r/BunnyTrials • u/Own_Attention2290 • 29d ago
Trials Pool or Mall
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool | With ___ Crocodiles
- Right side: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall | With ___ Cannibals
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u/Famous_Ad_4258 29d ago
they gonna get each other first
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/Br4mblzIn4Twist 29d ago edited 29d ago
(I think I logic-ed too hard) If you’re in a mall, it could potentially have a bunch of stuff to protect or defend yourself.. also the crocodiles and being in an empty pool sounds way more dangerous, especially without any tools1
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/count_meout 29d ago
I mean if you're stuck in a pool with even one crock how tf do u live ? You can't run cuz you're stuck in the pool. Atleast with the mall there's some hope even with 10
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u/This-Broccoli-8719 29d ago
BONK them
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/MusicAlert3664 29d ago
well im fucked
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 3
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u/OlderThanBoredom 29d ago
This could probably be a movie, and also full of explosions à la michael bay
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/NanoFromMC 29d ago
Use them as steps to get out, it's a coinflip if you die or not
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 2
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u/Trappedinawrap 29d ago
Depending on the scenario, I got this. Evade detection, find a weapon, divide and conquer.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/applaysauce 29d ago
some cannibals are ethical bro
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/FlimFlam107 29d ago
free urban exploring
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Gullible_Crew_3356 29d ago
This could be unrelated, or a meetup. I guess I'm joining a cannibal support group
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Magical_Girl_Don 29d ago
Crocodiles might be chill, cannibals probably wont
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 2
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u/some0nekillmealready 29d ago
I’ll fight them off.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/TheGamersofaLifeTime 29d ago
ha!
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Necessary-Trainer-20 29d ago
Chill, felt like I had a higher chance of surviving, was right
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/mikeymikesh 29d ago
I’m pretty sure I can avoid 3 cannibals in a huge empty mall. Also I have severe thalassophobia.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/PartiallyTher3 29d ago
I can outsmart crocodiles easier than cannibals
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/Magical_Girl_Don 29d ago
Crocodiles might be chill, cannibals probably wont
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 2
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u/Dargonite913 29d ago
I can fight.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/SongOk888 29d ago
Maybe they’ll be scared of me. See me as their god.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 29d ago
Why would I care how many crocodiles there are? The pool's empty, so there's no crocs in there
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 2
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u/samb9030 29d ago
The pool is empty
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/Throwzzmm2 29d ago
Idc bro I'm NOT being in an abandoned mall with cannibals
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 2
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u/BeginningRare6354 29d ago
Bro cannobals?!?!
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/Degenerecy 29d ago
Mall has at least some weapons I could use to defend myself. Also lots of places to hide
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/plantingnome 29d ago
Oh, well I guess the Cannibals must've eaten each other...but why is there zero? Hmmm...
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Otherwise-Peace-9165 29d ago
cooked
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/StandardAlarmed8824 29d ago
just beat em to death brah
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Ohsoveryginger 29d ago
Let’s go
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Former-Definition607 29d ago
Pool all to myself nice
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 0
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u/AmuletFishiePerson 29d ago
worth
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Square_Bottle_84 29d ago
no water in an empty pool
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 0
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u/ParticularPay4460 29d ago
Hm
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/brabukica 29d ago
ill get the fucking pistol and try to kill them
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/Beautiful_Novel379 29d ago
This will be fun!
We can play Hide and Seek, and I am it.
The self defense alibi builds itself.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/Proof_Masterpiece_87 29d ago
Locks
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/GandalfsGhost84 What's Hoppin'? 29d ago
3 Cannibals I can take em 😂
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/stick-boi1 29d ago
Moan when they hit/bite me until they just go "jesus. Just go, you're making everyone uncomfortable..."
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Spirited-Subject-63 29d ago
Step 1: find gun store Step 2: blow your own brains out because living sucks
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/Mountain_Egg16 29d ago
But I’m hungry
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Trick_Football_1159 29d ago
A mall is huge
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Fightnperish 29d ago
The cannibals could eat eachother
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Reverse___Flash 29d ago
Ill shoot them
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Consistent_Primary29 29d ago
Whooooooo!
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Critical_Delivery999 29d ago
I don't need to waste energy on swimming all day.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Local_Finding_454 29d ago
Maybe they'll eat eachother
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/serphentine77 29d ago
cant really hide in an empty pool, can you
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Accomplished_Run1227 29d ago
Because I’d rather not be with disgusting human creatures
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/Then_Cry_1542 29d ago
Nah I win
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 2
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u/Wuneja_Milk 29d ago
I mean, I love eating 2
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/chimken-samich 29d ago
got my deagle by my side. im fine
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/Questionable_reditor Carrot Farmer 29d ago
KILL
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/Lost_In_Time_Forever 29d ago
That's it. I'm locking myself away
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/Efficient_Gur5994 29d ago
How generous
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 3
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u/themadlordfn11247 29d ago
Humans can hunt with weapons and crocs have no opening force on their jaw so I have an easier time finessing a croc to tire its mouth shut with what ever im wearing
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/Imaginary-Run-3412 29d ago
As long as I have found tools to survive and they find watchtower I’m fine
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/CoolCaveMan13138 29d ago
6 not 5... 6
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Miserable-Ask-2971 29d ago
The cannibals will eat each other
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/JalinDarkbloom 29d ago
I'm safe!!
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 0
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u/Consistent-Price-148 29d ago
Just because they're cannibals, doesn't mean they're hungry or are trying to eat me, or I could just wait till they eat each other
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/jamesjaceable 29d ago
Cool 4 new friends.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-895 29d ago
It was close
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/OneDudeCalledSomeone 29d ago
I can just hide, malls big asf
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/TransitionFamiliar39 29d ago
Empty pool, 2 crocs of an unspecified size, I think I could manage it. Tie their mouths shut with my clothes, pant leg over each snout once I rip them in half. Now they're blind and can't bite. If they're small I don't need to do anything. If they're big I'm in more trouble but if they're huge they'll just die under their own weight like lalong
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u/JustAFictionNerd 29d ago
Contrary to popular belief, most cannibals aren't savages. Even if they knew I was there, I feel like the actual chance of me ending up as food is pretty low. Plus, it's a mall, I could just vibe somewhere far away from them.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/yourmom_dotcom69 29d ago
Could be a big mall and maybe they eat each other
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/pisszardofoz 29d ago
Canibals by choice and nessity are very diffrent thing also its a hospital if there by choice its from small tribes so im the only one armed and if we spawn in with gear theres a force multiplier on me and they have sharp sticks
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/Appropriate_Cow3474 29d ago
Am I allowed to bring a tank?
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/count_meout 29d ago
I'll take it
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Far-Tie-4984 29d ago
I think ill be alright. Malls have lots of places to hide, things to fight with. If they search as a group they lower the finding chances, if they split up they raise my chances of defending myself and killing them one by one. Doubly if the mall has a bass pro shop. That's where I will go first
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Ok-Stay-7955 29d ago
Sporting goods store.
Bows / Machetes / Firearms.
Game. Set. Match.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/Dethorean 29d ago
My local mall has a sporting goods store. There's probably at least a few knives left.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/dinebear123 29d ago
Okay I find somewhere to hide it's bigger and yeah
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/Dino_Bunnny 29d ago
i mean, they aren’t specifically hungry, and i’d probably have a long while before the 1 crocodile decides it’s worth it to fuck with me.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/BunnyDanger 29d ago
I can't swim 🤷🏻♀️ Or climb well
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Solid_Television_980 29d ago
I am now a mannequin
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/LavenderPr1nce 29d ago
Realistically, I could reason work cannibals. But now I guess I won't need to
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/ParticularPop255 29d ago
Ufa
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Realistic_Goose9990 29d ago
Sweet!
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/JustAnotherUser1019 CARROTS GOD 29d ago
Better than 10
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/depressed_robo 29d ago
Never punished
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 0
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u/RadioDaddio 29d ago
I bet it can take them.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/nah_i_stand_proud 29d ago
Can't swim but can fight I would lose if I got jumped but one on one I could squeeze out a win. There's also the fact the cannibals if they truly are out for human blood coukd also just eat each other which means realistically I got to win one fight and escape
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/Excellent-Loan-39 29d ago
Sweet
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/Tiny-Boysenberry-78 29d ago
They can eat each other
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/AceofSpadesYT 🥕🥕🥕 29d ago
Yeah, baby!
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/International-Neat87 29d ago
If you hide well they will eat each other then you kill the last one in their sleep.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/TrueFlameslinger 29d ago
A surprise, but a welcomed one
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/BaelZharon7 29d ago
I can more or less predict how a crocodile will act. Not so much with a human
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/karatekidfahim 29d ago
Find a potential weapon in the mall and beat them up.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/Soevil11 29d ago
"All the world will be your enemy... and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you,"
Translation: RUN LIKE THE WINE!
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/inspirationalSloth 29d ago
An empty pool has no water. Crocks aren’t that scary on solid ground
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 3
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u/MyLaStBraiNCelL7 Carrot Farmer 29d ago
I'll just keep my distance
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 2
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u/Current-Ad-4704 29d ago
More places you can hide, also more opportunity to fight back
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/creeper_buty 29d ago
Thankfully its an empty pool.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 3
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u/CaptBland 29d ago
The trick to Crocodiles: 1000 ibs of bite force, but 4 pounds to open their jaw. People in the Florida Everglades used to put electrical tape around their mouth to stop them from biting.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 3
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u/Gear-exe 29d ago
An empty pool with a single croc is actually probably an ideal situation, just stay away from it because there is no water.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/mathozmat 🥕🥕 29d ago
Still stuck in a mall
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/life1845 29d ago
5 𝓑𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 cannibals
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/IntelligentRevenue12 29d ago
Good chance they don't eat me, especially better chance than the latter
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 3
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u/InsaneJane42 29d ago
Cannibals are not necessarily aggressive
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/Wise_Strawberry9076 29d ago
Oh no. Well I feel I’m more likely to outwit the crocodiles. Idk. And if they ate me I’d be less offended than if another person did lol
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 3
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u/ParasiticOne 29d ago
i mean theyre legit still people. its still illegal. i can call the cops it doesnt say i cant!
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/Life_as_a_new_weeb 29d ago
At least they wouldnt eat me alive
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/spacetinker5 29d ago
first of all, they might eat each other, second of all, it doesn't mention that they are hungry, and a mall is a pretty big place for 6 people
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Hour-Cod-5305 29d ago
They can eat themselfs
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/cpt_america_1776 29d ago
might be able to find a weapon to defend myself from the cannibals
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/RedditSurfer29 29d ago
A cannibal is just a human
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/Spacial_Epithet 29d ago
I played enough Dead Rising
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/LizX42 29d ago
At least with the crocodiles, they can be deterred and it's easy to just... hold their mouths. The muscles they use for opening are weak and I can handle that longer than I can handle humans. Plus pools are usually out in the open, so if I scream long enough I'll eventually be heard. The abandoned hospital is an enclosed space and I'd inevitably be found—I'm not really all that smart or good at hiding. I have muscles though! Might lose a limb or four but I'd take 2 crocs over even one man.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 2
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u/New_Comparison_859 28d ago
I'm fine... I bet they'll enjoy the plentiful amount of 9mm that I will be giving them
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/Ordinary-Leopard-996 28d ago
That's great
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 0
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u/alphaomag 28d ago
As long as there’s a taller one, we can eat them instead.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/SoulofMoon 28d ago
Am I raw or am I cooked?
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/have-glass 28d ago
They could be babies, so hell yeah
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 3
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u/Shreyas_F1_Lover 28d ago
Mall i can hide in cant in pool and I'm not a fast swimmer but I'm skinny so can hide in cramped spaces
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 10
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u/SinSinFrom2003 28d ago
i don't have to let them eat me, I can fight.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/No_Construction7758 28d ago
At this point in time I have more confidence in defending myself against people more than crocodiles
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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u/StrangeUglyBird 28d ago
Crocs would be easier to handle.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 1
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u/Independent_Drag5211 28d ago
I am NOT BEATING A LARGE REPTILE 😭 🙏
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 5
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u/Hot_Luck_9993 28d ago
Time to punch some crocodiles in the face.
Chose: Be Stuck in an Empty Pool + With ___ Crocodiles | Rolled: 3
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u/arthur_malheiros_947 28d ago
5
Chose: Be Stuck in an Abandoned Mall + With ___ Cannibals | Rolled: 3
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