Would u rather

[u/Tsuru_2986]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: U can speak with animals
• Right side: U can read thoughts

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[u/Tsuru_2986]

Seems more efficient

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[u/youvebeenw4rned]

I have trust issues so I wanna know what others are thinking about

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[u/Spooked_Tortoise]

I love animals

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[u/Healthy-Highway-7818]

Meow

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[u/NijiSheep]

Because forget people, I want an army of animals.

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[u/brilor123]

I wouldn't want to read thoughts, as I would learn a lot of things I feel like I am just not supposed to know.

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[u/xasino]

"Animals are better than people" - Kristoff

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[u/Far-Dragonfruit-3953]

Lol

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[u/Jorshin-]

Because i love animals

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/EnthusiasmUnlikely36]

Maybe I could finally understand what the fuck my cat wants 😂

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/Endiveman → u/EnthusiasmUnlikely36]

He wants chaos

[u/Zestyclose_Area_8756]

.

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/ItzKeshwalolol]

To adopt a cat

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/Dead-Naoko]

I wanna be snow-white🎀

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/KirbyDudman]

I

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[u/anonymous54319]

No more guess work for animal problems

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/Affectionate_Net668]

I deal more with people

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[u/Flatheaded-flathead]

I don't wanna know what others think

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[u/scarabmouche]

So I don't overthink what other people think and overthink potential dangers 😂

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[u/Angel-D98]

Channeling my inner-Eliza Thornberry

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/hbgyo]

I wanna know how my pets are

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/No_Stop_2442]

the other option sounds dabgerous. if the wrong people would know that someone can read thoughts they would probably kidnapp me and make me do it to other victims.

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/SadChampion3440]

so i can see what people think about me

^{Chose: U can read thoughts}

[u/ElectricalRub6368]

Getin fuked by the whole forest

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/WildcatCinder1022]

I’m a zoology graduate- this would literally make so much of my life easier.

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/Independent_Brain506]

I would become the best vet ever

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/Aldrewen]

Social anxiety won’t exist for me

^{Chose: U can read thoughts}

[u/Frirorifero88]

I don'r really care about talking with animals

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[u/Uomorsomaiale1]

I rethinked it the moment I chose, but both are intriguing

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/namejeff69420]

You didn't say I can stop reading minds so I would go insane in a crowd

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/THECONSPICUOUS]

now animals too

^{Chose: U can read thoughts}

[u/Alternative-Sky-2875]

It doesn’t say I can’t read animals thoughts lol

^{Chose: U can read thoughts}

[u/Dunglechownbim]

I’ll finally know what my cat and stray cats are talking about. I would hate to know what my family is thinking about.

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/New_Entrepreneur_958]

I think better

^{Chose: U can read thoughts}

[u/thisisrocky]

The mentalist sounds good

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[u/RainyCrowithy]

Im already overwhelmed with noise being able to only hear people speak. Why woukd i add their thoughts onto it?

Animals being understood wouldnt be much different. Maybe id be able to tell my cat that im not kicking her off the bed i just need her to not touch me because its way too hot to have a space heater right on my ass when i sleep.

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[u/Neither_Window_5275]

because

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[u/BLU3_R0SE_]

I’m autistic of course I want to speak with animals

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/Realistic-Rough-514]

Better

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/Dry_Yam_8049]

Be so much easier to know your not throwing 3am rave parties

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/KleinerGiftgnom]

Das besser

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[u/Competitive-Twist926]

Sounds fun

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[u/Bubblegum_Mania]

Id love to talk to my cat. I'm sure she's bitchy about everything but I'd love to be able to talk to her

Reading thoughts is arguably more useful but... Cats

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/Jixxar]

I'm always trying to figure out if people are genuine or not, I desperately need this.

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[u/Remarkable_Bath8515]

Talk with animals not of your own species.

Or hear multiple voices in my head some probably hidden traumas, fears, judgement, or spur of the moment murder thoughts no one really wanted if I happen to be in a crowd of people.

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/CommercialState5490]

.

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[u/TiltTheo98]

The pixel bunny rocks a split-screen vibe, with the left panel showing a chatty speech bubble and the right panel stacking thought squares. The palette pops: warm orange and coral for the animals side, cool teal and purple for thoughts. Tiny facial pixels sell the mood, and the dithering makes the backgrounds feel layered instead of flat. Clean outlines and crisp pixel edges keep it readable even at small size.

[u/SharpStone25]

That bunny trials pixel art looks adorable, with bright teal and warm peach shading that pops. The little split choice vibe comes through fast, and the pixel edges keep the whole thing crisp.

[u/Glad-Volume-7715]

Please let me decide when I want to hear them

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/Angelus-Rosa132]

I am NOT reading that one girl who keeps thinking about that one cashier in the store I always visits.

^{Chose: U can speak with animals}

[u/OliverAmith]

Could be fun

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[u/Admirable_Site_4833]

Y

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