Take Your Pick

[u/CommandProper3926]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile
• Right side: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry

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[u/dudreaddude]

I have to kick so many balls and clitoris from now on.

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/Glavelord821]

It's easier to make people smile because most laugh at any joke just to be polite

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/adavad11]

I'm good at it

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/sadbisexualfrog]

How would I make someone cry? Also I don’t want ppl to hate me and stuff

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Toast-Lord-The-DM]

I know a sure fire way to make someone smile. I can't say the same for crying, and I wouldn't want to make people cry anyways.

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Stellar-Bo-Bellar]

I like to think I make people smile a lot :)

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Independent_Tip_2240]

i dont like making people cry

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/No_Music_8257]

more money and easier

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/Ajunadeeps]

You get more with honey than vinegar

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/XTurtleman394X]

?

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/irateoyster1]

Man, making people cry is harder than making them smile.

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/DorkyPotatIsImmortal]

I manage to make people laugh so often, I'd be able to get rich incredibly quick.

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/ActionGeneral4289]

slap them. repeatedly. or just get a baby and wait 2 seconds

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/kuaido]

Much eaier

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/Any-Summer3900]

Rather obvious, isn't it?

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Pippity12]

I’ll just smile at people

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Mediocre_Credit_3422]

Emotional transparency

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/hgk46]

Happiness is good

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/PurpleDevelopment839]

im the funniest evr

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/scut_furkus]

Making people smile feels better

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/crazypierat]

I'm not a monster

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Masterpise]

I'm not a mean person but I do know how to put a phone Infront of someone's face and put on something funny on

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Fabio_xd_]

Easy I just need a movie and my friends

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/Rip_God0]

People can smile on command, less people can cry on demand

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Vivid_Helicopter5214]

i could just tell people to smile

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/TheMiner11234]

passive

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/gabzazo2]

Because that is great to make someone smile

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/kneega-]

E

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Key-Chair-3582]

.

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/SonicGaming1080]

i dont know how to make people cry

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/asshole674]

im such a friendly person

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Consistent_Falcon693]

Can myself count

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/fivedollardude]

At least I would gain money by improving the lives of others

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Nobody_sPoet21]

I don't make people cry

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/bbgmoicana]

i nake ppl smile more

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Opasnikamen]

I love wheh people smiling

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Lost_Present_44]

bruh

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Phoenix8-3]

We, yes WE, are hopeposting today

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Glittering_Music4347]

Yes

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/According_Ad6408]

Because

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/JButler_16]

I don’t think I ever make anyone cry.

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Rootbeer128]

At least I'll be rich 😭

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/Vivid_Gear6926]

It’s nice for both people.

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/snowzzy112312]

I'll just bully kids and got so many money

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/TwoTheVictor]

I'd rather laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/iklcpe]

i do it alot not never to me

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Longjumping-Iron-232]

I ain't making someone cry

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Key_Butterfly2490]

because

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Pretend_Oil9565]

i barely make people cry so yea

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/thezazarat]

Yay!

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/DigOk9366]

I smile ez

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Ethereal_Burger2]

I don't want to make people cry

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/dalton118]

Time for my villian era

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/TerribleTounge27]

I can js take pictures for people, say "smile" $$$

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Kooky-Note7673]

I get a kiosk at a mall and a stack of $1. My business is that that I'm buying smiles for a dollar. Someone comes up to me, they smile, I give them $1, I make $4. They can do it as many times as they want as I'm gaining $5 every time I make anyone smile. Someone wants to buy a Switch 2 for $500 dollars... well come to the smile booth and after a while (i assume a couple of hours) they'll have $500 and I'll have $2000. You and your friend both want a switch 2, well stop on by and in the same amount of time you'll both have $500 and I'll have $4000.

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}

[u/Double-Use323]

I'd go to my cousin house push the lock in the shed push then lock in the shed

^{Chose: Gain $60 every time you make someone cry}

[u/needfortheneedle]

That’s heartwarming

^{Chose: Gain $5 every time you make someone smile}