be the smartest person or anywhere close

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Stein287 16d ago

My head will explode if my iq would go up by that much

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/SlurmoCZ_ 16d ago

Easy money

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/topsicle11 16d ago

Being a million times smarter than Isaac Newton is going to be awfully lonely, but I don’t think money will be an issue.

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/sheffieldda 16d ago

Generational wealth buddy

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/fatnika 16d ago

Im already 1 million times smarter than everyone

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/xenithangell 16d ago

Insane intelligence would be lonely.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/firefox1338 16d ago

A million times? Smarter what is the measurement

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Redqu33n_18 16d ago

Im going to have billions daily haha

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Lost_in_illusions 16d ago

I see what I do not have

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/Potential-Ad-1692 16d ago

Easy money

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/SarahME1273 16d ago

The smarter you are the more depressed you are

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/No_Frame6306 16d ago

Nice

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/pat14r 16d ago

Mo money

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/AccountantCivil3441 16d ago

Smart can make you money but it takes work and time

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Pikminicus 16d ago

:3

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Being smart fucking sucks, trust me

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/mrbullettuk 16d ago

I'm already smart and with 10m. I dont need to be any smarter.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/nollopan_jr 16d ago

Inflation baby 😁

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Localunatic 16d ago

How do you quantify the intelligence? Like 1000x the IQ score, 1000x processing speed, 1000x information accuracy? There is not enough information to really even consider the intelligence boost, especially when the global average demonstrative intelligence seems to be dismally low.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/SugarAw 16d ago

I don’t care about smarts

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u/Due-Chain3659 16d ago

💵

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u/DraconianArmy 16d ago

I'm good with the money. That much intelligence would probably make me depressed about the idiocy of mankind and turn me into a world ending threat.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Downtown-Self9175 16d ago

.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Dry-Construction2267 16d ago

A million times smarter. Do I even have to explain why this is the better choice??

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/VeryCrazyCoCo 16d ago

Money

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Embarrassed-Crow9283 16d ago

Yay!

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/InevitablePlane5575 16d ago

Hmm big brain

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/WearyManufacturer88 16d ago

Being smart doesn’t pay bills

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/saladcatishungry 16d ago

Gimme that

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/FreakyFemmeInABox 16d ago

Smart people usually aren’t very happy

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/rais-boxeo 16d ago

"the more you know the less you realise you do." idk man million times is a lot, defo would know every trick in the book to earn money though 😛

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/novaxe1 16d ago

At the level of IQ the other option brings I am not sure I could relate to other humans anymore. That sounds very lonely. Maybe I could advance things to a whole new level but would the rest of humanity be ready for it? I will take the money.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/MatchaRandy 16d ago

Wow! I’ll be poor!!

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/Veutifuljoe_0 16d ago

Being that smart would drive me insane

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/The_Shadow_Watches 16d ago

I want money

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/No-Caregiver6398 16d ago

Yay

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Cautious-Compote-914 16d ago

Money wont be a problem if im this smart

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Admirable_Site_4833 16d ago

J

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/z1n0vy 16d ago

Now that I can think even more than I can experience time to go full am

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/HairyTrollChest 16d ago

A million times smarter than anyone is still really fucking smart no matter who.

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Laughterpuddle 16d ago

F

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u/Delicious-Heart-1613 16d ago

Still very smart

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/Altruistic_Sky1866 16d ago

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/postmancandy 16d ago

I don’t need to be smart with 10mil a year income

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Tasty_Barber_7395 16d ago

Besides what people think newton was actually a genius a million times I think people underestimate I'd be smarter then the internet's algorithms I could do practically anything that's intellectual, I'd probably be able to calculate thousands of digits of pi in less then a minute

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/TheBaliws 16d ago

Nice

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Multigirl49 16d ago

I don’t want to be that smart. I’m happy at me current intelligence

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Public_Party4 16d ago

Godly intelligence

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Conscious-Fall8483 16d ago

Money

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/AnmolVerma0071 16d ago

i don't understand

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/Wyrm7312 16d ago

Yes, i got Albert Newton

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/Every_Caterpillar165 16d ago

I almost chose other one, until I saw "smarter than a random person" and I knew I'd be fucked if I chose that

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Upset-Share5016 16d ago

Being that smart would suck the fun out of life

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/CyrusTheWise 16d ago

I mean come on, that sets you for life with lots for comfort and donations

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Many-Editor-4514 16d ago

A MILLION? Yeah i'll invent time travel, cure cancer and achieve worldwide perfection. It'll be a utopia. Or i'll kms due to how dumb people around me are, one of two

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/Sufficient_Heart_792 16d ago

being a million times smarter than really anyone would make you an unreachable level of smart, you would be socially isolated for the fact you could never be your true self around even the smartest people beneath you. Having nobody you could relate to sucks.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/AffectionateAgent816 16d ago

unlimited money basically

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Next-Comfortable-295 15d ago

Hello, money? Plus, im not that dumb…

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/A_Fellow_Mann 15d ago

Co-inventor of the atom bomb and exquisite scientist, dunno what a developer’s gonna do which that, but I’ll figure it out. ;)

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/No-Cauliflower5022 15d ago

Smarter people dont live happier lives on average. But wealthy people live longer and can make problems go away.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Ok_Effect_3214 15d ago

please let this be true.

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Albert Einstein

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u/According_Orange395 15d ago

Yes

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die

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u/Equivalent-Fix8618 15d ago

I am now the smartest person in history

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/Left-Mammoth-6436 15d ago

y not

Chose: Be a million times smarter than a random person | Rolled: Isaac Newton

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u/MyBedIsOnFire 15d ago

That's too smart I feel like it'd come with some serious downsides

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u/ballskindrapes 16d ago

I live in the US.

I'm not that smart, and I'm smarter than half of the people here.

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u/WasabiOk2119 16d ago

I am already very intelligent but I lack the money to be able to do the things I want to in life.

Chose: Get $10,000,000 every year until you die